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Band 4 composition of tooth extraction
I have a dark front tooth, which is about to fall out. Whenever I laugh, I will be mercilessly exposed to trample on my dignity and make me often laughed at by others.
Once when I came home from cram school, I suddenly saw my mother waiting for me at the door with a vise. Seeing this scene, I suddenly understood eight or nine points. So, after I finished the 100 meter race in Bolt, I went back along the original road at a speed of 9.67 seconds, but I found Cheng halfway-my father suddenly jumped out from the side. I quickly braked, but it was too late. So I was captured alive by the enemy general.
Mother let me sit in the chair, and then comforted me and said, "Don't worry, it doesn't hurt. My eyes fell out as soon as I closed them. " I listened and immediately closed my eyes. But after I opened it, my tooth still didn't fall out.
I asked my mother, "Didn't you say that as soon as I close my eyes, I will pull out my teeth without any pain?" Why are you still there? "
Mom said, "That's because you opened your eyes too quickly. Long pain is better than short pain. Let me end your stubborn teeth. " Say that finish, then put the vise into my mouth.
I quickly dodged the attack, and then I told my mother the advantages and disadvantages of tooth extraction. After an hour, my mother finally promised not to pull me down. I jumped three feet for joy. I picked up Oreo and took a bite. My teeth rolled out of my mouth. It really didn't take much effort!
In recent days, I have eaten so well that my poor teeth have suffered. Look, one of my teeth can't stand the test of spicy, wobbly and ready to "retire". The taste of wobbly teeth is unpleasant.
Once, I was eating an apple. I can't control my mouth when I see the red apple. Without saying anything, I opened my mouth and bit. "Ouch, I have a toothache!" "I groaned. I covered my mouth and tried to relieve the pain. I covered it for a long time and finally got well. I looked in the mirror and found that my teeth were shaky and I couldn't hold on much longer. The next few days, I am very difficult. I can't eat anything hard every time, so I can only eat porridge. I always feel that this is not the way, and finally I made a sacred decision-tooth extraction! I looked in the mirror and looked left and right, but it still didn't work. But I'm afraid of the pain of tooth extraction and the toothache of eating. After a complicated psychological struggle, finally, I decided to have my tooth extracted! I touched my teeth and said, "Honey, don't hurt too much." I grit my teeth. I don't know why, I suddenly have a fever and my hands are shaking. I should have my teeth pulled out. I'm so nervous. I want to have my tooth pulled out. I closed my eyes, applied a little force with my hand, and my tooth was pulled out! I'm so happy now, I really want to jump three feet. Finally, I don't have to suffer from tooth replacement!
Teeth, you little thing, make me jump around in pain every time. I really dare not underestimate you!
The fourth grade composition of tooth extraction 3 December 23rd is my most unforgettable day. My mother took me to have my teeth extracted. I was particularly nervous when I was in the hospital, but my mother said, "The permanent teeth have long grown out. If the deciduous teeth are not pulled out, the teeth will be uneven. "
In the hospital, in order to eliminate my nervousness, my mother told stories while waiting for the doctor to make me feel better. When the doctor called my name, I followed my mother in. The doctor looked at it and said, "I have to pull out two teeth." After a little anesthetic, I pulled out the first loose tooth with pliers, but the doctor couldn't pull out the next tooth for the second time. But I still remembered, and I cried and said, "Mom, where is my tooth?" I want my black teeth. "The doctor finally found me a tooth, and another one was thrown into the trash can. I want it, but it's unsanitary. My mother said, "It is enough to leave 10 teeth as a souvenir in the future. "
In the hospital, everyone else was watching me, thinking that the child was so cute that he wanted his own teeth, even his mother couldn't think of it.
On my way home, my mother bought me a popsicle in KFC. I remember this tooth extraction vividly. But now, my teeth are getting more and more beautiful. I want to protect my teeth.
There is a decayed tooth, which interferes with my normal diet every day. Because of it, there is a scene of "disturbing heaven" in my mouth every day.
Speaking of its "sin", we have to start from a week ago. At that time, it often gave me problems. When I eat vegetables, it will hide them like a miser, and let me punish it again and again with the "Ruyi toothpick stick". When I eat it, it swings from side to side, making me grin with pain. So I issued a plan to fight poison with poison to eradicate this "black sheep".
