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Describe your own sentences.

1, I like lazy beds best, but that doesn't mean I'm lazy. In fact, I am also fighting for my own small goals.

Hearing this, I slammed the phone down and thought, "Why don't you even go home for the New Year?"? Really!

3. I hold the fishbone with one tooth and one keningau, and I poke it with my hand. Finally, I chewed off half the fish head and didn't eat any fish.

I poured a basin of water, first wet my face with a towel, then put on soap, grabbed it and wiped it hard, and soon my face was covered with soap bubbles.

My nose is short and thick, and my nostrils are slightly upturned, like cicadas hanging upside down on wicker.

6. I can love you for one day, but I will forget you for a lifetime!

7. A pair of big eyes, a small nose and a big mouth are embedded in the face of a pointed chin. Black hair tied into a "ponytail" and tossed when walking. Ha, a tomboy appeared in front of you.

8. There is nothing interesting all day. Mom's words hit me like a hammer: "How do these rabbits live?" Only starve to death.

9, my neck * * *, but extremely flexible, always like to keep turning, almost 360 degrees, as if it has a special function.

10, thinking, thinking, my face seems to have been burned.

1 1, I stood up, my heel was unstable, and I felt my body spinning involuntarily, as if I had stepped on a top.

12, my classmates all praised me for being smart and capable. In fact, I am not smart, but I am willing to study hard and don't like playing.

13, I don't hold grudges when others refute me. My mother said that my heart is like a pool of spring water, which can be seen at a glance.

14, you are lucky, because you can choose to love me or not; And I can only choose to love you or love you more.

15, I'm really sorry, but there's nothing I can do, so I have to silently wish him good luck.

16. Although it has been a long time, I feel guilty every time I think about it.

17, the spell of witch kissing came for the first time, and the wet oath came out. I sat on the sea to mend a net, and you fell on the bottom of the sea to sing the song of Dai Yue.

18, the calm lake surface aroused the waves of joy, and my heart was as happy as the waves.

19, I, ambivalent complex (next88). Sometimes conservative and sometimes open. Sometimes outgoing, sometimes introverted.

20. I have an apple-like face and a pair of talking black eyes. I also have shiny black hair, a slightly upturned nose, neat little white teeth and a pair of big and beautiful ears.

2 1, I opened my eyes and ears, carefully capturing every tiny sound.

22. My feet are almost numb with cold, and my feet keep stamping.

23. Look at me in the mirror: Curly Liu Haier is like a bunch of black chrysanthemums woven with moss. That's really interesting.

24. "Commitment" has no uniform retail price, sometimes it is worthless and sometimes it is difficult to buy.

25, I am like this, I am serious about everything, I think it is right, and I will go all the way to black.

26. My eyebrows are very distinctive, thin and long, just like willow leaves swaying in the wind in summer.

27. I nodded and got into the watermelon field like a little hamster.

28, honest, low-key, down-to-earth, not showing off, lacking perseverance, not enough enthusiasm, often doing things with three points of enthusiasm.

29. My heart ached and my tears kept flowing downwards.

30. Like treasure hunting, a few friends and I gently poke away weeds, pick up broken bricks and catch crickets.

3 1, my heart is like swallowing a Chun Mei, sour and bitter. I hung my head for fear that others would see me.

32. I stood up from the jumping line. In an instant, I stretched myself and crossed the height of 25 meters.

33. I am seven years old. I'm tall and thin. My eyes are nice, but my face is a little yellow. My classmates say I look like "mung bean sprouts".

I suddenly looked up and found the teacher staring at me. I turned my face away and couldn't say a word.

35. I threw the swimming ring and plopped into the fast-flowing Xiangjiang River, swimming like a little loach.

36. My eyelashes are thick and long, especially black, one by one, just like being dyed with thick ink.

37. My heart is very contradictory, my mind is like a mess, and I can't think of a clue.

38. I lie in bed and relax. I just feel like a pool of soft mud. I have no strength at all and am soft.

39. After you left, my heart was full of unspeakable pain, just like a big stone pressing on me, which made me breathless.

40. I have a face of Zhang Yuanyuan, a pair of beautiful eyebrows and a small red mole in the middle of a pair of watery eyes. This is called "Shuanglong Red Pearl".

4 1, I don't like everything my mother does for me. I am eager to stand on my own feet and have my own space.

42. Lack of lofty and clear ideals for the future, and strive only for the present goals.

43. I study hard because I know that diligence can make up for the lack of talent, but talent can't make up for laziness.

44. I took a few steps forward and jumped hard. The vigorous and upside-down figure whirled in the air and soon fell into the water.

45. I am a quiet little girl with a red face and small eyes, but I smile like a crescent moon. Small mouth, neat bangs and a ponytail. It's refreshing

46. My mother told me that she was going to divorce her father. My heart suddenly got cold and I couldn't get up all day.

47. To this day, I still clearly remember watching the meteor shower for the first time, just like eating delicious food, with endless aftertaste.

48. The dancing of the pen tip is the strongest touch of brilliant red in the spotlight.

49. My name is Lei Lei. I have eyes like black grapes, a big mouth, ears as big as Buddha, a rectangular face and a long nose.

