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The special forces king retired and went home to get married, but his newly-married beautiful wife disliked .......... everywhere (the third)
The sky was gray and old, and the dirty boy was curled up in an alley, with a few yellow weeds in his messy hair and a freshly stolen bread in his hand.
pedestrians come and go in a hurry, rushing to avoid the rain, and there is no time to stop for such a little guy.
"Boom!"
the dark sky flashed with lightning, and suddenly there was thunder. When the boy's little hand shook, the bread accidentally fell from his arms and rolled to the corner.
He hurriedly reached for the bread.
"That ..." The little girl came over with a soft voice and a little concern in her big eyes.
The boy tugged at the bread and gave the girl a fierce look.
The girl took out a delicate candy box from the bear's backpack and said to the boy, "Do you eat cream cake?"
She looks about five or six years old, with two pink hands and a transparent box of cream cakes. Her pink face is a little embarrassed.
The sky is still gloomy, and the old street, a beautiful little girl who wants to walk out of a fairy tale, has become the only light in the boy's eyes.
He knows where the girl's cream cake came from. It is a dim sum house across the street, and it is placed in the highest and most conspicuous place in the window.
"This is strawberry. It's delicious. Here you are."
The boy looked at the little girl's white face, suddenly lost his mind, shook his head at once, and then nodded again ...
His trembling hand took the cream cake from the girl's hand, and the boy could smell the strawberry fragrance from the box.
I haven't eaten all day, so I'm hungry.
The little girl nodded happily: "Next time you are free, I will give you a delicious strawberry!"
The boy's lips moved slightly, the world in his eyes seemed to be still, and his heart was filled with a warm current.
just then, a black car slowly stopped by the side of the road, the window opened and a driver greeted the little girl.
"Miss, why are you here alone again? It's going to rain, get on the bus quickly! "
The little girl giggled and nodded. Her skirt was blown by the wind, and she ran into the car like a small cloud.
But when running, the girl dropped a pocket watch. The boy stretched out his hand to stop the little girl, but the car had already left.
The boy stepped forward and picked up the pocket watch made of pure gold. The background of the dial was the innocent and lovely photo of the little girl.
In the next few days, the boy waited in that alley every day, hoping that the little girl would appear again and he could return the lost pocket watch to its original owner.
But after waiting for a month, the boy never waited for the little girl, but accidentally waited for a bad old man.
That bad old man is Shen Lang's master.
Without that girl, that pocket watch and a month's waiting, Shen Lang might still be living on the street, or he might have starved to death.
That girl is Su Ruoxue, who changed her life track and was the first woman to give her warmth.
I'm afraid Su Ruoxue doesn't remember it for a long time. Shen Lang wanted to keep it to himself, but by chance, he and Su Ruoxue had a communication again.
Of course, there is a reason for this accidental engagement. Su Ruoxue's grandfather has a close relationship with Shen Lang's master, and they arranged this engagement.
Su Ruoxue is in a difficult situation now, and she was forced to get married by a young man with a deep background. Living with Shen Lang is actually a way for Su Rexue's grandfather to protect his granddaughter from harm.
Shen Lang never thought he would get married in a flash, because he wanted to protect this woman, but he readily agreed.
The ringing of the mobile phone interrupted his thoughts. Shen Lang picked up the mobile phone and looked at it. It was a familiar number.
"Sister, what can I do for you?"
"I can't make a phone call if it's nothing? Brother Lang, did you miss me? " There was a voice as beautiful as a silver bell on the other end of the phone.
Shen Lang sighed: "Sister, I am so lonely every night, and I miss you very much."
"If you are poor, you will still be lonely. Don't you have that beautiful fiancee to accompany you? Let her warm you up every night. "
Listening to the nifty voice on the phone, Shen Lang felt both funny and speechless.
Although he and Su Ruoxue engaged, they never even held hands, let alone slept together.
The relationship between them now is not only unlike unmarried couples, but even worse than friends.
"By the way, Brother Lang, aren't you short of money? Do you want to call you millions? "
"No, Brother Lang is a pure man, but you are embarrassed to ask a little woman for money."
"Who is the little woman!"
"Good, good, good, good, good, good, good."
After exchanging a few words with my school sister, Shen Lang hung up.
My mood has recovered a little. Shen Lang actually wants to manage her relationship with Su Rexue well, but she is a little overwhelmed.
I didn't eat anything at night, and Shen Lang was a little hungry. As soon as he left the bedroom, he heard laughter coming from the hall.
This laughter came from Su Rexue, which was very pleasant to hear. Shen Lang was a little surprised that this iceberg would even show a smiling face.
I have to say that Su Ruoxue looks really good when she smiles, but she has never shown such an expression to herself.
Shen Lang's hearing is different from that of ordinary people. From a long distance, he can also hear that Su Ruoxue is a man on the other end of the phone.
