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Fictional events in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms

1, taoyuan sworn: there is no record of three sworn brothers in the official history, only brothers (age: Guan Yu > Liu Bei > Zhang Fei). 2. Warm wine kills Hua Xiong: Hua Xiong actually died by the sword of Jiangdong tiger Sun Jian. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms turned Sun Jian into a defeated soldier in Hua Xiong, which is unfair to Sun Jian. 3. Three British Wars against Lu Bu: Lu Bu was repelled by Sun Jian (Gongsun Zan didn't participate in Dong Meng, so Liu, Guan and Zhang didn't participate, so there won't be three British wars against Lu Bu in Hulao Pass). 4. The 18th Route Governors asked Dong Zhuo: Only the later generals Yuan Shu, Jizhou Mu Hanfu, Yuzhou secretariat, Yizhou secretariat Liu Dai, Hanoi satrap Wang Kuang, Bohai satrap Yuan Shao, satrap, Dong Jun satrap Qiao Huan, satrap, Hebei satrap Bao Xin, Guangling satrap Juck Zhang, Changsha satrap Sun Jian and Cao Cao. At that time, Gongsun Zan was dealing with Wu Huan, and it was impossible to join the ranks of begging Dong. As for JASON ZHANG, like Liu Bei, he is just a volunteer, and Liu Bei just follows him. 5. Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang and punished Wen Chou: it is true that Yan Liang was beheaded, but it was Cao Cao's men who punished Wen Chou. 6. Zhang Fei whipped Du You: It was Liu Beigan. 7. Xuzhou killed Che Zhou and Gucheng killed Cai Yang: Liu Beigan did this. 8. Three things about Tu Shan: Guan Yu was defeated and captured in that battle, and there was no such grand thing as "three things about Tu Shan". 9. Cao Cao offered a knife to kill Dong Zhuo: Cao Cao believed that Dong Zhuo would eventually be defeated. He did not accept Dong Zhuo's favor and fled back to his hometown. Cao Cao offered a knife, but he did not see the official history. 10. Chain plan: The story of Diusim is not recorded. The contradiction between Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo started from fighting for a handmaid, and no one used a series of tricks. 1 1, Guan Yu surrendered to Cao: There is no special record, it should be voluntary (an important reason for Guan Yu's surrender in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms is to "protect his second emperor's sister-in-law", but this is inconsistent with historical facts. According to historical records, after Liu Bei arrived in Xuzhou, he sent troops to order Guan Yu to keep Pi. Liu Bei's wife should live with Liu Bei in Xiaopei, not Xiapei. Cao Bing attacked Xiaopei, Liu Bei fled after defeat, and his wife was captured in Xiaopei, instead of surrendering with Guan Yu. In other words, when Guan Yu surrendered, there was no "second emperor sister-in-law" around him. ) 12, the five customs are far apart and there is no connection. Fictional plot (after Guan Yu left Cao Cao, he directly went south from Xuchang to Runan to Liu Bei, and there was no such thing as going through five customs and beheading six generals. ) 13. Six generals to be beheaded: The Romance of the Three Kingdoms says that the six generals to be beheaded will be Kong Xiu, Meng Tan, Han Fu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Chyi Chin, but these people are not recorded in the history books, and even their names are fictitious. There is only one task for them to appear, and that is to get a knife from Master Guan. 14, Sun Jian's death: Sun Jian died in Yanshan. Because he rode lightly, only a few followers were ambushed by Huang Zu and shot dead by a flowing arrow. 15, Sun Ce's death: actually, he was assassinated by an assassin and died of serious injuries. On the way to attack Chen Deng, he was also a light rider, but more exaggerated. He went hunting alone, but unfortunately he was targeted by three famous guests of Xu Gong (Xu Gong died at the hands of Sun Ce). Even though Sun Ce was brave, he was shot in the face and was badly hurt. Although Huang Gai and others later tried to rescue him, he still failed to return to heaven. 