What homophonic jokes are there?

You're howling! You howl! Where are you?

I surf the internet. What about you? MM: I'm also in Wang Bali.

Where are you from? I'm from the ghost state. What about you?

I come from a cave. Do you like men or women?

Gabby: Of course it's hard for me to have a baby. You must be a girl, right?

Are you moldy? MM: Not bad. People say I am unhappy. Are you old?

Gabby: Not bad. Many people say that I am a big loser. Really? Let's sympathize with each other, shall we?

Good duck, what's the number of your lean chicken? MM: Don't use lean chicken. Thin chicken is so expensive. Do you have qq?

Gabby: Yes. What's your number?

GG: * * *, you are so cute, I really want to rape you. MM: Take your time. Even if we live far apart, there will be a chicken meeting in the egg.

A new teacher named Bian came to the school. Due to the shortage of housing, she was arranged to live in a bungalow. One day at noon, the leader came to visit and expressed his concern for his new colleague. Unfortunately, the new teacher just washed her hair and went out to go into the water. The leader dodged and asked, "Is it Bian Xiao?" The new teacher quickly replied, "It's not urine, it's shampoo." This story is really a classic in homophonic jokes.

One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers." Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved his hand and said, "Come and move flowers with me to the Academic Affairs Office."

An old woman is preparing to go home after buying vegetables. On the road, there is a big road. She walks very slowly. A car couldn't stop and hit her [chest]. She fell to the ground. The driver on the bus got off and asked about the injury! ? I wanted to take the old lady to see a doctor, but I thought, "Which department should I take her to see?" So the driver said, "Grandma, what subject does your injury depend on?" The old lady said angrily, "Nonsense! Of course, I want to see both. "

One day I asked mm what was the first thing you did after you got married? Mm thought for a moment, first blushed, then a pair of eyes flashed, and said very wisely, "What else can there be if two people talk?" I said, "No, your sister is in a coma. Why don't you call an ambulance? " (Note: In the Northeast dialect, the word is often read three times. Later, I told mm in the south, and she said directly, "Take it to the hospital!" "I am sweating. )

One day I was washing clothes in the water room, and a mm came in. I said to her, "Marry me." She was too shocked to speak. I said, "What are you doing? Give me the hanger quickly. "

One day I went back to my dormitory and said to my roommate, "I saw a woman taking a bath in the water room." (Note: the structure of the water room is the bathroom in the outer room and the shower room in the inner room) My roommate expressed disbelief, but seeing my sincere face gave him a glimmer of hope, so he asked me, "Are you finished?" I said, "No."He hurried to the water room, and when he came back, he said convincingly, "There is indeed a woman taking a bath." The next day, I told a mm about it. At first, she didn't believe me. Later, she called me a rogue. Later, she understood and said, "It is inevitable for men and women to live together." I am very dissatisfied. I picked up the jujube on the table and took a bite. I said, "What happened when I saw a woman taking a bath? It's not like I haven't seen it before. I saw you washing dates today! " "Please pay attention to pronunciation! Homophones and homophones should be clearly distinguished, and no jokes should be made.

One day after class, the teacher hurried into the classroom and said, "Two people, I want class flowers." Everyone thinks it's interesting, especially the boys. They are very excited and active. After some twists and turns, they finally chose two beautiful girls. The teacher waved his hand and said, "Come and move flowers with me to the Academic Affairs Office."