Excerpts from teacher Kobayashi's jokes

1.? When you have money, you must buy what you like, otherwise the money will be gone in a few days.

2.? I tried to lower my chair on the high-speed train, but I didn't respond for a long time. My uncle who was lying flat next to me said, Your button is over there ...

3? The dividing line between the first half and the second half is this moment.

4.? Don't just look for a few references, and you will fall into peace of mind.

5.? The train stopped for an hour in the spring, and you broke into my carriage at the last minute.

6.? Before the Spring Festival, the financial resources of wishing were rolling, and at present, it has achieved three quarters, which is round and rolling.

7.? The night may not be long in MUBI, but there must be a lot to eat.

8. Being happy when you are young is simple, but being happy when you grow up is simple.

9.? Parents are here, and life is still here. When my parents go, I will only return home for the rest of my life.

1.? When you are weighing whether a sentence is inappropriate, you'd better not say it. Because this sentence is definitely inappropriate.

11. Happiness is not a reward for reaching the finish line, but a light that occasionally appears in the picture.

12.? Except for illness and bereavement, other pains all come from your values.

13.? The most desperate sentence I hear every day is: you can't eat any more.

14.? I am full of anxiety, and I have to collect my hair every time I have a haircut, which is ready for making wigs in the future.

15.? Love makes people forget time, and time makes people forget love.

16.? The troubles of life are nothing more than: I can't get over it, I can't let it go, I can't see through it and I can't forget it.

17.? As long as your desire is one yuan more than your income, you are poor.

18.? Actually, I'm not stupid, but I'm too lazy to be smart.

19.? Please don't pretend to work hard, because the result will not accompany you in acting.

2. When exercising, every movement that feels comfortable is wrong.