Humorous greetings in the morning

1. Love should be gentle as water and sweet as honey. Colleagues should choose to work hard and have no temper. Your other half should be a pig with a runny nose. It's about time. Wipe your nose and go to work.

2. Have you ever had the same experience, turning your wrist or reaching into your pocket, showing your watch or taking out your mobile phone, looking at the time, restoring it, and suddenly finding that you didn't even look at what time? A new day, a new beginning. Good Morning, everyone!

3. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in 3G and you are still in 2G; I am sending Weibo, and you are sending short messages; I am watching a big movie, and you are waiting for the picture; I use mobile navigation, you call for directions; I'm playing with my mobile phone, and you're being played by it. Good morning, dear. ...

4. Time flies and the weather becomes good and bad; The temperature drops rapidly; Remember to wear clothes when you go out; Eat more vegetarian dishes; Remember to cover more at night; Calcium supplementation at all times in health; Happiness keeps a state of mind; Friends often care; Feel comfortable and happy; Always care in the morning; Life is full of true love; The news is not bad; Fast forward.

5. Good morning! I wish you are more expensive than the giant panda, famous in China, your career is in Hongtashan, your lover is more beautiful than Ashima, and everything goes well.

6. Good morning, sun, good morning, earth, good morning, China, good morning, dear pig, get up quickly, the sun is coming to harass you.

7. The sun rises high and you are still asleep. I have been calling you, but you sleep better; Suddenly, a brilliant idea came to me. I picked up a bone and saw you barking at me.

8. Broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: Today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safety hail and happiness flash.

9. Good morning. Have you eaten? If you don't eat, I'll give you a plate of duck to make you homesick. There is also a dish that people love to eat every day; With soup, you will always be healthy; Another drink will make you happy for a long time. Add another bowl of rice, and love will always be with you.

10. Good morning, smile:), have a good breakfast, be healthy, be energetic and earn money. I wish you a prosperous career, and may your love be sweeter every day!

1 1. Banknotes fall from the sky, bankbooks line up, work is too idle, and beautiful secretaries report in groups! These are the dreams you had last night. They're not over yet! Get up quickly, or you will be fired by the company! Good morning!

12. I sincerely wish you: giggle secretly at work and skip off work! Humming a tune in my mouth, I unconsciously went out of tune! After work at noon, I make a hullabaloo about. At night, I snore and sleep! I woke up in the morning startled: late again!

13. I come gently and walk quietly. I forgot to take one thing with me, that is pleasure, so you should keep this pleasure for me, otherwise I can make trouble with you at any time, hehe, good morning, brothers and sisters!

14. wake up every day and tell yourself: less reasons, bigger belly, sweeter mouth, smaller temper, faster action, higher efficiency, more smiles and more brains. The clear morning breeze rings cheerful bells, and my heart plays cheerful music, saying "good morning" and saying hello to you!

15. The sun is shining, so I told piggy to get up quickly. The pig caressed the wall, brushed his teeth and washed his face to go to the water room; After washing, I feel refreshed, eat fried dough sticks and drink a bowl of pulp; Don't panic even if you are late. Pay attention to safety and health.

16. The goal is to surpass, not just to achieve. Then our goal is. No cavities! Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning everyone. A new day has begun. We all have to refuel!

17. Look at your eyes, stained with shit, sometimes open, sometimes closed, confusing. Look at my blessing, warm and naughty: good morning, I wish you to count money every day in the new year and always smile.

18. You have to walk some roads to know the hard work; Climb some mountains before you know the difficulties; After crossing some rivers, I learned to trudge; Say hello to know that this is happiness. Good morning, my friend!

19. After a wave of unrest, the hero can't escape from the workshop. The boss said it was Mount Tai. Doing a good job encourages you to move forward, which is nothing new. Making mistakes and criticisms is nothing new. Laugh and ask who is right and wrong in life. Cowboys are very busy in the world. I hope you are busy again every day, and your hands are numb when counting money! Good morning!

20. Are you excited when your cell phone rings? Do you think I contacted you so early to give you something nice? Are you ready? I told you! Good morning! That's it!

2 1. Delete your fatigue, cut off your troubles, copy your happiness, paste your happiness and store it in your mobile phone. Morning is the first greeting to you. Good morning!

22. Sunshine, birdsong, lazy pig, get up, stretch, smile, take a deep breath, be in a good mood, be happy, embrace happily, be happy, be lucky, bless, every minute, every second, gently, greet, good friend, good morning!

23. When the alarm goes off, you are in a bad mood. Being angry is harmful to your eyelashes. Never practice Zhang Fei's trick (recklessness), but still get up early, or you will be late for work. Drink milk, eat cake, carry your small bag, and send text messages at the same time to convey your mood with a good mood, beauty, good morning!

24. I hope you eat it. You have a good appetite and are full of energy. Good morning, friend!

25. When the mobile phone rings, the sun jumps over the mountain and laughs; The mobile phone rang twice, and the birds chirped the noise of the morning; The mobile phone rings three times, and the rain is around the heart; The mobile phone rings four times, and the happy laughter is untenable; If the mobile phone rings again, the words of blessing are just around the corner; When you squint, good luck and happiness come. Good morning.

Everyone says that the farthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday, and today is the beginning of this distance. Let's use music to turn the surroundings into clouds! Smile and say "good morning" to the person next to you!

27. Hello! It's time to get up, don't sleep, you're turning into a pig, hahahahahaha … I miss you, get up and let me see you!

