Warcraft Jokes

The Story of the Death Knight

The Death Knight went to the mercenary camp to recruit mercenaries. He wanted to use the bathroom on the way and didn't know where to go.

But I can’t hold it in anymore, oh, it’s so urgent.

In the end, there was no choice... Alas, there it is! ? The Death Knight held Icemourne in his hand, so he pulled it on his sword, then swung it up, and whoosh - it went up the tree.

At this moment, a certain elf also came to hire. He looked up and saw, huh?

The death knight looked embarrassed and hurriedly pulled the elf aside and took out a heavy Warcraft gold coins, whispered: "I will give you a gold coin, you must not tell this matter."

The elf also whispered: "I will give you ten gold coins , please tell me how to pull it up."

Taking a Bath

A new night elf archdruid is going to do some practical work for the hunters and arrange a visit to the Ancient Tree of Knowledge and the Moon. Well for bathing. So all the male and female hunters were called together for a lecture.

"Attention everyone, tomorrow, in the morning, the female hunter will take a bath, and the male hunter will visit. In the afternoon, the male hunter will take a bath, and the female hunter will visit.

You must abide by the rules, ah, you are only allowed to look, not touch. , taking pictures is absolutely prohibited."

The audience was in an uproar.

Calm

One night, the altar of the elders caught fire, and many heroes ran out. The demon hunter came over and said, "You don't have to be so panicked. When I heard the fire, I got up from the bed, lit a cigarette, and dressed calmly. I felt that the eyeband didn't fit, so I took it off and changed it." , without any panic! Whenever danger occurs, remember to be calm, calm!"

"That's great," the watchman said, "Then why don't you wear pants?" /p>

No vision

One day, after the game started, a demon followed the female priest all the way, pestering her endlessly.

After arriving at the base, Lao Lu saw the demon still standing not far from the door and volunteered to chase him away.

Lao Lu went out and shouted: "You have no vision, you are interested in my wife!"

No point

A certain orc base was attacked by a blood mage. The peon panicked and called for help.

"Fire out! Fire out!" An urgent and panicked cry for help came from the phone.

"Where?" asked the fire brigade operator.

"At my base!"

"I mean where is the fire?"

"In the bunker!"

"I know, but how are we going to get to your base?"

"Don't you have a firetruck?"

Too accurate

"Dwarf, you Why did you quit your job at the factory?"

"They were so accurate! The last time I was loading gunpowder, the gunpowder exploded and I fell into the air, but the factory manager detained me. My salary is that I didn’t work for 6 seconds in the air!”

Stuttering (1)

A certain prophet would stutter when he was nervous. Once when he led his army to fight against the dark night, he found that an archer was in a state of anemia, so he wanted to kill her with a flash: "Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, lightning!" As soon as he finished speaking, six people immediately The archer fell dead.

Same as above

An undead succubus wooed a two-headed ogre and said, "If you don't promise me, I will be the most miserable person in the world!"

< p>The two-headed ogre said: "If I promise you, ditto."

What the hell

One night, the prophet let his wolf outside to urinate and watch TV He forgot to let the wolf in, and was shocked when he thought of opening the door, because his dog had the neighbor's pig in its mouth, and the pig was already dead.

"Dead wolf! Stinky wolf! Rotten wolf!!" After scolding for a while, the prophet calmly thought about what to do.

He was afraid to tell his neighbors, so he decided to clean up the pigs and put them outside the Beastmaster's base to pretend that nothing was wrong.

So he took the pig to the bathroom and washed away the blood and mud on the pig. He washed it repeatedly and washed it four times before it was clean. Then he dried the pig and combed it for beauty. , it took him a full three hours to get it done, and then he took advantage of the dark night and high wind to put the pig outside the Beast King's base without anyone noticing.

The next day, when he went out for MF, his neighbor Beast King stopped him: "Hey! Prophet, it was really a ghost last night.

"

The prophet broke into a cold sweat and said: "Oh! Yeah? What's up? ”

“My pig died yesterday morning, I buried it, and this morning it was lying in front of my house as usual. . . ”

The first night of the wedding

On the first night of the wedding, the watchman had already put on a beautiful silk nightgown in order to “do business” and lay on the bed in a seductive posture.

But an hour later, the devil was still looking out the window, fully clothed, and the watchman reminded him impatiently: "Why don't you take off your clothes and go to bed? He replied: "Go to sleep first!" Leave me alone because my mom told me that tonight was the most amazing night I could ever see, so now I didn't want to waste a single second of my chance to see the night view. ”

Looking for hair

Juggernaut went to the barber shop to get a haircut. Juggernaut: How much does a haircut cost? Barber: 10 yuan.

Juggernaut: Why is it so expensive! You know, I am almost bald.

Barber: Of course I know. Only 3 yuan out of 10 yuan is for haircuts, and the other 7 yuan is for hair.

Why doesn't the Demon Hunter wear shoes?

The Demon Hunter is barefoot all day long and always wants to buy a pair of shoes. Others tell him that the best shoes are "crocodile" shoes.

The demon hunter went into the water after smelling it, and caught 50 of them back and forth.

Finally, he got tired of it and sighed, "Catch the last one. If it doesn't have shoes on its feet, forget it." \"

DK and the banshee

DK fell in love with the banshee of the tribe and felt extremely happy.

But one day the banshee announced that she had empathized Fall in love with a human paladin.

DK was in pain and shouted in despair, "Why?" \"

The banshee rolled her eyes at him: \"There are two reasons

1. The Paladin’s golden Jacebond is safer

2. And When you were together, I had to pay for every time you used it. \"

Later, DK still didn’t have the habit of buying **, because his girlfriend changed to Naga