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How to reply humorously when you are caught stealing a bag?
If you are caught stealing a bag, you can reply as follows:
1. I am trying to lose weight. I didn't expect you to care so much about me.
2. I thought I was stealing food, but I was actually secretly preparing a surprise.
3. This is the safest way for scientists to supplement calories. Let's try it.
After answering someone who finds himself caught stealing food, you should adopt a relaxed, humorous and optimistic attitude, and don't become depressed and inferior.
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