28. Dear China Mobile users, you have successfully customized the morning alarm service. We will disturb you at 5 o'clock every day until you get up. To cancel the service, please reply "I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up". Good morning!

29. May you bring laughter at weekends, laughter at outings, laughter at parties, laughter at reunions and laughter in dreams; Welcome Monday morning, the weather is sunny and refreshing. I wish you a bright and healthy life in the new week, smooth work, jumping up and down in performance and money running around!

30. I will send you a cup of morning tea, full of affection. I want you to help me promote it, gather popularity, annoy you and pay the bill. Haha, I'm kidding. Good morning!

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1, hold a bunch of morning light and gently rub it on your face, bringing you a cool day. May you wake up from your sleep and see the hope in your eyes, and your heart is full of peace and tranquility. This is my best wish to you, good friend in the morning!

2. Songs are sung for confidants, wine is drunk for confidants, feelings are expensive, hearts are far away, the moon is infatuated with shame, stars are beautiful for love, bridges are flowing water, and so on. Happy second to my partner. Good morning!

3. Sleep away yesterday's fatigue, forget yesterday's troubles, open today's eyes and open today's beauty. Good morning, may my greetings moisten you like a cold morning!

In the morning, the cold atmosphere is as novel as milk, and the rising sun is like wishful thinking. Dawn, not only the sun shines, but also your kindness. Oh, good morning!

The early morning rain is clear and transparent, cicadas are singing noisily, cheerful magpies can't hide their joy, and lovely sparrows are chirping. So you wake up and say hello gently: good morning and have a nice day.

6. The beauty in the morning is as fragrant as grass, as clear as a river, as bright as glass and as sweet as dew. Good morning, dear partner. Have a good mood today!

7. Turn on the phone in the morning, and a string of ringtones rings over and over again! The rising sun accompanied my message, and a happy day began; At any time and any place during the day, the message of blessing is sent to you, which is very warm. Sunset and night arrival, greetings make you sweet!

8, find some leisure, find some time, ask your other half to go out more. Bring a smiling face, a blessing and send a short message to your real partner. Time often has a companion, but not often. Always take time to bless an absent partner, and always be happy! Good morning!

9. There are my blessings to you in sunny places, my greetings to you in rainy places, and my beloved partner in places where short messages can reach. Good morning! I wish you happiness every day and always!

10, the water entering the Gobi is the most precious; Heavy night lights are the most precious; Friendship is the most precious in the vast sea of people; A happy life and well-being are the most precious; May you have all the most precious and beautiful equipment!

1 1, too many blessings, afraid of vulgarity, can't say it; Too many greetings are enough, lest they drift away with the monsoon. I just want to say hello to my good friend in a low voice. May you be full of energy and happy all day.

12, good morning, a beam of sunshine shines on you, I wish you a happy day. When you go to the house of the God of Wealth, your dream will come true. You won the lottery today and will take office tomorrow. Your partner's wishes are sincere.

13, open your charming eyes and look at the white clouds; Stretch the beautiful smiling face and listen to the flowing water; Embrace happiness today and hope for good luck again and again; Good morning, friend! May your mood be bright and your life be comfortable and boring!

14, open the window in the morning, embrace the sunshine and feel the natural smile; Take a walk in the evening, talk about family life and taste ordinary happiness. Partner, good attitude, I wish you happiness and wonderful!

15 Although I am busy, I will leave my greetings behind me. Although years will push the old things away, every memory, every foothold, and every time I think of you, my heart will be warm and happy. May my blessing always accompany you, and may you have a good mood today!

16, sunny in the morning, I wish you safe company; At noon, the sun is scorching, I wish you a good day; Wish you happiness at sunset in the evening!

17. As soon as the alarm sounded in the morning, the battle began. After breakfast on the way, I rushed to the battlefield. I can't imagine the traffic jam. My back is facing my wings. Working too long, immersed in hard work every day. Ideals support dreams and encourage you!

18, dawn is because the sun is up, the grass is green because spring is coming, butterflies are dancing because flowers are in bloom, and I am texting you because I want to wake the lazy pig, haha, get up, good morning!

19, good morning! You were complained about sleeping last night! Pillows complain about your drooling, quilts complain about your dancing and stamping your feet, and sheets complain about your doodling maps. So, Duke Zhou sent me to investigate: Which beauty did you dream of last night?

20. The sun is rising in Ran Ran, and the breeze is blowing gently. Flowers stretch and magpies chirp and sing. When you open your eyes, the beauty of the world is given to you. When the clear alarm bell rings, my best wishes are presented to you. Good morning!

2 1, broadcast the weather forecast to you on time: today you will encounter money rain, happiness wind, friendship fog, love dew, healthy cloud, smooth frost, safe hail and happiness flash.

22. I will give you 50 million yuan today: happy, healthy, safe and smooth, think of me (or kiss me) at any time.

23. Good morning, dear. Breakfast was made with raw materials in bed last night.

24. Sincere wishes are brought to you from afar. I wish you all the best and happiness.

Collect golden flowers in my heart garden, and I will give you the brightest one as my greeting.

26. good morning May you have a good mood today!

27. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!

28. I ask the sun to shed happy sunshine on you every day. I ask the moon to give you a sweet dream every day. Wish you all the best!

29. I miss you so much when I wake up. Just send a short message. How are you these days? I wish you a good mood every day.

30. Open your eyes and give you a gentle blessing. May it bring you health, good luck and happiness every minute. I hope you have a nice day!