Asking for some hilarious attention is a classic quotation of hilarious laughter, which makes you laugh at a glance. What Ceng Xiaoxian said is ok. In short, it is the most hilarious quotation and tex

Asking for some hilarious attention is a classic quotation of hilarious laughter, which makes you laugh at a glance. What Ceng Xiaoxian said is ok. In short, it is the most hilarious quotation and text. The Classic Lines of ipartment —— Quoted from the Little Sage

Time: 2013-02-021:55 Source: Mi Xue Street Author: Smile finishing Click: 203 times.

1. There are plenty of fish in the sea, so why tangle with a garlic.

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together.

Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave Zhan Bo all his brains with a sharp knife.

3. Ceng Xiaoxian: "I have thought of all the advertising words for you!

Since drinking Luffy milk powder, my back is sore, my legs don't hurt, and even my heart has stopped beating! "

4. This is fucking good! This is a lie.

5. haha. . . You learned it in Wudang Mountain when you were driving!

6. Fairy: Yumo, let me remind you that if the key is broken inside, you can give up the right to use the house and the car at the same time.

7. Xiaoxian vs Yumo: Chewing gum ... It is rumored on the Internet that if you eat five pieces together, you can feel full by chewing, and the most important thing is that you won't get fat, which is most suitable for people who are lovelorn!

8. Listen to other people's stories and keep your own tears.

9. Hello, everyone, I am your new little saint and big friend. ...

10. Be careful, I can rest assured. You are greedy, and I am worried. I'm glad you have a heart. You are a playboy, and I am disgusting. I'm sorry for your ingratitude. Bless all my heart, your moon, my heart, and the Spring Festival blessing is sincere.

1 1.Lisa Rong lisa, I curse you for eating only instant noodles and not seasoning packets in your life! !

12. Ha ha ha! Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!

13. Agent A: Be lenient in confession and strict in resistance. Say, what's your name

Fairy: My name is Jackie Chan.

Agent A: Why don't you call Zhen Chen? Put your attitude right and say your name?

Fairy: My name is Zhen Chen. ..... I said, I said, my name is Zeng Ge, my name is really Zeng Ge, you believe me!

14. Zhang Wei: Today is not Chinese New Year. What law stipulates that I will be despised if I don't give a red envelope?

Fairy: The law doesn't stipulate that contempt for you requires your own consent.

15. Yifei: Calm down, calm down. Hasty pot never boils.

Fairy: Well, if you don't worry, tofu will probably be eaten by others!

16. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

17. Yifei: This is a turning point in your life.

Fairy: This is not a turning point, but a breaking point.

18. Xiaoxian: Taking the tomb after death finally made up for the regret of not being able to buy a house before death.

19. Moderator: Do you usually play video games?

Fairy: Occasionally.

Compere: Star or Monster?

Fairy: watch it (then the host sprays water)

20. It turns out that all customs and habits were invented by idle people.

2 1. Don't engage in porcelain without Jin Gangzuan, and don't wear short skirts without golden hoops.

22. Beating people does not advocate hitting the face and hurting self-esteem. We are brothers. As long as you dare to use violence against any of us, the other two of us will call the police.

23. What's the difference between you and direct reincarnation?

24. What she wants to cook is not a dish, but a wife.

25. Fairy: I really didn't know it on purpose. You can format me!

26. "I think you will turn the wedding into an animal carnival-now!" I learned a terrible Niu Jiao.

27. I allow you to walk around in my world, but never allow you to run around in my world!

Let's go to Michelle Street. There are many more.