16, Xu Shuzhi: Xu Shu recorded too little in the official history. He was just an unknown passer-by. 17, Xu Shu entered Cao Ying: Cao Cao went south, Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu fled south, and Xu Mu was captured in the disorderly army, so Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered Cao Ying. 18, burning Bo Wangpo: Zhuge Liang didn't do it, but Liu Bei did. It happened in the seventh year of Jian 'an and the twelfth year of Jian 'an, and Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain. 19, Mrs. Mi committed suicide by jumping into a well, and Chao Yun knocked down the earth wall to build a well: According to official records, both Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were safe in Dangyang, so there was no such thing as Chao Yun knocking down the earth wall to build a well. 20. Seven in and seven out of Changbanpo: Zhao Yun escorted his family to retreat, which was very dull (Zhao Yun actually made great achievements in his life). 2 1, Roaring Long Banqiao: Cao Jun and Xiahou Jie were scared to death because of this, which is an exaggeration of the novel. 22. Bitter plan: In the official history, Huang Gai did deceive Cao Cao, but there are still many doubts about whether he used a bitter plan. 23. Debate between Confucianism: There is no such thing. Zhuge happened to meet Sun Quan. Such as the debate between Confucianism, heroes' meeting, risk, serial stratagem, etc. It's all fiction. 24. Mrs. Sun threw herself into the river: the marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei was originally just one of countless political marriages in history. It was Mrs. Sun who went to Jingzhou, not Liu Bei who went to Soochow to get married. There is not much love between men and women here. When they got married, Liu Bei was nearly half a century old, while Mrs. Sun was only in her twenties, with an age difference of about 30 years. One is an insatiable thin man, and the other is a very headstrong girl. They don't trust each other, how can they have fun? So, shortly after Liu Bei entered Yizhou, Sun Quan "sent a boat to meet his sister", and Mrs. Sun went back to her mother's house without hesitation, almost taking away Liu Bei's precious son Dou. Since then, she has never come back and never heard from Liu. Mrs. Sun's throwing herself into the river is false, and there is no such thing. What about Liu Bei? After occupying Yizhou, I married a widowed Wu (Wu Yi's sister, Liu Zhang's sister-in-law), and I don't see any nostalgia for Mrs. Sun. Because of this, there is not a word about Mrs. Sun in the History of the Three Kingdoms, Shu Shu and Biography of Fannie and Freddie! Mrs. Sun's final ending is not recorded in the history books, but what is certain is that she will never commit suicide for Liu Bei. 25. Refers to: This poem (Sol Qiao) was written by Cao Zhi and was not published at that time. 26. Zhou Yu calculated Jiang Gan with wisdom: After Battle of Red Cliffs failed, Jiang Gan lobbied Zhou Yu. (In history, Jiang Gan did not persuade Zhou Yu, but came back and praised Zhou Yu for his generosity, and this happened in Battle of Red Cliffs a few years ago. ) 27, Pang Tong Serialization: There is no record, the serialization is Cao Cao's decision, and Pang Tong has never participated in Battle of Red Cliffs. 28. The grass "boat" borrows an arrow: There is no such thing. This was done when Sun Jian and Sun Quan were fighting Liu Biao and Su Xu respectively when crossing the river. Zhou Gongjin, the ancestor of The Romance of Three Kingdoms, borrowed an arrow in The Story of Three Kingdoms. ) 29. "Grass" boat borrows arrows: During the Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Xun used a grass man to hang down the city wall at night and earned hundreds of thousands of arrows from Linghu Tide. (This is supplementary) 30. Seeking the east wind: pure fiction. (borrowing from the east wind-there are many southeast winds on the solstice in winter. This is a natural disaster of Cao Cao, not a man-made disaster. ), taoyuan sworn: there is no record of three people sworn in the official history, only mentioning that they are like brothers (age: Guan Yu > Liu Bei > Zhang Fei).

