Homophonic ancient poems, couplets and jokes

Yang Liuzhi Wen Tingyun

A deep candle is lit at the bottom of the well, and Lang Changxing does not go. (Candle-Tell, Go-Violate)

Do you know about linglong dice's red beans?

Liu Yuxi, a bamboo branch

The willows are green in Jiang Shuiping, and I can hear the singing on the Langjiang River.

it's sunny when the sun rises in the east and it rains in the west. (Qing-Qing)

Harmony:

Two apes cut off trees in the mountains, and even the little monkey dared to cut the saw (sentence)

How can an old beast find a problem (hoof)-solve the problem

Lotus root is gained by the load, and (why do you get it accidentally)

Apricots don't need plums. (Fortunately, you don't need media)

Dogs gnaw at the bones of the river (monks)-Su Shi

Poems on the east slope of the water (corpses)-Buddha seal

The first spring in the Xiangyang gate is always there-Su Shi

There are more than enough (fish) to celebrate the family's kindness-Buddha seal

Shi Gu Tian Dan He Shang (monks) Hanzhong: the sky)

Lantern lanterns, paper (orange) shells used to be only windproof

Drum stands and drums stand, and dried tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

Lotus (pity) children are bitter in their hearts

Pear (separation) children are suffering from abdominal pain

Living in a pagoda, looking at Kongming, complaining that it is difficult to walk around the river

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