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The composition in Putonghua is 400 words.
Some people make a lot of jokes because they can't speak Mandarin, and similar things have happened in our family. Let me give you some examples!
In the evening, the housewife opened her voice and said, "Comrades, you can eat sprout (late) rice!" "We laughed, and I went to ask the housewife what meter Cheryl is? The housewife said, "Why are you so stupid? Cheryl means dinner. " "Oh, I see!" Our whole family shouted.
Not only uneducated people can joke, but even some teachers can joke. I also have personal experience, let me tell you:
In the common sense class, the teacher speaks Mandarin for a while and Shaoxing dialect for a while, which makes us puzzled. The teacher's most "standard" sentence is "turn the book to page 16", which is enough to make us laugh for a long time.
It seems how important Mandarin is and how painful it is not to know Mandarin. From now on, I hope students can learn Mandarin well.
Chapter 5: 400-word composition in Putonghua As the saying goes, "Birds sing and birds whisper, animals are worse than animals", and human beings have their own language. Since the ancients took notes, our language has developed rapidly, not only writing with pens, but also typing with computers. We have to admit that human beings are really smart.
Nowadays, all countries have their own languages: Russia has Russian, Britain has English, Japan has Japanese and France has French ... so communication all over the world is very inconvenient. As far as China is concerned, there are dozens of languages, and modern dialects can be divided into seven categories. This is simply a big problem for a country with a vast territory and a large population. To this end, the state has decided to use Putonghua as the national unified language and promote it to the whole country. But people in some places are stubborn and just don't speak Mandarin.
The so-called Putonghua is a language with Beijing pronunciation as the standard, northern dialect as the basic dialect and typical modern vernacular as the grammatical norm. Language is the most important way of communication between people. Therefore, all of us must learn to speak Mandarin.
Once, I accidentally found a program on TV called "Teaching to Speak Mandarin", which was about a Shandong man who came to Beijing and saw it raining heavily. When he got there, he said to the shopkeeper, "Boss, I want a fan" (umbrella). "Two people played a joke on this. Yes, misunderstandings and jokes that shouldn't happen are easy to happen because of different languages.
Then, dear students, pay attention to your language! Modern society needs a standard and universal language, and needs clear and recognizable Mandarin!
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