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Riddles with jokes score high. The more rewards, the more grace! ! !

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1, a pig said, "Come on!" -Try a food chocolate (pig's encouragement)

You killed a famous pig. What did you say? What words? Hit an object, the night pearl (yeah! Famous pig)

The mouse said to the wild horse, "I dated the cat yesterday!" " Hit a kind of food, 2-word potato chips (rat cheat)

The wild horse didn't believe it, so he grabbed the mouse's clothes and picked it up. Hit a 3-character potato (horse-carrying mouse)

Potato wants to duel with steamed stuffed bun, but there is a river ahead, so he can't cross it. -Hit a plant, 3-character Dutch bean (river bean)

6. The duel began, and the potato stabbed the steamed stuffed bun with a deadly knife. -Make a foodie, 3-character bean paste bag (kill bean bag)

Second, let's guess, this is a familiar drug name.

1, the tortoise built a house, then climbed in, made a medicine name and covered it in the middle.

2. The tortoise climbed out, demolished the house, built another room, climbed in and made the name of the medicine; New cover and middle cover

3. The tortoise climbed out again, tore down the house and built it, climbed in and made the name of the medicine! Giant calcium

Third, the mystery of super vomiting blood

1. There is a meadow in front-guess a plum blossom (no flowers).

2. There is a meadow ahead-guess another plant, wild plum blossom (no flowers either).

A flock of sheep came to the grass-guess it was a strawberry (no).

4. Suddenly, another group of wolves came-continue to guess a plant, Myrica rubra (sheep).

5. A sheep was eating grass, and a wolf passed by, but didn't eat the sheep-guess a seafood shrimp (blind).

6. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep-guess it was another seafood prawn.

7. The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep-and guessed a seafood lobster.