What are the hilarious stories between dogs and their owners?

This is my golden retriever, and my mother named her DuDu. I call her Steve privately. There is something wrong with this product. The first thing I do when I get up every day is to knock at the door. Kick, whine, whine. Or run away and sprint in front of my house. I'm in the house and I'm worried about my door. Sometimes I will go out and comb her hair directly to calm her madness when she first wakes up. Sometimes I yell at her to shut up in the room, but when she is still arguing, I don't make any noise and worry about her. But I'm sure I'll go out and watch it when she has a plan. That was a fake cough. After coughing a few times, I quickly opened the door to see if she was stuck by something. Every time I open the door, I know that I have been cheated again, but it still works. After all, she is a dog. If she is really stuck and I don't go out to see her, it's ruined. My brother said he didn't treat her like a dog when he bought her back. She exists for friendship. I think it's true that I love her in my heart, no matter whether she is scheming or playing tricks.