Jokes for children aged 3 to 6 years old

Little jokes for children aged 3-6 years old include:

1. I want to marry a mosquito

Little Bee said: "Mom, Mom, I will grow up I'm going to marry a mosquito." Mom asked: "Why?" The little bee said: "Because the mosquito sings beautifully. You see, as soon as he sings, everyone will applaud!"

2. The baby listens to the concert

Dad takes the baby to watch the violin The concert started, and the baby was not interested. One hour, two hours passed, and the people on the stage were still playing the violin with endless interest. The baby finally couldn't help it, and asked his father loudly: "Dad, when can he saw the wooden box open?"

3. Pregnant women

A little girl was playing in the park and saw a pregnant woman with a big belly. She walked over and asked: Auntie, what is in your belly? The pregnant woman replied: It’s my baby. The little girl asked again: Do you love your baby? Of course, the pregnant woman replied. Then why did you eat him? ! The little girl scolded loudly.

4. Can’t drink water

My brother and his brother were eating watermelon together, and the brother accidentally swallowed a melon seed. The younger brother became anxious when he saw it, and said to his elder brother: "The teacher said that seeds will germinate and grow if they are watered. You must not drink water, otherwise watermelon seedlings will grow in your belly, and then a watermelon will form. Oh, that's it." It’s uncomfortable.”

5. I have to change back when I get off the bus

Xiao Ming took the bus to go to school. It was around seven o'clock in the morning and there were many people on the bus. Xiao Ming was secretly glad to have a seat. At this time, a little girl was sitting with an apple.

Xiao Ming said: I will trade your seat with an apple. Xiao Ming was a glutton, and his mouth watered when he saw the red apple in the little girl's hand. He immediately took the apple from the little girl's hand and gave his seat to the little girl. Xiao Ming wiped the apple with his sleeve and was about to take a big bite. The little girl sitting in his seat said: Don't eat it. I will exchange it for you when you get off the car.