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What are the QQ signatures related to geography? It better be interesting.

People with Mediterranean hair must have the same IQ as Mount Everest. A clever brain has no hair.

People like me, such people are hard to tolerate. Up to now, I know nothing about the climate. I deserve to die. I want to remember everything that burns to ashes. Some students should not slant their heads beyond Huang Chijiao's angle in the exam.

This classmate, your soul is farther away than the Atlantic Ocean now.

Two boats, one in the tropics and the other fishing in the temperate zone, which one sinks more easily? Temperance, why? There are many fish in temperate zone, and the ship will sink if it can't be loaded.

Solar flares are terrible, but if I get angry, it will be tens of thousands of times more terrible than flares.

Some students who have reached the peak are now written as comets, which are really full of wisdom.

Standing on the cliff facing the sea, this classmate reflected on what he had just done in geography class. If it is daytime, then he is safe. If it is night and a gust of wind blows, he will feel a pair of evil hands pushing him off the cliff.

Have you ever heard of Trench? There are sewers under the sea!

You granite head!

The process of melting rocks into magma is the process of reincarnation.

The accumulation layer is explained by fossils. The fossils at the bottom must be the simplest and oldest. On the top floor, the remains of your ancestors may be unearthed.