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What are the stories of Chinese characters?

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Story about Chinese characters: I was slapped because of Chinese characters

I often write the wrong strokes when writing. . Once when making a roster, the character "阝" in the character "Chen" was written on the right side, and the officer slapped him twenty times. From then on, the scholar remembered that "阝" should be written on the left side. Unfortunately, he wrote the wrong character "Zheng" again and received another twenty blows. One day, a man surnamed Nie asked him to write a petition. The clerk was shocked: "I wrote two characters for 'er' and got forty blows. You got three more characters for 'er' and it cost me my life." Ah? ”

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Stories about Chinese characters: The story of Chinese characters for Tuanzi and Yuanzi

One morning , "Tuan" was shopping, and suddenly saw "Yuan", he went up to say hello enthusiastically: "Hello! Yuan!"

"Yuan" said: "I don't know you?"

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"Tuan" said: "We went together to pay New Year greetings to others and wish them a happy family reunion. Why did you take off your coat when the weather got hot and you no longer recognized me?"

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A story about Chinese characters: Ten thousand words are difficult to write

One year, the old man hired a scholar from Chu State to teach him The son can read. On the first day of school, the teacher wrote something on the white paper with a brush and told his son: "This is the word '一'." His son studied it very seriously and remembered it firmly. When he returned, he wrote it to The old man looked at it and said, "I have learned a word - '一'." The old man saw that his son had learned it hard, and he saw it and was very happy in his heart.

The next day at school, the teacher wrote two more strokes on the paper with a brush and said: "This is the word 'two'." This time, my son didn't think there was anything new, and he just remembered it. Go home. On the third day, the teacher wrote three strokes on the paper with a brush and said: "This is the word 'three'." The son's eyes rolled, as if he had realized something, and he stopped learning. He threw down the pen and ran back happily. He went to his father and said, "It's really easy to read. My child has already learned it. Now there's no need to trouble your husband. In order to avoid spending so much bride price on hiring him, please ask your father to fire him." Seeing that his son was so smart, the old man was happy to prepare. The teacher was fired for receiving a reward.

A few days later, the old man wanted to invite a friend named Wan over for a drink, so he asked his son to get up early in the morning and write an invitation. The son agreed: "Okay, isn't this easy? It depends on me."

The old man saw that his son was confident, so he felt relieved to do other things. Time passed slowly. Seeing that the sun was almost setting in the west and his son had not finished writing, the old man couldn't help but become a little anxious: "What's wrong with my son?" After waiting and waiting, the old man finally got impatient and went to his son's room in person. To urge.

As he entered the door, the old man saw his son sitting at the table with a gloomy face. The paper was stretched on the ground, and it was full of gangsters. The son was drawing on paper with a wooden comb stained with ink. When he saw his father come in, he complained: "There are so many surnames in the world, why is his surname Wan? I borrowed my mother's wooden comb. I can write more than 20 strokes. My hands are sore from writing since early in the morning, and I have only written less than 3,000 strokes! It’s really difficult to write 10,000 words!”

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Comments on stories about Chinese characters

Chinese characters are like lively and cute elves, jumping on the graph paper, composing a moving song of Chinese characters; like A clear trickle of water flowed through the tip of the pen, and suddenly, a masterpiece appeared on the paper. Chinese characters, the Chinese characters of our Chinese nation! Our lives are inseparable from Chinese characters, because we have to deal with Chinese characters almost every day. Chinese characters have become an indispensable part of our daily life. We need it when doing homework; we also need it when communicating with others; we also need it when reading books. Children must learn Chinese characters carefully and don’t make mistakes by making typos!