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Short sentences to make your girlfriend feel sexy (60 sentences)

Short sentences to make your girlfriend feel sexy (Part 1)

1. Love is different times, different places, different people, the only thing that is the same is you and me, time It's changing, the space is changing, the only thing that remains unchanged is my infinite longing for you.

2. The eagle calls the chicken, the eagle calls the chicken, please answer when you receive it.

3. I don’t allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don’t want to have panda eyes the next day!

4. No matter in this life or the next life... all I want is you...

5. There is always someone whose text message can make me smile immediately.

6. I don’t allow you to hit me. Don’t hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I am very resistant to being hit!

7. I don’t allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest in the world, so you can only be ranked second!

8. I have never been so deeply moved by a woman as you.

9. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. Maybe you think there are many people who are more beautiful than you, and there are many people who are better than you. However, I just like you. No matter how good or outstanding others are, they are not you. There is only one you in this world. If you are a little better than you or a little worse than you, it is not you. And what I love is precisely such a unique you.

10. I can’t let go of your kindness to me, I can’t let go of the fact that I don’t love you, I can’t let go of the past memories and current thoughts, I can’t let go of the bits and pieces of the past, and I can’t let go of the happiness you gave me. I don’t want to lose you, let alone lose you, forgive me.

11. You will always be the most temperamental, unusual and attractive in my heart.

12. I know that love requires freedom to be happy, but I would rather stay by your side, accompany you, and walk with you.

13. You gave me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember it forever.

14. I hope the last thing I see before going to bed is you.

15. Everything will get boring after a long time, except loving you.

16. Dear, don’t you want to lose weight? For lunch, eat less rice and more vegetables. It is best to drink a little soup before eating. This will fill your stomach first and you will eat less later. .

17. I think I will still love you as much as I do now in fifty years. Trust me, marry me! Let me prove it!

18. I don’t allow you to say bad words. There is no reason. It’s just a personal opinion. It will affect your image. You can do it yourself!

19. Those loves that blurt out inadvertently are the purest love deep in the heart.

20. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I am willing to make this mistake for the rest of my life. Short Phrases to Make Your Girlfriend Sue (Part 2)

21. The road of life is very long, let me walk with you. I would like to build a sky of our own with you.

22. I don’t allow you to be silent, baby, we also need to communicate. Even if it is my unilateral apology, you should still give me some face and say: forgive you!

23. I don’t miss you because I am lonely, but I am lonely because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

24. I promise you anything.

25. I don’t allow you to care about everything. A woman must be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy. Be obedient!

26. If loving you is a mistake, then I am willing to make more mistakes, even if it lasts a lifetime!

27. I don’t allow you to drink. It’s not that I won’t let you drink. It’s okay to drink less. Drinking too much will harm your health!

28. Listen, I give you permission to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together~

29. I love you, and *** is here to send this message to the person you love most in your heart. Let his (her) teeth bask in the sun, and at the same time bask in his happiness. Let him (her) feel your love, and suddenly understand that he can only catch you in this life.

On the day I love you, I wish those of you who are single to quickly hold hands with your partner, those of you who are in love, I wish you to get married soon, and I wish those of you who are married to grow old together.

30. I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like how I feel when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.

31. I will not allow you to be alone. My love and thoughts will always be by your side. With them by your side, you will not feel lonely!

32. The three happiest words in the world are: together.

33. My happiest thing is being your angel.

34. In your lonely and sad days, please read my name quietly. And he said: Someone is missing me, and I live in a person's heart in this world.

35. I will not allow you to cross the road alone. The driver is very aggressive at the moment. I will hold your hand and send you to the other side safely!

36. There is always a place or a person that makes your heart flutter and leave you with nostalgia. There is always that one person whose words of apology will make your heartache and be unforgettable. Apart from loving you, I can think of no reason to continue living.

37. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you with all my heart, and I will always warm you, care for you, and protect you!

38. I don’t have procrastination. I will open the package as soon as I get it, press the alarm clock when it rings, eat the snacks as soon as they are opened, and laugh when you appear.

39. Even the breeze in the mountains, the fish in the water, and the birds in the sky know that I love you.

40. No matter whether I cry or laugh, I have your hug; no matter I go in or out, I have you to rely on; no matter the end of the world or the end of the world, you will accompany me until I grow old. My dear, I love you and wish you the best. You are happy and enjoy the world of joy. Short Sentences to Make Your Girlfriend So Sue (Part 3)

41. When I see you, I feel like I have arrived in the Forbidden City, because everything on you is a treasure and a treasure. I want to I hugged you lightly, really afraid of breaking you.

42. I’m sorry, I’m so jealous. I’ll get jealous if you laugh with other boys, talk to others, or even if you don’t do anything but just stand together. I also know that this is not good, and I always have random thoughts, but I really love you, I love you very much, but because I love you so much, I am afraid of losing you.

