Cat and mouse, old witch, Sichuan joke

Cat: I didn't learn when I came to Tianjinwei. I learned to drive and killed more than 200 people. The police came to me and gave me a fright. I rolled and crawled and got into the rat's nest. Into the rat's nest, hey, it's really nice inside. I look around. It is really wide here. When the mouse saw me, it trembled with fear. It is at ease and stands at attention. It knelt down and knocked on its head.

Mouse: Uncle, uncle, you look beautiful. The acne pits on your face are one at a time. You don't need to bring a guy to buy soybeans at home. A bird's nest can hold more than two kilograms.

Cat: You are full. Don't make fun of me. You are very talkative. I don't think you want to live. Look at your small figure, such a short person, small nose and eyes, and you are still a model. If you don't accept it, we will copy the guy, punch and kick, and have a meaning and fun.

Mouse: The boundary here is very small. Let's make a hole to draw.

Cat: (White) Whoever is afraid will go.

Mouse: You go first, and I'll come later.

Cat: Well, if you jump into Haihe River, I'll accompany my second uncle. If you go into the frying pan, I'll get firewood at once.

Mouse: Don't talk so much nonsense. Try my pot first.

Cat: (White: Ai Youyou) Your boy is weak and doesn't say hello. Don't blame juwan for his comeback. I'm going to tear down your rat nest.

Mouse: Don't be angry, uncle. Don't be angry. We can't live without you. Here are some flowers. You can keep them first. Whether it is or not, it's my fault. Anyway, we must live together.

Cat: Don't say anything. I'm sorry to hear the news. So, let's live a rich life with Meimei from now on.

Hehe, I didn't learn when I came to Tianjinwei. I learned to drive and killed more than 200 people.