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Understanding of China's jokes after reading them.

1. The Water Margin, one of the four classical novels, was finally finished by me. It's too difficult! However, I finally understand a lot of truth.

Needless to say, Sung River and Chai Jin Jr. are both charitable, and they also have beautiful drunken fists and Wu Yong's resourcefulness. Just say that the naive Li Kui jy is quite wild, and he is a reckless plowman and has no job. He always gets angry easily, doesn't ask anything indiscriminately, and always scolds and beats. As a result, he either lost or regretted it, but there are "wealth can't be lewd, poverty can't be moved, and power can't be bent."

I think, if I let him come to my side, I believe not many people can have his charm. This is not because of his appearance, nor because he is tall, nor because he has a lot of wealth, but one thing is that he has an advantage in others' eyes. Please don't underestimate his advantage of sesame seeds, which will be extinct in this world.

I always feel that we have less affection and friendship for friends and even relatives in life.

I clearly remember that when I was babbling, I often went to my neighbor's house for dinner without scruple. No manners, no constraints, only joy. My neighbor's sister and I are as good as ever. When I cried that I couldn't go to kindergarten, we often chatted with our neighbors, but we started to install wooden doors.

Now, when I know that I am fighting for the future, my door has become a three-centimeter-thick security door. Like a river, it separates us from our neighbors. As the Book of Rites said: "Today's avenue is hidden, and the world is home. Everyone is like a relative, every son is his son and the goods are his own. "

Our society naturally lacks a kind of love, a very important kind of love-a kind of care. For caring, perhaps just a simple greeting or a knowing smile can make people smile and feel the care of maternal love. Don't be too stingy. A greeting and a smile will not make you lose anything, but will only sublimate your personality.

2. In a hurry by Zhu Ziqing, a famous modern writer, depicts the trace of the passage of time and expresses the author's helplessness and regret for wasting time.

Time is an objective form of material existence and a continuous system composed of past, present and future. It is a manifestation of the continuity of material movement and change. Time has no sound, no shadow, no trace. Everyone has time, but some people can't control it reasonably, so they can only let time slip away from them.

I remember a saying: "time is the most unfair, and it is 24 hours a day for anyone;" Time is also the most selfish, giving anyone a day is not 24 hours. " Do you think this sentence is contradictory? No, it's not contradictory. We all know that there are 24 hours in a day, which is the fairness of time. Then why is there a time deviation? Because these people waste time at will, let time pass quickly and accomplish nothing in one day. He abandoned time, and time abandoned him. Therefore, his twenty-four hours are very short. However, some people arrange their time reasonably, cherish time, don't waste time, and use time to do something meaningful to get twice the result with half the effort. They spend twenty-four hours doing things that ordinary people need twenty-five, twenty-six or even more hours to complete.

"If you win time, you win everything." This sentence of Lenin fully embodies the preciousness of time. "If you don't work hard, the boss will be sad." Explain that a person does not cherish good times when he is young, and he can only sigh in vain when he is old. If you study hard when he is young and strong, he will gain time and everything, and he will not be sad for his mediocrity when he is old.

Some people know to cherish time, but they don't know how to do it. Some people think that doing a lot of work in a hurry every day is to cherish time. Some people think that cramming the day's things, whether it is meaningful or not, is to cherish time; Some people think that busy buying tickets, houses, seats and cars from morning till night is to cherish time. They are all wrong. Cherishing time is not to work all day, to do meaningless things, to regard vulgarity as a trend, to regard profit as noble, and not to only seek benefits for yourself all my life. Since we have come to this world, we should seize the time to make a difference, study hard to build the motherland, benefit the people and make use of the only time.

Swallows have gone and come again, willows are withered and green, and peach blossoms are withered and blooming. We came into this world naked, and then we went back naked in a blink of an eye? But it can't be flat. Why go this time? Why don't we seize this great opportunity, cherish time, study hard and strive for the ultimate goal of cherishing time?

The ancients once said that "an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but a thousand dollars can't buy an inch of time", and there is also a poem that "young people don't work hard, but old people are sad". Whenever I hear this saying "cherish time", I think of Zhu Ziqing's essay "Hurry".

This article is about time gone forever, don't idle away your time. I understand that time is money, and I remember that I spent more than 4,600 days and nights, but what did I do with these 4,600 days and nights? Only wandering, only rushing. In the rush of more than 4,000 days, what is left except wandering?

I once heard a joke: an employee of a company asks for leave from his boss, and the boss told him that there are 52 weekends in 365 days a year, minus 104 days, leaving 26 1 day, and you still have 16 hours to go to work every day, minus 170 days, leaving 965430 days. It takes you 1 hour to eat every day, 46 days, and there are 22 days left. You usually ask the company for two days sick leave every year, and now there are only 20 days left. There are five holidays every year and the company doesn't go to work. Subtract these five days, leaving 15 days. The company generously gives you 14 days holiday every year, so you only have 65434 days left to work. After reading this joke, I not only laughed, but also felt a little chilly after laughing. Although the boss's method of calculating time is not necessarily accurate, it is enough to tell us to cherish time.

My friend, whenever you play computer, the days pass away from the keyboard, but when you watch TV, the days flash from the screen. My friend, life is short, but after careful calculation, how much time do we spend in work and study? I remember Chen once said: No matter what setbacks and grievances you encounter in your future life, don't waver, don't make excuses and go your own way! Because any vacillation, including excuses, will consume energy, time and life, so don't delay the trip.

"Swallows have gone, and when they come back, the willows are withered. When they are greener, the peach blossoms are withered. When they bloom again, our days will be gone forever." I can't help but think of a sentence, "wasting other people's time is equal to murder for money, and wasting one's time is equal to chronic suicide." Students, cherish the time! Time is money! Is life!