My first move is "hard attack". I specially bought some corn and chewed walnuts, hoping that it would voluntarily withdraw from the historical stage under the attack of so many "tough guys". I didn't expect it to be really naughty. I push this one at a time and provoke that one at a time. Did I use my mouth as a ballroom and a disco? This is a happy performance. I am in pain, so I have to "surrender".
The next day, I decided to take defense as the attack and let it take the initiative to give way, but when the flower withered, it remained motionless. Well, it seems that the dentist can only behead. It's better to be a dentist. I saw him fiddle with my mouth a few times, and this decayed tooth died.
Look at this decayed tooth in my hand, with a black hole the size of a soybean on it. It's like a paper tiger, weak at the outside and vulnerable.
Toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. I really understood this sentence today.
My father had a toothache the other day. The word "ouch" is called from morning till night. A few days later, my father lost a lot of weight. I didn't say it in my mouth, but I was thinking: there is no need to exaggerate the small problem of toothache!
Just today, my father's toothache suddenly infected me. I have to become a cicada and bark all day. At lunch, my mother cooked delicious braised pork. Braised pork is my favorite. But because of toothache, I can only "look at the plum to quench my thirst".
To tell you the truth, my toothache is killing me. My father and I fell on a pair of father and son who were in the same boat because of our usual bad habits. The way my mother looks at me and my father, let's go to see a doctor. When I got to the hospital, the doctor couldn't help it. He just made some medicine, but it didn't work. The only way is to extract teeth. As soon as my timid father and I heard about this medicine, we fled home in three steps and two steps. There is no regret medicine in the world, except that we were greedy and didn't brush our teeth frequently. Now there is only a "ouch".
My mother knew that my father and I fled home as soon as we heard about the tooth extraction, and we were ordered to have the tooth extracted tomorrow. The "imperial edict" is hard to violate. The next day, my father and I were forced to walk into the dental clinic. I'm lying in a chair. After the anesthetic, the doctor brought me a pair of big pliers, which surprised me at first sight. But before I was ready, my tooth had been pulled out. That's what tooth extraction is all about.
Remember to brush your teeth frequently in the future!
On Sunday, my mother took me to the dentist for tooth extraction.
The doctor took out anesthetic, needles, pliers and cotton, and I was a little nervous. However, the doctor said "nothing, soon" and immediately opened my mouth. He gave a hand the tooth that should be pulled out, ah! I shouted, "It hurts!" The doctor didn't let go at all, kept shaking, and I resolutely bit it. "ah!" It was the doctor's turn to shout, and he finally let go.
Angry and scared, I stood up to avoid the dentist and hid in the bicycle group on the side. Mother had no choice but to take me to lunch first and discuss with the doctor to come back in the afternoon.
In the afternoon, I got up the courage to go to the dentist again. The doctor ignored me, but he was ready soon. Looking at those tools for tooth extraction, I chickened out.
It happened twice again on Tuesday and Wednesday, and I was beaten twice again.
On Thursday, I went to see the dentist again. This time, I decided to restrain myself and cooperate fully. I went through the examination and anesthesia easily, and then I had to pull it out. I did it again, jumping up and down in the dental clinic. However, all the dentists pressed me, and my extra teeth were finally pulled out.
"Don't pull out your teeth when you go into dentistry", this "tooth extraction" is really full of twists and turns!
As the saying goes, toothache is not a disease, but it hurts to death. The doctor came to me with a pair of cold and shiny pliers, and I closed my eyes in fear. ...
You have to blame yourself for not brushing your teeth carefully. After class in the morning, there was a sudden stabbing pain in my mouth. I covered my teeth and complained bitterly. Mother saw that my face was wrong. She opened my mouth and looked, God, this tooth is really rotten! I have no choice but to go to the hospital.
It's my turn The doctor looked at the photo of my tooth and announced, "This tooth is going to be pulled out!" " "I am very sad and don't want to go to bed.
