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4 diaries (about 200 words)

-Month-Day

My mother went to work overtime today. I have nothing to do after finishing my homework. Seeing that the floor at home was dirty, I picked up a broom and swept it. I will start from the balcony and carefully sweep every corner from the inside out. It was still early after sweeping the floor, so I found a mop to mop the floor while I was happy. I followed my mother's example. I first soaked the mop in water for a while, washed it, wrung it hard and dragged it up seriously. When my mother came home, she was very happy to see the fruits of my labor. She said, "My mother will give you a dollar to buy school supplies for every housework you do in the future." I am particularly happy, thinking: the salary earned through my own labor must be very special, because it is bought with my own sweat and has special significance. Now, I have 2 yuan money in my wallet. Although it is not much, I cherish it even more, because it is my first labor income.

-Month-Day

Oh, what bad luck! My parents are on a business trip tonight, and I am the only one at home. Although he is not young, he is born timid. Every night, my parents need someone to accompany them, otherwise I will be like a "little tail", and I will follow them wherever they go. There's really nothing I can do today. They all agreed that they couldn't take me with them. I should go to exercise. In a rage, I announced that I would stand on my own feet from today and never rely on them again. Seeing that I was so proud, my parents smiled at each other, charged some precautions, closed the door and left. God forbid, it happened that there was a strong wind today and the doors and windows kept ringing. I became more and more afraid. I thought of the ghosts and horrible villains in the movie. I feel my heart beating violently, as if he were shouting, "relax, I'm going to jump out!" " "The brain is also protesting:" Don't think so much, I'm going to have a car accident here! " "I was not in the mood to do my homework, so I went to the living room, turned on the TV, turned it on very loudly, and sat on the sofa watching TV. Although my eyes are fixed on the TV, my ears are alert to what is happening outside. I simply covered my ears and said to myself, "I'm not afraid, just not afraid!" " "I watched the time pass by and hoped my parents would hurry up.

-Month-Day

"Tick-tock, tick-tock", damn alarm clock, what a nuisance! It wakes me up from my dreams every morning. It works hard and sticks to its post, but I am miserable. I watched TV until one or two o'clock last night. How can I get up early? Fortunately, I saved my hand last night and set the alarm clock at 9 o'clock. There is an NBA game that I like very much at 9 o'clock. For this reason, I have to reduce my sleep. The first thing to do after getting up is to turn on the TV. My mother is calling for brushing her teeth for dinner again, but since today is the second day of the New Year's Day, I know that she won't use "force" these two days, so I basically don't have to consider my mother's "mood" and just do my thing well. I ran from the bathroom to the living room and watched the game while brushing my teeth, no matter what my mother was nagging.

-Month-Day

On Sunday, February 2nd, it was sunny. Today is grandpa's 60th birthday. Our family is so busy! Aunt, uncle and uncles are all here. I took out the birthday cake that had already been prepared for grandpa, and inserted candles one by one. Birthday began, and we children lit candles one by one. Clusters of burning flames formed an auspicious lotus, reflecting grandpa's happy face, 60 colored candles and our 60 blessings. Grandpa blew out the candles and we began to share delicious cakes. I had a brainwave and immediately put the cream on the cake on grandpa's face. Wow! Look, grandpa is rejuvenated again!

-Month-Day

At noon today, there was a "rainstorm" in my home. This "rainstorm" was caused by such a trivial matter as a nap. I am the protagonist of this "rainstorm". After lunch, I turned on my computer and got ready to surf the Internet with great interest. My mother saw it and urged me to take a nap. I was impatient when I heard it: "Go to sleep, go to sleep, and you will know that you are asleep!" " ""I want you to sleep, it's all for your own good! " Mom is a little angry, too. But I couldn't listen to a word my mother said, so I talked back to my mother and caused an uproar. Finally, I couldn't help crying. It's a pity to think about what happened afterwards. What my mother said is really reasonable. Lack of sleep will not only affect health, but also affect learning. I really shouldn't talk back to my mother unreasonably.

-Month-Day

Before going to work in the morning, my mother asked me to paint well at home. I asked my mother if I could watch TV after painting. My mother said I could finish painting. I'm so happy! I quickly said, "Long live Mom! Long live mom! " I drew it soon, and I worked hard at it, drawing and drawing, and it took a long time to finish it. When I turned on the TV, I was dumbfounded and said to myself, it turned out to be the legend of magic beans that I like to watch. This story is about the struggle between good guys and bad guys. I didn't blink, but the demon king Crewe was so hateful that Lala and Pippi went to save him and begged him to change back to his original appearance! Lala confirmed that the demon king Crewe was the old Crewe. Lala begged him, but he wouldn't go back to the way he was. He is so heartless, so hateful, so hateful! The last paragraph is so touching. Light and the beans of love defeated the beans of desire, and the devil Crewe finally became Crewe. This story tells us that we must learn the spirit of never giving up and we will succeed in the end.