3 1, Huarong Daoguan explained Cao: This was invented by the author in order to vilify Cao Cao and establish the tall image of Guan Yu. It was Liu Bei who stopped Cao Cao at Huarong Road, but he was late, so Cao Ran took him away. 32. Battle of Changsha: Liu Beinan conquered four counties in Jingnan, and the four counties surrendered. Huang Zhong and Han Xuan, the magistrate of Changsha, surrendered without a fight. 33. Bone curettage: At this time, Hua Tuo has been dead for two years, so it was not done by Hua Tuo, and it seems that it was only done by ordinary military doctors. 34. Zhuge Liang Sanqi Zhou Yu: Zhou Yu did not pay attention to Zhuge Liang at that time and rarely met. During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang did logistics work in Lingling area and never met Zhou Yu. As for the death of Zhou Yu, it was Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, who expressed condolences on behalf of Shu. 35. Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander in chief at the front line of Hanzhong, and Zhuge Liang stayed in Chengdu to do logistics work. 36. Losing his wife and soldiers: pure political marriage, nothing else. 37. Zhou Yu's death: Zhou Yu died in Baqiu, and he became ill from overwork. 38. Borrowing Jingzhou: It was really Lu Su's plan to reach Cao and Liu. 39. Marten asked Dong Zhuo: Marten and Dong Zhuo are both on the same team. Not only did they not participate in Dong Meng, but they also helped Dong Zhuo defend Chang 'an. 40. Ma Chao dispatch troops: It's rebellion against his father. As for Marten's death, Marten was not murdered by Cao Cao. Ma Chao took revenge, but Ma Chao rose up against Cao Cao, so Marten was killed. ) 4 1, the strategy of taking Shu: completed by Fazheng and Pang Tong. 42. Zhang Song presented a map: after Liu Bei entered Shu, he wooed Fa Zheng and Zhang Song and asked about the salary of the soldiers and horses in Shu, so Zhang Song drew a topographic map of West Shu. 43. Joe should be "Joe", not the same person as Qiao Xuan. The story of diusim: there is doubt, but Wang Yun does have a maid who turned Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu against each other. 45. Liu Dai: There are two Liu Dai in official history. Liu Dai, who opposes Dong Zhuo's alliance, is not the same as Liu Dai under Cao Cao. 46. How old is Han Sui? In the romance, Cao Cao asked Han Sui how old he was, and Han Yi answered 40. This is wrong. By this time, Han Sui was over 70 years old. 47. Guan Yu's One-Knife Meeting: According to the records in The Three Kingdoms and Wei Yao's Wu Shu, it was not Guan Yu who went to see Lu Su, but Lu Su who went to see Guan Yu. The lonely hero of "going to the meeting with one knife" is not Guan Yu, but Lu Su. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms puts the cart before the horse, and the "single knife" is the weapon of the sergeant, not the broadsword. 48. Guan Yu and his colleagues: Guan Yu and his colleagues have a very disharmonious relationship. (1) Ma Chao: I heard that Ma Chao has joined the Party, but I refuse to accept it. I wrote to Zhuge Liang and asked, "Who can match Ma Chao's talent?" ("Reflection? "Biography of Ma Chao" (II) Huang Zhong: I heard that Huang Zhong was a post-general, and said angrily, "People with courage will never be with veterans!" ("reflection? "Fei's Biography" (3) Mi Fang: "As the satrap of Nanjun, I participated in Guan Yu's affairs, but my personal interests were inconsistent and I rebelled against Sun Quan." ("Reflection? (4) Fu Shiren: "There is a gap with Yu, rebelling against Sun Quan." ("reflection? Yang Chuan (5) Liu Feng and Meng Da: They were guarding the battle of Xiangfan. Guan Yu asked them to send troops to save him, but they did nothing. (6) Liao Li: Commenting on Guan Yu in front of Prime Ministers