At the beginning of tooth extraction, the attending doctor forced a needle with anesthetic into my gum. I felt a tingling pain at first, but then I gradually felt sour in my mouth. A minute later, my roots seemed to lose consciousness and my gums seemed to swell up. The attending doctor pulled out the needle, the nurse sucked the blood out of my mouth with the same thing as the water absorber, and dried my mouth with a drying lamp. The heartless attending doctor brought pliers. Is this sharpening a knife for pigs and sheep? The doctor clamped my tooth with pliers, pulled it out and turned it. Ah, the pain is coming again. I feel thousands of ants gnawing at my gums. Suddenly, with a bang, my tooth fell out. The doctor told me to bite a cotton ball, clean up my decayed teeth and let my mother go home. This tooth extraction has finally come to an end.
I will brush my teeth well in the future to prevent moths from coming to my teeth again.
Tomb-Sweeping Day, my parents took me to the People's Hospital for tooth extraction. I'm a little uneasy and nervous. While waiting in line, I said to my mother, "Mom, can this tooth be pulled out?" "No, it will affect the growth of your new teeth!" Then it's our turn to register.
After waiting for about an hour, it was our turn to enter the consulting room. When I went in, I thought while walking, is the doctor's skill high? If it's not high, it won't hurt if you pull it out! Thought of here, I can't help but get goose bumps all over, and my heart feels like there are fifteen buckets to draw water-I'm in a hurry. When I arrived at the clinic, I was greeted by a unsmiling and serious female doctor. The doctor looked at my teeth, pointed to the recliner and motioned me to lie down. I got into the chair with trembling hands and my heart kept beating. The doctor turned around and took out a pair of pliers. I tried to comfort myself. Don't be afraid, it won't hurt, but I can't get rid of my fear.
1 of "pa", the overhead light lit up, and my heart could not help but "plop". This time, I'm afraid the sparrow will fall into the chimney-alive and hairless!
The doctor put on gloves, opened my mouth and asked, "Do you want teeth?" "Don't!" With the sound of "giggle", my two teeth are "in the sky"!
When I got up from the sofa, I stuffed a big ball of cotton in my mouth to prevent bleeding. I ran to the mirror and opened my mouth. Ha, two teeth are gone, only two holes are left!
This is my first tooth extraction experience!
When I was 9 years old, I hated brushing my teeth. I didn't want to brush my teeth until my mother was angry.
Once, when I was eating my favorite roast chicken leg, I found a feeling of "pain" in my mouth, only to find that something was wrong! However, I dare not tell my mother. After a few days, my gums were swollen and painful, and I couldn't wait any longer. Then I asked my mother to take me to the doctor.
I couldn't help shivering when I got to the clinic. I heard a terrible scream and smelled an unpleasant smell of alcohol, which scared me out of my wits and wanted to run out the door, but my feet suddenly lost consciousness and I couldn't move ... After a while, my mother took me to the clinic, and I felt very nervous and my body was shaking. Later, the doctor looked at my teeth and asked, "There are cavities in them." I immediately said, "No! Don't! " The doctor showed an evil smile: "Hey hey! Then come and fill your teeth! " I thought, is it more painful to fill a tooth? So I quickly said, "I'd better have my tooth pulled out."
So the doctor took a pair of pliers, but this action frightened me. Later, I had to close my eyes and was very scared ... as if it had been centuries. When the doctor finally let me stand up, I thought, "I made it!" " Finally! "
After this lesson, I vowed to brush my teeth well, stop perfunctory and be a good boy with white teeth.
10, the fourth grade composition of tooth extraction, is winter vacation. I am very happy, but my teeth are like a naughty bag, which makes my pain unbearable. hey ...
On the second day of winter vacation, I told my father about my toothache. Dad immediately decided to take me to the hospital for tooth extraction. As soon as I heard the news, I immediately panicked: tooth extraction must be very painful, so I'd better not go. Dad said it's up to you.
One day, two days, three days ... my teeth seem to be doing something wrong, and it hurts every day. Finally, I decided to go to the hospital to have my teeth extracted. My brother heard it. He smiled and said to me, "Tingting, why did you leave?" Tooth extraction hurts more than being beaten! " I said, "toothache can't be cured in a day or two, but it only takes a few seconds or minutes to pull out the tooth, and it will pass quickly."
