Humorous jokes about taking the elevator

Humorous jokes about taking the elevator

Jokes come from life and are learned. Joke is a language form processed by art, and it is an artistic language. Joke is an artistic method, which uses laughter as an artistic means to make literary works. Next, I will bring you a humorous joke about taking the elevator. Welcome to reading.

Humorous jokes about taking the elevator 1 remind me of several stories related to the elevator at the same time and write them down to share.

The first one was told by a colleague. It is said that a man in a company is extremely dissatisfied with a woman, has strong hostility and wants to get back at her.

The opportunity has finally come. One day, it happened that the man took the elevator upstairs to the office, and the woman was waiting at the elevator entrance to take the elevator downstairs. After the elevator arrived, the man came out, then turned to the empty elevator and said, come out! Here we are! It is said that this woman never dares to take the elevator again.

That was two years ago. Work overtime with a colleague (male) in the evening to catch up with the plan. It just passed 12 in the morning. When I went downstairs, there was no one in the building, waiting for the elevator while chatting. ...

Soon the elevator came down, the door opened and there was someone inside! It's a girl (I guess I have to work overtime so late to leave). To tell the truth, we were both startled. I didn't expect to meet someone in the elevator at such a party. I paused. The best is my colleague. He poked his head around in the elevator and said, "Shit, it's full, we can't squeeze in. Let's wait for the next trip .. "When the elevator door closed, I nodded deadpan.

I didn't get off work until after nine o'clock that night. Walking into the elevator (my company is on 18 floor), I found that there is only one PLMM (very beautiful) inside. I looked at her and tried to make a conversation, but she seemed to see it and looked very arrogant. She turned her head away from me. I was upset and decided to fuck her! So I went to the elevator door and quietly pressed the number 10. The elevator stopped at 10 floor, the door opened, but no one closed it, or just the two of us, and the elevator continued to run down. At this moment, I suddenly reached the corner of the elevator, shook hands up and down, and said, Xiao Li, I haven't been to your 10 floor for a long time! How have you been recently? While speaking, I looked at MM out of the corner of my eye, but I saw this MM with round eyes and open mouth. As I spoke more and more enthusiastically, MM slowly passed out sitting on the elevator wall. ...

Follow-up: When the elevator reached the 1 floor, I dragged MM outside the elevator and woke her up with mineral water. The moment she woke up, I said to the air, Xiao Li, we finally woke her up. Everybody get out of the way and let this girl get some air. She fainted again at once. At this time, I told the building security and left in a hurry. ...

Humorous jokes about taking the elevator 2 1. I came home the other day and found a piece of shit in the elevator. I'm just going out. The elevator broke down. When the buddy who repaired the elevator for a long time came, he found a bunch of people staring at me and that shit at the elevator door. God ... it's really a family debate!

2. Work overtime in the evening, only after 12 in the morning. When I went downstairs, there was no one in the building, chatting with my colleagues while waiting for the elevator ... Soon the elevator came down and there was someone inside when the door opened! It's a girl (I guess I have to work overtime so late to leave). To tell the truth, we were both startled. I didn't expect to meet someone in the elevator at such a party. I paused. The best is my colleague. He poked his head around in the elevator and said, "Shit, it's full, we can't squeeze in. Let's wait for the next trip .. "When the elevator door closed, I nodded deadpan.

Viagra lives on17th floor. The elevator just broke down these days, and he was too lazy to go downstairs. He ordered KFC takeout and food delivery for two days in a row. These partners are all the same person. The next day, this forced him to say breathlessly: the elevator controller will order McDonald's tomorrow, and his family has new products!

I am the only one in the elevator. I suddenly stopped at the fifth floor and a husky came in. I took a look, and then stupidly asked, which floor should I go to?

There are many people who go to work by elevator in the morning. A fat girl paper rushed up and just rushed into the elevator. At this time, the elevator dripped, and then the sister paper clumsily went down. As soon as the elevator door was closed, a buddy's phone dropped again, and everyone burst into laughter in an instant. ...

6. In the elevator, a sister patted me on the shoulder and said to me, "You are ungrateful!" All the people looked at us with strange eyes ... just as I was about to explain, my sister's paper came faintly: "Press the negative layer!" " "I almost passed out after hearing it. ...

7. When I got home, I found that the elevator was broken and I had to climb the stairs, but I lived on18th floor! Climbing to 15 floor is half dead! Suddenly I saw the elevator open again. Although there are still three floors, I decided to take the elevator. When I went in, I found that the elevator was going down to the first floor. At this moment, an elevator worker stood at the door and said, The elevator is broken and needs repairing. Now it's out of service ...

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