Shao Li and Jiang Wan: "If you rely on his brave name, you can't serve the army or stand for it." ) ("Three Kingdoms Liao Lichuan") 49. Guan Gong was a good woman: Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu and Yu Xiapi, and Guan announced that Qin wanted help and a wife. On the verge of breaking, it has repeatedly opened the public. There are different colors of public doubt, so I welcome in advance. Because I keep it for myself, I feel uneasy. In this way, Guan Sheng also has secular desires. The story of diusim is not recorded in the official history. After the death of Lu Bu, The Romance of the Three Kingdoms did not explain the story of Diusim. Most historians think that the story of Guan Gong beheading under the moon is fiction. If it is true, Guan Yu is too unworthy to be a man. 50. Guan Yu refused to surrender in awe: Sun Quan persuaded him to surrender, Guan Yu pretended to surrender, planted a flag at the head of the city, retreated from another door, was calculated by Monroe, and was stopped halfway. 5 1, Guan Yu was desperate: "Three Kingdoms? Guan Yu Biography said that Guan Yu "fled to Zhuo Jun (Zhuoxian County, now Zhuozhou City, Hebei Province)". Then, as a native of Shanxi, why did he flee to Hebei? There is no explanation in the history books. Guan Yu told himself, "I killed him because I was too powerful and bullied others." "52. Five Tiger Generals' Army: Liu Bei did not set up any" Five Tiger Generals' Army ",but the ranks of the above five people are the highest, namely Guan Yu (former general), Zhang Fei (riding chariots), Ma Chao (riding a title of generals in ancient times), Huang Zhong (later general) and Zhao Yun (the lowest general in Yi Jun). Since Guan Yu cut Wei, it has been twenty-four years since Jian 'an, Zhang. 53. "After the model": It was falsely entrusted by future generations, not Zhuge Liang. 54. Chasing Monroe, Mr. Yuquan: Needless to say, I know it's fake, so I won't say much. 55. Eight arrays figure Shi Fulu training: doubt. 56, the seven capture Meng Huo: fiction, there is no such thing (there is indeed a matter of Zhuge Liang's southward expedition in history, and there is indeed a person named Meng Huo. However, there is no record of Meng Huo's seven captures in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but Pei Songzhi said "seven captures and seven verticals" when quoting Hanshu Jinshu Chunqiu, but the specific process was not recorded. After Meng Huo, he served as a civil servant in the Shu Empire. 57. Kong Ming attacked Wei: Not seven times, but five times. The loss was not as beautiful as the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. 58, burning the valley above: It is that Kong Ming almost burned Sima Yi and Wei Yan, which is a technical fiction. 59. Six trips to Qishan: Zhuge Liang cut Wei five times and only went to Qishan for the first time and the fourth time. 60. Cattle herding Liu Ma: Actually, cattle herding is a unicycle, while Liu Ma is a common four-wheeled vehicle today. The wooden ox is a four-wheeled vehicle, and the flowing horse is a pointed boat. 6 1, Zhuge Liang uses troops like a god: Zhuge Liang is good at internal affairs management, but using troops is not his strong suit. 62. The death of Zhuge Liang scared away the living Zhong Da: This is true, but it is not Zhuge Liang's legacy, but Sima Yi's guilty conscience. The Death of Zhuge Scared Zhong Da away is based on Hanshu Jin Chunqiu, but the author added some work. It is recorded in the Han, Jin, Spring and Autumn Annals that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army retreated quietly. When Sima Yi found something, he led the army to catch up. When the two cars approached, Shi, commander-in-chief of the Shu army, ordered the Shu army to "beat the drums and want to go to Wei Jun", but Sima Yi "dared not push" and had to withdraw. At that time, there was a joke in Wei Jun that "dead Zhuge scared away Zhong Da". The Shu army "went into the valley and lost." But in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Shu army launched a four-wheeled vehicle with Zhuge Liang's idol sitting on it. Sima yi suspected that Zhuge Liang was not dead and withdrew. 