43. I am happy and worry-free, but you are worried and heartbroken; my flirtatious heart changes, but you are infatuated and heartbroken; thank you for paying so much for me, and making me really fall in love with you.

44. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!

45. Did you know that there is someone who misses you all the time? Your smiling eyes are like stars, shining in my heart every night.

46. If I don’t have you in my future, it’s uncomfortable to think about it.

47. The best love is probably that I admire you like a hero and you love me like a child.

48. I know that love requires freedom to be happy, but I would rather stay by your side, accompany you, and walk with you

49. When time burns everything in me, I can’t What I have forgotten is the charm of your glance; when I close my eyes, what I long for is still the charm of your glance!

50. When we meet again next time, I will definitely save all my body temperature and give you a warm hug.

51. You are the only one for me.

52. I thought I could be a strong person without you, but in the end I realized that I couldn’t.

53. For a loving person, every day is a holiday.

A word of advice, a note passed down from generation to generation; a piece of lovesickness, a wholehearted longing for each other; a piece of love, a lifelong love!

54. All beauty comes from sincerity and honesty. Although happiness will be fleeting, joy can be lasting. A sincere blessing and a sincere greeting. May you be happy every day!

55. My love opens for you, like white lightning piercing the sky; my love runs for you, like red blood filling the body...

56. Dear , my love for you will always be there, until the sea is dry and the stone is broken; my love for you is more like a mountain without edges and the sky and the earth are united; my love for you, even if the news network ends, I will always love you and stay in your heart forever. .

57. The mountains, flowing water, and waves are flat, and the world is full of scenery. Girl, do you want to watch it with me, where the sun rises and sets, the white clouds rise?

58. Do you know that I have been waiting for you for a hundred years of loneliness, and I have sung my love songs for a thousand nights only for you.

59. Your name is written in my heart, let me love you forever!

60. After getting to know you, I discovered that I can give so willingly. Short Sentences to Make Your Girlfriend Happy (60 Sentences)

Short Sentences to Make Your Girlfriend Happy Part 1

1. Hugging you is just for sex, but kissing you It’s well thought out!

2. Meeting you depends on luck, but falling in love with you requires more effort.

3. I always miss you, although we cannot share every minute.

4. Being loved is very happy, but I wish you a happy life.

5. I always miss you, although we cannot have every minute and second together.

6. The room in my heart is just for you to live in.

7. It wasn’t until I met you that I understood the meaning of my existence; it wasn’t until I fell in love with you that I realized that happiness is so hard-won. No matter when and where, I want to stay with you until the end of time.

8. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful, because I love you.

9. I was very sad to hear what you said after being angry on the phone tonight.

10. There are so many roads, which one can reach your heart?

11. I don’t allow you to quarrel with me. Only when I give in to you can you win. Until now, no one can win against me unless I give in to a fight with a girl!

12. I do not allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I will love you!

13. I miss you very much at this moment, please take good care of yourself for me.

14. I always have toothache at night recently, because the feeling of missing you is too sweet, which makes me have cavities.

15. Nothing special, I just want to hear your voice.

16. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you...

17. Looking at you smiling, I suddenly realize that I am really the happiest in the world people.

18. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!

19. Do you know what my zodiac sign is? I'm tailor-made for you.

20. My dream is to realize all your wishes. Part 2 of short sentences that can make your girlfriend happy

21. I don’t allow you to wake up earlier than me. Stop talking nonsense. Go to bed when I tell you to. When you are full, get up and eat the breakfast I made. !

22. I am born stubborn and have a clear distinction between love and hate. So I like you, not just on a whim or inconsistently.

23. I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do to any woman what I will do for you. You are so different in my mind!

24. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! My dear, please accompany me until the end of time, okay?

25. At the wrong time, in the wrong place, as long as you meet the right person, everything will be right.

26. If I were asked to choose again, I would still choose you, even though you sometimes have a bad temper, even though you sometimes make trouble unreasonably, even though sometimes you can't find your way back. No matter what you look like, you are my most lovely wife. I will not love you any less just because you can’t cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.

27. Just listen to me, why are you asking so many questions? I am by your side and you are still going the wrong way!

28. I will not allow you to distrust me. I will do everything I promised you, said, and promised you!

29. I don’t allow you to be confused, and the little fool is not allowed to doubt whether I love you!

30. You gave me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember it forever.

31. Everything will get boring after a long time, except loving you.

32. Dear, don’t you want to lose weight? For lunch, eat less rice and more vegetables. It is best to drink a little soup before eating. This will fill your stomach first and you will eat less later. .

33. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you. I really can’t tell you. I just know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. I can skip meals every day. .I don’t sleep, but I can’t miss you...