"Brother Wen Zhi, don't laugh at me. We haven't contacted each other in these years. Are you all right now?" Su Rexue asked on the phone.
Listen to Su Rexue's voice with a hint of concern, and Shen Lang's heart suddenly swelled with anger.
Although I have no emotional foundation with Su Ruoxue, I instinctively regard her as my own woman. His woman called another man "elder brother" and talked and laughed with him. Shen Lang couldn't bear it.
When Su Ruoxue hung up the phone, she glanced at Shen Lang coming, and said coldly, "I'm going out to meet my old friends tonight."
Shen Lang asked deadpan, "Who is he to you?"
"Why do you care so much?" Su Rexue Diane eyebrow cu.
"I'm your fiancé in name only. Is it too much to ask this question?" Shen Lang grunted.
Su Ruoxue frowned and said, "He is one of my classmates, and his name is Zhang Wenzhi. Ok, are you finished? "
"No wonder people are called brother Wen Zhi. You won't go out with your brother Wen Zhi on this big night, will you?" Shen Lang sneer at a way.
Su Ruoxue was dazed for a moment, and then her mouth bent, drawing a playful arc: "Yo, will you still be jealous of me?" Then I'm really flattered. I tell you, Shen Lang, you'd better leave this beautiful woman alone. Brother Wen Zhi is at least a hundred times stronger than a man like you! "
That Zhang Wenzhi is Su Ruoxue's college classmate. She has asked her out several times, and she has no time. This time, she can't get rid of it. Su Ruoxue is just going to cope with a dinner.
I didn't expect Shen Lang to have such a big reaction. Su Ruoxue had long been upset with Shen Lang, so she took this opportunity to annoy him on purpose.
Shen Lang's mouth twitched, and suddenly she pressed Su Rexue's delicate sweet shoulder, and sparks splashed in her eyes.
"Shen Lang, what ... what do you want? Let me go!" Su Re snow see Shen Lang domineering unruly eyes, suddenly some flustered.
"a hundred times stronger? Woman, I'd like to see how the man you mentioned is a hundred times stronger than me. If not, I'll see how the labor and capital train you tonight! " Shen Lang cold way.
In ten minutes, Su Ruoxue changed into a long purple dress and drew a perfect curve, which was even more amazing than the model.
"Shen Lang, Shen Lang, you have no right to be angry with me!" Su Re snow bit Bei tooth, beautiful face with a hint of anger, threw the pillow beside the bed.
Just now, at Shen Lang's overbearing request, Su Ruoxue had to agree to let him go together, and in the name of boyfriend and girlfriend.
If you let that guy go, you will probably only lose face on yourself! Su Rexue glumly walked out of the room.
Just then, Shen Lang also walked out of the bedroom.
Su Ruoxue wanted to catch a few sentences, but when she saw Shen Lang coming out, she was shocked.
Shen Lang seems to be a completely different person tonight. A decent leisure suit, or Givenchy's popular plaid leisure suit this summer, is perfectly matched with Shen Lang's figure, setting off the jade tree.
The deep eyes are like stars, giving people a feeling that they can't see through. The slender figure, sharp knife-shaped eyebrows and facial features are as handsome as knives, but they stride out with a hint of fierceness and domineering, giving people a feeling of bohemian.
Especially when a man just passed by her, Su Ruoxue sensitively smelled a trace of cologne.
Is this ... this young man who looks amazing is his fiance who can't help the wall with mud?
Su Ruoxue lost his mind for a moment, but he soon recovered. This guy is still well dressed, but no amount of pretending can change his disgusting and vulgar nature.
"All right, woman, let's get going." Shen Lang patted Su Re snow on the shoulder, cold way.
Su Ruoxue skimmed her head, which made her feel a little uncomfortable, as if her identity had been switched with Shen Lang in an instant. Shen Lang is the president, and she is just a little woman.
"Su Ruoxue, Su Ruoxue, you are so stupid. How can you be bewitched by such a man?"
Su Rexue adjusted her mood and didn't give Shen Lang a good look. After leaving the villa building, she drove an Audi A5 convertible four-seater from the garage to the side of the road, keeping a low profile.
"Come on up." Su Re snow neither cold nor light said.
Shen Lang got into the passenger seat.
the Audi car left the villa community and headed for the city center.
"Where did you get the Givenchy suit?" Su Rexue asked. Although this man is sloppy and not self-motivated, there are many expensive clothes, which makes Su Rexue curious.
"Why do you ask so many questions? It's from an acquaintance." Shen Lang indifference.
"I'm too lazy to ask!" Su Rexue grunted softly.
The place to eat is Lois French Restaurant, which is located in the most prosperous section of the city center, with extremely luxurious decoration, elegant French architectural style and exquisite high-end.
This is the most upscale French restaurant in Huahai.