63. The war horse in Tongguan, Cao Jun is a great event: the battle is really fierce, but the Romance of the Three Kingdoms wrote that Cao Cao wanted to cut his robe and get rid of it just to vilify him. In fact, Cao Cao was the winner of the battle of Tongguan. 64. Scold Cao Zhen to death: It was not Zhuge Liang who died in Luoyang. 65. Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang: In 228, Wang Lang died of illness and did not go out with the army. Wang Lang was scolded to death, which is totally fictitious. 66. Ma Chao hit Zhang Fei: In the official history, Ma Chao wrote to Liu Bei privately, demanding surrender. There was no war between them, and Li Hui persuaded him to surrender. 67. Empty city plan: Zhuge Liang was at loggerheads with Sima Yi in Weishui only during the last Northern Expedition. However, there is a source for the author to write the empty city plan, which is the "three things of Guo Chong" quoted in Pei Songzhi's note in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but it is false. Because Zhuge Liang was stationed in Yangping, Hanzhong, and Sima Yi was the governor of Jingzhou, there was no chance to compete with Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was stationed in Ankang County, Shaanxi Province, and Sima Yi is now in Nanyang, Henan Province. How can we talk about an empty plan at such a long distance? 68. Wei Yan's rebellion: In fact, Wei Yan is the victim. 69. Phoenix falls on Phoenix Slope: Pang Tong was shot dead by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng, not on Phoenix Slope. 70. Huang Zhongzhan Guan Yu: It is pure fiction, and there is no story that explains Huang Zhong. In the official history, Guan Yu disliked Huang Zhong in his later years. How can there be a "righteous interpretation"? 7 1. About age: The order of the ages of several main characters from big to small is Cao Cao → Lu Bu → Zhao Yun → Guan Yu → Liu Bei → Zhang Fei → Lu Su → Zhou Yu → Zhuge Liang → Sun Quan → Lu Xun. According to some data, Zhao Yun is at least two years older than Liu Bei. Battle of Red Cliffs, Zhao Yun was in his fifties, Zhang Zhao was one year younger than Sun Jian, and Guan Yu was one year older than Liu Bei. 72, seven-star lights continued: no need to explain. 73. Zhou Cang: There is no Zhou Cang in history, but he seems to be a fictional character. 74. Liu Cong: After he gave it to Jingzhou, he was appointed as the secretariat of Qingzhou by Cao Cao and was made a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao suggested becoming a doctor. 75. The Battle of Yiling: Liu Bei only took more than 40,000 people, and Sun Quan gave 50,000 people to Lu Xun. The reason why we can win is not only good tactics. 76. Qinglong and Snake Spear: Guan Yu didn't use a knife. Historically, Guan Yu's weapon was a spear. In fact, Lyu3 bu4' s weapon is also a spear, while Zhang Fei's weapon is not a Zhang Ba snake spear, but a general spear (Qinglong crescent moon blade, Zhang Ba snake spear and Tian Fang painted halberd are all good for characterization). 77. Red Rabbit Horse: Red Rabbit Horse was indeed ridden by Lu Bu, but after Lu Bu's defeat, he didn't know where to go. [Guan Yu didn't have a red rabbit horse when he stepped down. In order to show his brave image, he even made up a red rabbit horse and died of hunger strike for Guan Yu's death (if he wanted to go on a hunger strike, Lu Bu should have gone on a hunger strike when he died). Moreover, the difference between Lu Bu's death and Guan Yu's death was many years, and the horse died of old age without a hunger strike. Liu Huangshu: This is nonsense. Liu Bei was called "Liu Huangshu" by Xian Di to express the illusion that Liu Bei was "protecting Han" and Cao Cao was a "national thief". If Liu Bei is Liu Huangshu, what about Liu Biao and Liu Zhang? 79. Sun Shangxiang: There was no mention of surname in history, only Sun was known. 