34. I don’t allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I will be very uncomfortable without you. Don’t torture me, okay?

35. I want to grow old slowly with you.

36. I don’t allow you to cry, because if you still cry when I’m here, it proves that I’m useless, so what else do you need me for?!

37. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you with all my heart, and I will always warm you, care for you, and protect you!

38. Because I know I can’t live without you, I will cherish you even more...

39. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine in early spring.

40. I don’t have procrastination. I will open the package as soon as I get it. I will press the alarm clock when it rings. I will eat the snacks as soon as they are opened. I will laugh when you appear. Part 3 of short sentences that can make your girlfriend happy

41. As long as I am with you, I don’t care what the price is.

42. If I could, I would spend every moment of my life accompanying you.

43. If you love a girl, instead of letting her go for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness.

44. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me in my madness for the rest of my life.

45. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, keeping you is a kind of happiness, my dear, because loving you is my everything Everything is full of beauty, I love you for ten thousand years!

46. "Let's go eat a family meal" "This way we will be a family"

47. No one in this world is qualified to be by your side except me.

48. It’s agreed, I’ll be with you in autumn and winter.

49. Even if I endure loneliness, I don’t care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.

50. I will not allow you to be weak. You must be very strong. If I am so disobedient, you must control me!

51. In my once confused heart, it was you who led me out of loneliness

52. How great it is to be able to meet each other now!

53. You are the only one for me.

54. You are the person I want to show off to the world, but I am reluctant to share it with anyone.

55. My happiest thing is being your angel.

56. I only have you in my eyes. Since I met you, all prosperity has become the background.

57. You are the first and last person I love.

58. My dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which looked tired and painful, so I turned to text messages, which are beautiful and inexpensive!

59. I don’t allow you to do physical work. Why are you so tired when I’m here? Just wipe my sweat and pour me water!

60. I don’t want short-term tenderness, I just want your lifelong companionship. Humorous jokes to make your girlfriend happy in short sentences (collection of 60 sentences)

Humorous jokes to make your girlfriend happy in short sentences (Part 1)

1. As long as I am with you, I don’t care what I have to do What a huge price to pay.

2. I don’t miss you because I am lonely, but I am lonely because I miss you. The reason why the feeling of loneliness is so heavy is just because I think too deeply.

3. May every shooting star in the sky shine in the sky for you.

4. Loneliness is like a cigarette, longing is like a drop of tears. In the misty smoke, I see your handsome face, which seems to be as moving as the first time we met.

5. Since we can’t break up, let’s not waste any more time and get married.

6. The magpie witnessed our love and rushed to build a bridge; the grape witnessed our love and came to spread rumors; the Milky Way witnessed our love turning into a shooting star to carry the Weaver Girl’s wish: Cowherd, let’s meet at the magpie bridge today Be on time!

7. It is very unfortunate to tell you that the moment you receive this message, you have been poisoned by the most terrifying poison on earth! And I visited all the planets in the galaxy and no one could figure it out! The only way is: you have to miss me!

8. When you see this message, you have been poisoned by extremely violent love. The only antidote is to marry me. No need to study, let’s get married!

9. I don’t allow you to go far away without telling me, otherwise I will go crazy!

10. I look forward to seeing you every night before going to bed.

11. You are the first and last person I love.

12. Do you know that I have been waiting for you for a hundred years of loneliness, and I have sung my love songs for a thousand nights only for you.

13. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of joy, keeping you is a kind of happiness, my dear, because loving you is my everything Everything is full of beauty, I love you for ten thousand years!

14. In my once confused heart, it was you who led me out of loneliness

15. Although I don’t know where you are, I know that you are always in my heart.

16. I don’t allow you to stay up late. The reason is the same as the second one. The body is the capital of revolution. I don’t want you to die before me!

17. I don’t know what tomorrow will be like, so we have to cherish the time we have together now. If I can control the future, then I hope I can be with you forever!

18. You can still love each other well without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; without a deposit, you will not leave, as long as you have your unique love. Our love does not require glory or wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there.

19. Gather the warmth of winter, collect the rain and dew of the morning sun, collect the crystal clear white snow, and wash away the waves of the blue sea, just to send you the most sincere wishes on your special day. I want to love you and wish you the best. Live a happy life and love sweetly.

20. What you see is the truest me, a never-ending feeling of being touched by the most beautiful existence of you and me in this world! Humorous jokes to make your girlfriend happy (Part 2)

21. You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! My dear, please accompany me until the end of time, okay?

22. Maybe I don’t have a love as passionate as the sun, nor a love as long as flowing water. I only know how to love you and love you constantly.

23. The mountains, flowing water, and waves are flat, and the world is full of scenery. Girl, do you want to watch it with me, where the sun rises and sets, the white clouds rise?