So, I said to my father, "Dad, take me to the hospital for tooth extraction!" " "We went to the hospital, hung up the number and went to the dentist on the second floor. I found there were many children there, some of whom were younger than me. I thought: If I'm not afraid of them, what am I afraid of? Nervously, it was finally my turn. I saw the doctor's aunt holding my decayed tooth tightly with a pair of pliers, so I couldn't help frowning. I didn't expect the doctor's aunt to pull so fast that the tooth decay actually fell out. I can't help but breathe a sigh of relief so soon. It turns out that tooth extraction is not so terrible!
If my sister wants to have her tooth extracted next time, I must tell her that it doesn't hurt at all. But I decided that I must brush my teeth well and eat less sweets at ordinary times, so that my teeth will be healthy and no more cavities.
Tooth extraction fourth grade composition 1 1 "pain! It hurts! Pain! " I kept screaming when I was eating. My parents were so helpless that they had to pull out my tooth. But I'm afraid my father's lack of experience in tooth extraction will pull out my small permanent tooth. Then I will be "toothless" and make my classmates laugh. I will never open my mouth, so my mother had to take me to the dentist to have my teeth extracted.
I went to the dentist because of my toothache. I suddenly felt creepy when I saw the child who pulled out the tooth in front crying. It's my turn to pull out my tooth, and I feel like a rabbit. "I jumped around and thought: Will it hurt if the doctor pulls out a tooth?" Will it bleed a lot? After a long time, I still didn't speak. With the comfort of my mother and doctor, I opened my mouth trembling. The doctor shook my front teeth and asked me what grade I was in and what primary school I was in ... When I was unprepared, I pulled hard and my teeth fell out, but I thought I hadn't pulled them out yet. I didn't know I was finished until I looked at the bloody teeth on the plate. After leaving the dentist, my mother criticized me: it didn't hurt at all to extract teeth. Why didn't you open your mouth at first? Moreover, it costs 5 yuan a second to pull out a tooth from a dentist. Isn't it better to pull out a tooth at home? I don't have to spend a penny ... "I don't argue, but I'm not convinced: Dad has no experience in tooth extraction and will pull out my small permanent tooth." ...
Although it hurts to spend five dollars to pull out a tooth, from this tooth extraction, I understand that there will be many first times in life, so we must face it bravely to succeed!
One afternoon, I found one of my teeth shaking. I am both happy and disgusted. I'm glad that this is a witness to my growth, but I hate that eating will be troublesome and uncomfortable.
The next morning, I began to try to extract teeth. I tied a strong rope to my rickety tooth and pulled it hard. "ah! Ah! " I screamed in pain and vomited a big mouthful of blood. I tried my best, but my teeth still swayed from side to side and didn't fall off.
"Mr. Tooth, please …" I closed my eyes and shook my teeth. "Hey, Mr. Fang, look at my ballet style." I cried while pulling it out. I swing my teeth from side to side. After a while, I thought it fell out. When I touched it with my hand, it still swayed from side to side like a drunk, and this time it failed again. At this time, my mother came, and I put my mouth in an "O" shape. My mother said, "Daughter, bear with it for a while." With that, he pulled hard. "ah!" I shouted and ran around the living room for five times before I stopped and vomited a big mouthful of blood. My tears came out in pain, but my tooth still didn't fall out. Alas, even an old hand (mother) is useless.
Two days later, my mother cooked my favorite braised pork ribs. I was too greedy to care about my toothache. Chopsticks quickly reached out to the fragrant ribs. I was eating with relish when I suddenly heard a bang. I feel that my tongue has been stung by something, which is not particularly painful. I feel something hard and salty in my mouth. I quickly spit it out. It turned out to be the tooth that bothered me for a long time. I pressed my tongue against my gums, which were empty and didn't hurt at all. "Oh, I lost my tooth! I lost my tooth! " I excitedly ran to the pool to rinse my mouth, and soon there was no blood in my mouth.
So! My teeth will fall out if I eat braised pork ribs. It's that simple! Try it if you don't believe me.
One afternoon, my mother took me to the dental hospital to have my teeth extracted. Before I left, I was full of curiosity about tooth extraction, thinking that I had never had a tooth extraction, so I thought tooth extraction was a very fun thing, but I dared not go in until I got to the hospital.
