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They say I am an orphan, and I am the only male student in Yuhuamen. According to the master, she met me at the roadside. She thought that someone had forgotten to take me, so she stayed there for two days, hoping that someone would come to claim it, but in the end, no one came, so she had to start asking nearby. But there seems to be no baby missing within the original hundred miles, so she has to send it to the palace gate. I was sentenced to be adopted by my master. At that time, my master was really embarrassed, because I didn't expect a big girl with yellow flowers to give birth, which caused quite a joke in the Wulin at that time.
Later, my master was naive and wanted to leave me at someone else's house, but when I heard that I left her, she kept crying and didn't know what to do, so she had to leave me until now.
I have a copy of Tao Te Ching beside me, but I don't know how to address me, so I have to give my surname to Lao Zi, and Tao Te Ching is called Li Dao. Later, she went back to school, because she wanted to live in school, and she must be famous. She couldn't let a big yellow flower girl be her mother, because I couldn't get rid of me, because I heard that I would go back to the door of Yuhuamen by myself, not myself, but some …
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