A joke book read by ancient people-A Brief Introduction to Laughing in the Forest (Volume I)

As soon as the new official arrived, there was unburned money on the ground at the entrance of the sacrificial ceremony. Officials took a tin ingot and hid it. The door said, "Sir, this is paper money. What do you want him to do? " "The official said," I know. Wait till I make some money. "

An official's judgment is unknown, but the wine is lazy, the people are greedy for money and cold, and the people are disgusted. So he wrote a poem, which says: "Black painted lanterns, fireflies for a long time, white wall and white tiger paintings, yellow paper oolong, eggplant knocking mud, wax gourd beating wooden bells, only know money and wine, regardless of public and power." "

A young blind man was involved in a lawsuit. He complained that he was blind. The official said, "How can you cheat when you have a pair of white eyes?" Answer: "The master thinks that the villain is innocent, and the villain thinks that the master is confused."

Officials are on duty in summer, looking for a summer place. Colleagues are arguing that a mountain is elegant or a temple is cool. An old man went in and said, "Although the mountain is good, it is always cooler than this." The official said, "Why?" Answer: "There are many suns in other places, but there is no sun here."

The eunuchs looked at the wind and put forward the topic of "how terrible the afterlife is." Everyone covered their mouths and laughed. Asked about the reason, the instructor said, "It's too difficult. All students have to give questions, so it's better to subtract one word." Smiled and said: "In that case, in addition to the word" after ",let's be" awesome ". "

At the formal meeting, everyone asked him what his position was. An official said, "With regular tea and rice in the future, Gai Yi will take ready-made (Xiancheng)." An official said, "To write a document in a boiling soup pot is to cook a (master's) book." An official said, "Rent a dung cellar in rural Man Zi." I didn't understand the question and answered, "Classic shit (historical homophonic)."