-Month-Day

In the winter vacation, I saw crazy rocks. There is a love story deeply reflected in my mind, which is still fresh in my memory. A man with a suitcase just got off the plane and waited at the roadside. Suddenly a man rushed over to blindfold him and asked, "Guess who I am? There are three opportunities, think about it and answer. " The blindfolded man said, "Sir, I think you have the wrong person." "There are two more chances." The blindfolded person thought: This voice is so strange, it must be mistaken for someone else. The blindfolded man put down his suitcase. At the same time, a man came to get the suitcase, stopped a taxi and left. The blindfolded man said, "Sir, you really mistook me for someone else. Please take your hand away. " "Okay, I'll let go. Can't peek. " The moment he released his hand, the blindfolded man disappeared. He was just about to lift the suitcase when he found it missing. In daily life, sometimes a very casual action has a very different nature. One is stealing, and the other is protecting young minds. This makes me understand that our world is not perfect, justice may not be completely rational sometimes, and evil may not be excusable sometimes. Lies sometimes deceive people and themselves, and lies are sometimes beautiful. After a busy semester, I was still a little uncomfortable at first. At work, I get along with students every day. Although they will be naughty and make me angry, I still miss them so much. I want to know if they will be more obedient when they come, whether they will make progress than before and so on.

I have been home for several days. In these days, I am also thinking about how I will spend this winter vacation, whether to stay at home and watch TV like last year, or to visit my classmates or do something else. But when I think about this, I think of winter vacation homework, who was arranged by the headmaster just after the holiday. It may be strange to others. How does the headmaster decorate winter vacation homework? How can teachers have winter vacation homework like students? In fact, the headmaster told us to read more books and study more during the winter vacation to prepare for the coming period. In fact, this is also quite good. Let's set goals for our future work so that we can do it better next year. Now I read books and practice calligraphy at home every day, and I feel that winter vacation life is quite fulfilling.

The Class Reunion

It has been raining cautiously and continuously every day since the holiday. Today, the weather finally cleared up. I am very happy to see such fine weather. At the same time, today is the day for our high school classmates to get together.

In the morning, after breakfast, I left home early and walked to our alma mater. I was full of thoughts along the way, imagining the changes of my classmates, imagining what would happen after meeting them, and so on. Time passed unconsciously and finally came to our alma mater. As soon as I entered the campus, the previous scene was vivid and I suddenly felt a sense of intimacy. At the same time, I found that our alma mater has undergone tremendous changes. First of all, the teaching building was put on new clothes and painted, then the canteen changed and the library was completed, all of which appeared after we left. Walking on the avenue and on campus, he carefully recalled his previous study and life, which really had a different taste. At this time, I saw several students who were making up lessons walking on the path. They are in a hurry, and now time is too precious for them. Along the tree-lined path, I came to the place where we met-the classroom where we used to study. At this time, several students have arrived. I stepped forward and shouted their names. At this time, there was naturally a greeting, and everyone's face was full of surprises. Next, in the laughter of everyone, the students came one after another. After exchanging pleasantries, we walked towards our next destination-the teacher's house. Our head teacher is as humorous as before. In the following time, everyone will have dinner and have fun. ...

The day ended in laughter. What a wonderful reunion!

Practice brushing/writing Chinese characters

Since reading, what impressed me the most is that almost every Chinese teacher asked us to write well and practice hard. Although I listened to my teacher at that time, I didn't stick to it. I just practice occasionally. Looking at my handwriting now, I really regret that I wasted too much time and didn't practice well. Just this winter vacation, the headmaster of the school arranged winter vacation homework for us, so I wanted to use it to practice calligraphy.

But three days later, I practiced two pages a day. On the fourth day, I felt a little itchy. Forget it. Anyway, I couldn't write a word at once, but another voice reminded me. I will persist and don't give up easily. Finally, after a contradictory struggle, I persisted. Especially when something goes wrong, I take out a pen and paper and practice writing quietly. As a result, nothing bothered me. Now practicing calligraphy has become a habit in my life. If one day I don't practice at school, I feel as if there is still one thing unfinished. Through my own efforts, the current calligraphy has made some progress, and I will continue to stick to it in the future.