When I arrived at the hospital, the doctor asked me many questions. I seem a little impatient. I thought to myself, this dentist is really asking me questions. I'm here to have my tooth extracted, not to solve the problem. After a while, I began to pull out my teeth. I sat on the operating table in fear and trembling. The doctor first put sterile cotton balls next to my two teeth, and then injected me with anesthetic to paralyze my teeth. At this moment, I touched my lips, feeling numb and fat, not like my lips at all. The doctor gently put the big pliers on my tooth, and then with a little force, the tooth was pulled out. I don't know whether it's the efficacy of anesthetic or my mind is focused on TV programs. It didn't hurt at all when I pulled out my tooth. This hanging heart is finally put down. Finally, the doctor took a cotton ball and gave me a bite. He smiled and said to me, "Well, I'm finished. But you have to bite the cotton ball tightly for two hours, or you will bleed. "
When I left the hospital, I suddenly felt that everything would be much easier without that tooth. A bird is standing on a tree, singing beautiful songs to me, and white clouds are floating slowly in the sky ... as if everything in the world looks so beautiful.
In the afternoon, my mother and I went to have our teeth extracted. I didn't want to go originally. In order not to let my mother think I am timid, I had to go in fear.
When I arrived at the hospital, I discussed with my mother: Do you want to buy me a lot of delicious food after pulling out your teeth? Is it okay?
This, this, all right! Mom promised me.
We came to the doctor, and the doctor asked, who did you pull out the tooth?
Me. I said.
That road.
The doctor told us to walk two more tooth extraction rooms and stop at the third place. Then he prescribed the medicine. Now, my mother took me everywhere to pay for medicine, and I kept shouting: I don't want to have my teeth pulled out! I won't give anesthesia! Finally, my mother took the medicine and dragged me to the place where my teeth were extracted. I was very scared because I felt that it was very painful to pull out my tooth.
Look what I did. Many doctors have come to check, saying that there are double rows of teeth and they must be pulled out! Oh, I have to lie down in the chair.
A doctor put a curtain around me and took a small mirror. He told me to open my mouth and put it in for inspection. She said to another doctor, this is it. I quickly shut up when I was in a hurry. Now, several doctors can't persuade me, and neither can my mother. Finally, the doctor sat patiently and said that an anesthetic didn't hurt at all. If it hurts, I'll let your mother take you away at once. I am embarrassed to think: what should I do? What shall we do? It will definitely hurt to take anesthetic, but if we don't, mom will be furious! Mom was just angry with me and said, I'll wait for you for ten seconds! Then I ran outside and waited for it. I thought about it and decided to scream. There is delicious food after the fight.
I believed the doctor. The doctor picked up the needle again, looked at his teeth in the mirror and gave the needle. It hurt a little at first, but then it didn't hurt at all. Finally, my two teeth were pulled out, and my delicious food came back.
It turns out that I am a little timid and not afraid of tooth extraction.
I have a lot of things hidden in my head. They are like countless little stars, and each little star represents one thing. One of them is an insignificant little star, but it reminds me of endless memories. This little star is the love of my parents.
I remember once, I remembered that a tooth was loose recently, so I opened my mouth to the mirror next to me to see what happened to that tooth. I didn't expect to be scared by the sight in the mirror as soon as I opened my mouth! Next to my unbroken deciduous tooth, a new permanent tooth can't wait to "break out" and want to see this beautiful world.
When I found out, I immediately reported to my mother. When my mother saw that tooth, she was as scared as I was, as anxious as ants on hot bricks. Dad said, "Go to the hospital tomorrow. It's no use worrying here. "
The next day, my parents woke me up early and took me to the workers' hospital to see the dentist, but it was full. My parents took me to several hospitals, but each hospital said it was full. Finally, my parents took me to a stomatological hospital and said to the doctor anxiously, "Doctor, look at it quickly. This tooth of my daughter grows from the side. Will it always grow long? " The doctor examined me and said, "You don't have to worry. If you pull out your deciduous teeth like this, it will naturally grow straight. " After listening to the doctor's words, we finally let go of our hearts that had been hanging all night. After the doctor pulled out my crumbling deciduous teeth, my parents bought me a lot of fruit in the market, saying that I should eat more fruit recently, not sugar and drinks.
Through this incident, I understand that my parents' love and concern for me is selfless and infinite. I want to repay my parents by growing up happily and studying hard.
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