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How to send a circle of friends when couples quarrel?

Husband and wife quarrel and send a circle of friends as follows:

1, love is: when chewing gum some time ago; Marriage is: the second half of chewing gum.

It's chilly tonight, and tears always dry first and then fall. Sure enough, girls like me are not allowed to cry.

3. Only when people's hearts are opposed can it be difficult to prevent. You are the eighty-ninth key of the piano, a distance I can never touch.

Facing the unhappy marriage, the first thing we should do is to give up the war. Of course, we don't expect to be sweet right away, but we should calm down and think about it. Without thinking, there is no action, and it is impossible to find the key to solving specific problems because you want to.

5, late at night is a dream thief, will steal the person you love.

6. Don't talk about freedom. Do I have this freedom? The joy and excitement of the Chinese New Year belong to others, as if everything had nothing to do with me. This is just a memory, which has come and gone before I know it. When I woke up, I knew it was a big dream. The surroundings were still empty and I was still alone. A person's heart was unconsciously full of sadness.

7, the world is cold, you can continue to play, can't afford it. People's hearts are unpredictable, people's faces are difficult to know and feelings are difficult to grasp. Some involuntary disguises may be to cope with impermanence. The insincere corners of the mouth are rising, which may be the power of stumbling.

8. Sometimes feeling tired proves that we really paid and really gained.

9. I used to think that it was not easy to have it; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

10, tenderness, silent film era.