There are basically luxury cars outside the parking lot. Obviously, the people who come in and out here are basically rich people. An Audi A5 is showing some degradation.
Su Ruoxue has only been here once or twice in a pure high-end French restaurant.
After getting off the bus, Shen Lang stretched out his arm, trying to hold Su Rexue's arm.
"what do you want?" Su Re snow Diane eyebrow a wrinkly.
Shen Lang shrugged and said, "You are my fiancee. If we go to meet people with you, we won't hold hands. How can we look like an unmarried couple?"
"You think it's beautiful!" Su Re snow qiao face slightly red.
"Don't forget, you promised to let me meet your brother Wen Zhi in the name of your boyfriend, and you must keep your promise."
Shen Lang grabbed Su Ruoxue's arm rudely and ordered, "Take it for me!"
"you!" Su Rexue's face turned blue and white, and she had never been close to another man, not to mention the intimate act of holding a man's arm.
forget it, just take advantage of this man, who let himself agree.
Su Ruoxue bit Bei tooth and took Shen Lang's arm.
A gardenia-like fragrance wafts from Su Ruoxue, which is the smell of some high-grade perfume.
The soft touch of the arm and the attractive white color of the neckline make Shen Lang's mind twitch.
Although Su Ruoxue is a little arrogant and cold, she still has a good figure.
Zhang Wenzhi invited Su Ruoxue to this dinner, and Zhang Wenzhi was Su Ruoxue's college classmate.
Zhang Wenzhi inherited the family business last month, and their family runs the medical business. Nowadays, hospitals and medicines are profiteering industries, and then family businesses. Zhang Wenzhi's family is very rich.
Su Ruoxue's Lingya International Fashion Company was developed with the strong support of her grandfather. It's not a big company, so Su Ruoxue has to give Zhang Wenzhi face.
Of course, Su Ruoxue still has some affection for Zhang Wenzhi, because they had a good relationship when they were students.
Zhang Wenzhi is waiting in front of Louise's restaurant. This Zhang Wenzhi is in his mid-twenties. He looks ordinary, but because he is a rich second generation, he is dressed very well, dressed in an expensive suit and looks quite elegant.
Although Shen Lang is young and energetic, he is tall and handsome, and he also exudes a touch of sharpness. In terms of appearance and temperament, he looks much more handsome than Zhang Wenzhi.
Looking at Su Rexue coming up holding Shen Lang's arm, Zhang Wenzhi looks a little stiff.
"Ruoxue, you're here, and this is ..."
Before Su Ruoxue was introduced, Shen Lang showed an elegant smile: "I'm Su Ruoxue's boyfriend, and my name is Shen Lang. Hello."
"hello ... hello!"
Zhang Wenzhi's mouth twitched, lying in the trough, boyfriend?
"If ... if it snows, do you have a boyfriend?" Zhang Wenzhi is stupid.
Su Ruoxue's face is a little unnatural. Although she doesn't want to admit it, she still nods: "Yes, he is my boyfriend."
In fact, Su Ruoxue also vaguely felt that Zhang Wenzhi had a good impression on himself. After all, he was too enthusiastic in the previous dinners.
Although Su Ruoxue has a good impression on Zhang Wenzhi, it doesn't mean that she likes Zhang Wenzhi. It's good to show her identity under the guise of Shen Lang now, so that Zhang Wenzhi can retreat.
Zhang Wenzhi's face sank slightly. Does Su Rexue actually have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell yourself before?
His dinner was originally intended to develop a relationship with Su Ruoxue, but as a result, all other goddesses have boyfriends, so why bother?
But soon, Zhang Wenzhi changed his mind and found his advantage. Because he found that Shen Lang was riding Su Rexue's car, it shows that Shen Lang is likely to have a poor family or a poor ratio.
Zhang Wenzhi glanced at Shen Lang, revealing a trace of resentment and jealousy. Is this goddess also something you can get your hands on?
He has made up his mind that Shen Lang will make a fool of himself later.
"If Snow, I'm glad that you finally come out for dinner." Zhang Wenzhi was greeted with enthusiasm and wanted to shake hands with Su Rexue.
it is normal to shake hands in public.
However, before Su Ruoxue reached out his hand, Shen Lang reached out and grabbed Zhang Wenzhi's hand, saying with a smile, "Hello, hello, I really kept you waiting."
Zhang Wenzhi had no choice but to shake hands with Shen Lang and apologize: "Haha, it's okay."
Say that finish, Zhang Wenzhi is about to shake hands with Su Rexue again, and he is already a little nervous. He really wants to experience the feeling of holding Su Rexue's little hand in his hand.
Shen Lang turned to Su Ruoxue without giving Zhang Wenzhi a chance. "Little Cher, let's go in."
"Little Cher?"
On hearing this name, Su Rexue almost fell down, and his heart rolled. How does this guy have a long face? How dare you call yourself that? Click me (wonderful to continue)
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