3. Home page

Home should be a warm and sweet destination. However, in the early 1920s, China's family became a huge shackle that imprisoned people. People are oppressed in such a family, but what they feel is indifference and even despair for the future. Home has created many typical images with skillful artistic techniques. Every image is full of flesh and blood, unique and lifelike. The novel Home is about such an era, and it is also a bureaucratic landlord family standing in such an era. Mrs. Gao is the master of this big family. Juexin is the eldest son and grandson. When he was in his twenties, he took on the burden of this family because of his father's death. Chueh-hsin liked Cousin Mei for a long time, but his father decided on another marriage. He didn't resist, but just accepted it blindly. Because of precocity and cowardice, he dare not contradict his elders. Maybe I'm numb to happiness, I just keep avoiding all the gossip. He accepted feudal orthodoxy, but he was also dissatisfied with the corruption of feudal families. Because he was burdened with the old culture, he could not extricate himself from the oppression of feudal consciousness and the pain of self-contradiction. Later, his wife gave birth during childbirth, but feudal thoughts and two gates shut him out, and his wife finally died. He finally understood that these two small doors had no power. What really took his wife away was another thing, the whole system, the whole ethics, the whole superstition. All this is on his shoulders, which has put him under pressure for many years and deprived him of his youth, happiness, future and two favorite women.

Chueh-hui is the antonym of Chueh-hsin. Chueh-hui and Ming-feng fell in love. Ming-feng promised Chueh-hui that she would not marry anyone but him. When Mr. Gao wanted to marry Ming-feng to Feng Leshan, who was over 60 years old, Chueh-hui was busy with newspaper activities and knew nothing about it. The night before her wedding, Ming-feng came to Chueh-hui with her last hope. Chueh-hui sent her away because she was in a hurry to write a manuscript. So the love between Chueh-hui and Ming-feng ended in Ming-feng throwing herself into the river. When Chueh-hui learned the truth, he looked for Ming-feng everywhere, but it was too late. Chueh-hui's temper is too impatient. He is not afraid of anything, regardless of the consequences. As long as he feels wrong, he will stand up and resist. When the "ghost" was caught at home, he just wouldn't let the wizard and his family enter his home. He stood at the door, as if guarding a pass. He dared to ask contemptuously and sweep people's faces with hatred. He forgot that the elders were standing in front of him. But under such circumstances, Chueh-hui's personality is acceptable, because what that society needs is resistance, and what it lacks is people who can resist. It can be said that Chueh-hui is the other extreme of Chueh-hsin.

Chueh-min is different from the two of them. He is a steady and gentle man. At home, he is the second child, and his personality is between Chueh-hsin and Chueh-hui, unlike Chueh-hsin who is too obedient and has no opinion, or Chueh-hui who is too impulsive and irrational sometimes. If Chueh-hsin, Chueh-min and Chueh-hui are put together, it is worrying that Chueh-hsin bowed his head and did not resist, while Chueh-hui's rebellion is worrying, which makes Chueh-min look too inconspicuous. Chueh-min has a strong rebellious factor, but in action, he pays more attention to strategy and the result of behavior. The most important thing is that he ran away from marriage. On Gao's 66th birthday, Feng Leshan proposed to his family to betroth his niece to Chueh-min, and Gao agreed. Chueh-min of Aegean objected at once. After the objection was invalid, Chueh-hui escaped from the marriage with his help. After the divorce, Chueh-min and Chin encouraged and supported each other. In particular, Mei's death strengthened their determination to resist. Chueh-min wrote to Chueh-hsin that Chin would never be the second Mei. Chueh-min is determined to fight for his happiness to the end. Finally, it forced Lao Gaoman to make concessions before his death and ended in victory.

When I finished reading Home, I felt really immersive. By describing a big family, Grandpa Ba Jin reflected his disgust and hatred for the old system in the old society, and denounced the darkness, disobedience and flattery among people. Through the different personalities of the three brothers and different views on the future society, it is really eye-catching. Among the three brothers, what I admire most is Lao Chueh-hui, an aspiring young man who is full of confidence in the future and firmly believes that the old society will definitely pass and the old system will definitely be abandoned. Because of his personality, he and Lao Chueh-hsin are exactly the opposite, just like two parallel lines can't have any intersection, which means they are destined to take completely different paths. Lao Chueh-hsin's character is, in the present words, the kind of person who is extremely weak, and it used to be called that. Although he felt great pain, the pain did not change his character, but only changed his mind a little, but this change was not enough to make him act, and he still retained his cowardice. Chueh-min, the second of the three brothers, is on Chueh-hui's side, but he is not as impulsive as Chueh-hui, has a calm personality and actively strives for happiness when necessary. From this point of view, I still admire him. Therefore, in the whole family, only Chueh-min and Chueh-hui stand on the same line, and the others are from the old society. The supporters of the old system explain how far Chueh-min and Chueh-hui are from this big family. Therefore, Chueh-hui hates not only this old society and old system, but also this big family with only the old system and old system, and runs away from home in a rage! To show the determination to resist the old society.

The three masters in this paper all face feudalism and bondage. Although there are different performances, they all hope to release this bondage and make China more free. These young people are struggling for this great event. Yes, the same is true of feudal ethics and autocracy that destroy people's youth and life. They expressed infinite sympathy for those who suffered and struggled under the weight of feudal ethics and finally became victims, and praised those who struggled for a free life.

This society is always progressing, and it will not stop because of the shackles of non-progress, nor can it stop; Nothing can stop the trend of the times. On the way through, it will spray just the right spray, forming a torrent that will overwhelm the mountains and rush to the only current.