24. Love is the true love between you and me, caring for each other, holding hands and growing old together!

25. Let’s go together. One hand cannot carry the luggage. From now on, I will be your left hand.

26. I didn’t feel my existence until I met you, and I have always been reluctant to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

27. After drinking the wine of love brewed by you, if I don’t refill my cup, I would rather be thirsty for the rest of my life.

28. No matter where you are in the world, as long as you need me, I will "fly" back to you.

29. I don’t allow you to shout at me loudly, please save it, doesn’t your throat hurt? I still feel bad for shouting!

30. Maybe I don’t have a love as passionate as the sun, nor a love as long as flowing water. I only know how to love you constantly and do my best for you.

31. I am greedy for the impartiality of the fireworks in the world, which happens to be you.

32. In my heart, you are the most beautiful. Maybe you think there are people who are more beautiful than you, and there are many people who are better than you. However, I just like you. No matter how good or outstanding others are, they are not you. There is only one you in this world. If you are a little better than you or a little worse than you, it is not you. And what I love is precisely such a unique you.

33. When you are depressed, I am your pistachio. When you are sad, I would like to be your tree of forgetfulness!

34. If I could, I would spend every moment of my life accompanying you.

35. I don’t allow you to care about everything. A woman must be open-minded and broad-minded to be happy. Be obedient!

36. Regardless of this life or the next, all I want is you.

37. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly, and walk before God.

38. You are the first and last person I love.

39. Only if you are willing to believe can you get what you want to believe. You will eventually meet the right person, and you will eventually meet a beautiful person, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.

40. I was wrong. As long as there is a conflict between us, it is my fault. Humorous jokes to make your girlfriend happy, short sentences (Part 3)

41. I am willing to spend ten million years waiting for your smile like the warm sunshine of early spring.

42. I will not allow you to be weak. You must be very strong. If I am so disobedient, you must control me!

43. No matter what you think, remember, I love you and it will never change.

44. I’m going to sleep, because I’m all about you in my dreams.

45. The road of life is very long, let me walk with you. I would like to build a sky of our own with you.

46. I always have toothache at night recently, because the feeling of missing you is too sweet, which makes me have cavities.

47. I want to grow old slowly with you.

48. Even if you don’t love me, I will protect you throughout my life.

49. I love you, not because of who you are, but because I like how I feel when I am with you. Happy birthday to myself.

50. Days pass in different spaces, and thoughts come at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

51. Always thinking of you, even though we can’t have every minute and second together.

52. I will not allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forcibly carried you to the hospital, I will only answer one sentence: Because you are mine!

53. You will always be the most temperamental, unusual and attractive in my heart.

54. Today I will package and send you "happiness, happiness, satisfaction and my apology" together. I hope you will pay attention and pay attention. It's not that I don't care about you, I just hurt you carelessly. sorry!

55. As long as you, the one I love, can be happy, I want nothing more.

56. Don’t ask me why I love you, because you are the reason why I don’t love others.

57. Hold hands and draw the years. Even if youth goes away, it will only stay with you.

58. I don’t allow you to lose weight. My love has nothing to do with your weight. You must firmly believe that no matter what you become, I will love you!

59. You are the only one for me.

60. Last night I told you that we should break up, it was just a momentary excitement.

Text messages to make your girlfriend happy and to make her sleep are very touching

6. The phone is buzzing, as if our hearts are singing, sincere blessings, deep feelings, and connected Hearts,,, cannot be separated by distance, I miss you!

7. Maybe I was wrong to like you. I have really changed a lot when I fell in love with you! Fool, I love you!

8. In this world, I have never seen a more perfect person than you. Meeting you on the road of life is the greatest blessing in my life. My devotion and gratitude are endless and will only die with my death.

9. If the world only has ten minutes left, I will recall the ups and downs we have gone through with you. If the world has only three minutes left, I will kiss you. If the world has only one minute left, I will say 60 I love you this time

10. The wind and rain are with each other for following, the fish and water are with each other for constant companionship, the sand and stone are with each other for mutual encouragement, the heaven and the earth are with each other for mutual help, you and I are with each other for love, with you Life is colorful when we are together. You are everything to me.

11. Carrying all the love of the sunset, step into your graceful figure. In your arms, the moon is fragrant, the sound of the piano is bright, and the waves are sentimental.

12. The most romantic story has no ending, the most beautiful life has no sadness, the happiest family has no disputes, the happiest love has no disagreements, and the happiest thing is because of you, I love you and miss you. Cherish it more.

13. If my life can be replaced by two or three words, it would be your name, because you are my only love!!!

14. May I The love between the two can be deeper than that of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, but it should not be like their lovesickness in two places. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable! Love means that you never have to say sorry. Happy holidays! I love you!

15. Before I met you, I never knew the feeling of longing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me to let this feeling be with you from this Valentine’s Day. Accompany me forever!