Who will explain some obscure jokes?

1 A girl said to a boy, "There is a boy in our class who is shy and blushes at the sight of a girl."

The boy smiled and said, "I'm shy, too. I saw the pretty girl's face turned white. "

The girl said, "You smelly rascal" (where is all the blood)

One day, two parrots were sitting idle in a tree and saw a wolf chasing a sheep under the tree. At this time, the female parrot said a word to the male parrot and didn't want to be raped immediately. (The female parrot says: The sheep below (itches) is dead. )

A hospital. Doctors and nurses are ugly. A patient had his tooth pulled out and died of excessive bleeding ... (The patient would scream as soon as he pulled out his tooth, so doctors and nurses went, and the patient died of excessive bleeding. )

4 Men's favorite day: 65438+1 October 3 1, and their most annoying day: 65438+February 1( 1 March 3 1 day is one month every day,1February/.