50. I am flying in the blue sky like a brave young eagle, not afraid of sailing, not afraid of wind and rain.

5 1. There is such a person in our class. Although ugly, her classmates nicknamed her "Smurf"-she is me.

52. My skin is a little dark. I have a square face, naughty eyes, curved eyebrows, a straight nose, a smart mouth, and two charming dimples when I smile. Usually I like to wear red and white T-shirts, white pants and white sneakers. I am a handsome boy in my class. Everyone calls me "sunshine boy".

53. I know I'm introverted, I love blushing, and I dare not speak in front of so many people.

54. I seem to feel that my classmates are blaming me, and I feel very uncomfortable.

55, optimistic, positive, upward, very infectious, can let friends around you feel that kind of happiness.

56. Another dive, another dragonfly, and another water fight, and I am like a little loach, chasing around in the water, shouting and screaming, which is really unspeakable.

57. My mother called me "stupid and bold". Indeed, I have a fearless character since I was a child.

58. I am seven years old. I'm not tall or thin, but I look energetic. I have short hair, a handsome face with black and bright eyes and a high nose like a carrot. People who have been to my house say that I have good facial features and am a good-looking boy.

59. My face turned red. Under my black hair, there are two thin curved eyebrows, like a crescent moon.

Hi, everyone, my name is Chi Min. I am fourteen years old. I have almond eyes and arch eyebrows, but the only thing that makes me dissatisfied is a scar on the left corner of my eye. I have two big shortcomings, one big advantage, let's talk about my shortcomings first! Get off my back!

6 1. Write love as an immortal legend of Enemy at the Gates. Then, will you cross the ice and snow?

62. It's getting late. I'm singing, and I'm happy to go home with the spoils.

63. My heart suddenly trembled, beating my chest like countless fists, which made me feel ashamed.

64. I have a competitive heart. I hope to realize my dream through my own efforts. I am not willing to be mediocre, I am eager to become strong!

65. I never bow my head, and now my neck is as hard as an iron pipe.

66. Whose city is entangled with laughter in that gorgeous line in your hand?

67. Grandma said that I have a pair of ears, just like two handles of a hanging pot.

68. My skin is as white as snow, and it shines like white porcelain in the sun.

69. I was very quiet when I was a child. I always liked to read picture books quietly by myself. My mother thought I was depressed.

70. My mother often says that I am a crazy girl. If I am "crazy", even boys are no match for me.

7 1, my heart is so soft that I can't help giving beggars a few cents every time I see them miserable.

72. I have hands, feet, eyes, nose, hair, eyelashes, eyeballs, pupils, fingers, feet, heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. In a word, I am a normal person.

73. Keeping love in your heart is the worst way to save money, and it can't generate interest. Why not send it to warm me?

74. If you are sincere, kind, have a sense of justice, straightforward, strong and independent, have a sweet voice, have no talent, and can't hide your heart, sometimes it is easy to hurt people.

75. Friends who get along with me will feel natural, unrestrained and relaxed when they are with me.

76. Speak loudly and forget your image when you are happy. People around me say that I am a man woman, not a lady, but now I am more mature than before.

77. I am sincere to my friends. They are very sad. I am their pistachio and comfort angel. A caring, supportive and understanding person.

78. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile; No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to persist; Love yourself no matter how tired you are.

79. Whose scenery and heart pass by the injured city under the eyelashes.

80. I like to imitate cross talk and funny actions in movies and often make my classmates laugh.

8 1, a white oval face, two thin braids on my head, plus a glib tongue and a pair of glasses, make up a lively and clever me.

82. Looking at the dark night, I shed tears of regret. I really shouldn't make my mother angry.

83. Foundation is used to cover the blemishes of the skin, while smile is used to cover the trauma of the soul.

84. I cried under the covers, and my young mind couldn't bear such a big insult.

85. I am a one-track-minded temper, stubborn, and I won't look back until I get to the south wall.

86. I am white and fat, and my round face is full of meat, trembling and shining in the sun.

87. Sometimes I feel extremely happy, and sometimes I feel that I am under siege.

88. I pulled my schoolbag off my back, lowered my head and walked to the teacher step by step. I stood angrily, without raising my head or jumping my eyelids.

89. I watched the sunset along the coast and snuggled up on a pillow, but I couldn't swim out of memories but I couldn't learn to let go and how to walk.

90. My hair is so hard that I can't take it off, so I have to leave an inch and let it stand like a shoe brush.

9 1. Idiom cards are my good partners. Every time I make a new card, my heart is full of sweetness, just like eating honey.

92. In the photo, I have a ponytail and my eyes are like two black gems. I stood in front of the teacher and said firmly, "Teacher, I still want to paint better and become a great painter when I grow up."

93. I got excited at once. Willy-nilly, I grabbed the lifebuoy from my mother, barefoot, cheering and running to the embrace of the sea.

94. Maturity has always been far away from me, and the connotation has never been related to me.

95. When the light color is silent, you open an acquisition shop and wait for the forgotten cape skylight.

96. I waddled along, only feeling weak legs and uneven breathing.