80. Zhang Yide: His real name is Zhang Yide. 8 1, Rough Zhang Fei: In fact, Zhang Fei is good at calligraphy, proficient in artistic painting, and versatile in literature and art. Gao Shuo is a scholar. Guan Xing: A civil servant died when he was young. 83. Revenge of Guan Xing: According to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, after Guan Yu's death, Guan Xing's son and Zhang Fei's son Zhang Bao both avenged their father in the Yiling War, which is inconsistent with historical facts. There is no record of participating in the Yiling War, capturing and executing the enemy in the books cited in the History of the Three Kingdoms and Pei Zhu. [According to the reflection? Biography of Pan Zhang: Pan Zhang made meritorious military service for Sun Quan in the battle of Yiling, worshiped Guan Pingbei and Xiangyang, and died in Wujiahe for three years (AD 234). He lived for more than ten years after the battle of Yiling. Ma Zhong is a nobody, and his whereabouts are unique in the history books. As for the stone man and the square wood, there is no historical record in the future. They are mediocre people. After they voted for Wu, they made no achievements and were unknown, so there was no need to record them in history books. According to Ji Shu, in 263 AD, Pang Hui, the son of Pound, a Wei general, followed Zhong Hui and Wargo to attack Shu. Because Pound was killed by Guan Yu, Guan Yu killed Guan Jia for revenge, so Guan Yu left no descendants. ] 84, Zhang Bao: Early death. 85. Guan Suo: It only appears in the folklore unofficial history, and is a fictional character. 86. Guan Ping: Guan Yu's own son, a man whose name has only appeared twice in the history of the Three Kingdoms. Guan Yu also had a daughter, said to be Silverscreen, who married Li Hui's son. In love, he became a seme, still so powerful. 87. Liu Bei broke Zhang Bao's black magic: feudal superstition with cow blood. 88. Chen Gong captured Cao Cao: Chen Gong has been under Cao Cao's command. The release of Cao Cao took place in the sixth year (189), and Chen Gong began to follow Cao Cao in the second year of Chuping (19 1), so Chen Gong's release of Cao Cao was fictitious. 89. Tao Qian's personality and abdication have nothing to do with historical facts. 90. Wen Chou was killed by Cao Cao Zhi. 9 1, without Zuo Ci as Cao Cao. 92. There is no Zhao Yan to prolong life. 93, entrust an orphan: Liu Bei died two orphans, Kong Ming and Li Yan. 94. Zhang He: Zhang He has been defeated by Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and others, which is really rare in the romance of dozens of rounds of fighting. It can only be said that Luo Guanzhong doesn't seem to like Zhang He's conjecture, which is related to the fact that the Shu army was afraid of him (Zhang He) from below Kong Ming in the "Three Kingdoms". In the official history, Zhang He was not crouching, but was shot in the knee by a stream vector while chasing the hole, and died as timid as Pang Tong. 95. There is no historical fact that old Huang Zhong can seize the sky and sway the mountains. 96. Flooding the Seventh Army: Although this incident has its roots, it is far from the historical facts. This is a natural and man-made disaster, not man-made planning. The fictional battle between Pound and Guan Yu is purely a slander on the ban. Both the biography of Guan Yu and the biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yu Ban clearly stated that it was autumn, with heavy rain and the Han River soaring, and the water level on the plain was five or six feet high. Guan Yu's Jingzhou water army adapted to this kind of weather, while Yu Jin and Pound, with the northern army that did not adapt to the water war, were washed away by the flood. Yu Jin surrendered and Pound was killed. 97. Seventy-two suspected graves: Cao Cao was buried in Gaoling. There is no such thing as seventy-two suspected graves. 100, Zhuge Liang's deeds, only three trips to the shanzhai are historical facts, others are body double or fiction.