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Write a composition and play chess
In the evening, dad has nothing to do. So I asked my father to play chess with me. Father couldn't stand my reluctance and had to agree.
At the beginning of the first game, I hit a flat bar first, and my father greeted the horse. I thought to myself: Dad! Dad, what's your plot? I have to kill you. So, my father and I started a bloody battle. But in the middle game, I accidentally took a wrong step and destroyed my strategy. I was slapped with a car and a gun, so I had to give it up to my father. I thought gloomily: What bad luck! It was a careless move and everything was lost. Dad seemed to read my mind and said, "Why don't we have another game?" I said excitedly, ok, ok, great. "
In the second game, I learned the lesson from the last game. I take every step carefully for fear of being eaten by my father's chess pieces. "There are many good things to grind." In terms of layout, I traded my horse for my dad's car, which took the advantage. But dad was so strong that he killed my gun easily. At this moment, my father's car was delivered to my horse's mouth. Ha ha! It's really "I can't find a place to get it, I can get it without effort." Dad saw that the tide was gone and had to give up.
It's so cool to play chess with dad today!
2. Write a composition and play chess with 400 words to help. Today, after finishing my homework, I let my mother play chess.
I am red and my mother is black. A tense chess game began, and my mother and I sat opposite each other.
At first, I took pictures, but today my mother changed her tactics and followed me. I propped it up. My mother and I propped it up together. Then I was a pawn, and my mother followed me.
I used my quick wits to jump on the horse again. My mother didn't dare to follow this time. After ten minutes of fighting, she left the car.
Later, we got off to a two-car taxi driver and a heavy artillery general, and we fought hard. My "car", "horse" and "gun" came out at once, set up the "head gun", hid the "serial horse", attacked before and defended after, and ran around.
On the chessboard dozens of centimeters square, galloping in all directions, invincible, killing my mother step by step back, unprepared. Mother had to dispatch a "car" to guard the bottom line, but it was too late.
Finally, my mother's veteran was surrounded by my "car" and "horse" and had to surrender. My mother praised me happily and said, "the level of chess has improved a lot!" " When I heard this, I couldn't help laughing and saying, "This is all my experience from many wars, and I finally used it today!" "I like playing chess very much, because playing chess can not only train people's thinking, but also cultivate people's will.
In the face of difficulties, as long as you have the courage of "car", the toughness of "horse" and the spirit of "pawn" step by step. The difficulty will be solved.
3. Write an article about playing chess. My family can play chess, even my grandmother knows: "Top gun, vault ..."
Especially uncle, playing chess is really a sleepless night. He won the second prize in the chess match held in the town this spring! I heard that chess can develop intelligence and I really want to learn it. During the National Day holiday, I asked my father to teach me. He thought playing chess would affect his study-I wouldn't let him learn.
So I secretly asked my brother to teach. Where is my brother? Young as he is, he has been playing chess for three years. I'm sure he can play chess in all aspects. My brother agreed, so don't mention how happy I was then. At first, I heard him say, "The horse walks sideways like a square. Pawn no return, two people can't meet each other ... "
He also said that the gun was fired by someone else, and the car was a gun ... I only vaguely heard so much. I started fighting with my brother. In less than five minutes, all my guns were eaten and a car was lost by a horse.
No, my brother broke into the "city wall" again. A car approached my veteran and I couldn't stop. He got closer and closer, and finally the veteran was captured alive ... and lost! In desperation, I pushed away the chess pieces, fiddled with them and shouted, "What bad chess is so difficult, don't learn it!" ..... "Brother eyes a stare:" yo! What kind of anger! If you want to learn chess, you must afford to lose! As the saying goes,' only when you suffer can you be a master!' ..... "I think what is really not as good as my brother! Why am I inferior to him? Yes! Don't steam steamed bread for breath.
In this way, I secretly "apprentice" for half a year. During the summer vacation, I gave my father my report card. My father kept nodding and took the opportunity to put the chess on the table. My father patted me on the back of the head and said, "Good boy, I'm haunting your father this time. Well, I can't wait to kill a few sets. "
He told me that a horse can't walk alone and die in a jump, and that a soldier with a high rank is not afraid to come from the horse and go home with a gun ... I remember it much easier this time, and I studied hard. I think I can do what others can do, and I can do better. In less than half a month, my chess skills improved, I secretly found several masters and had several addictions! Another Sunday, I challenged my brother to avenge his death.
The younger brother said indifferently, "The defeated army is not worth killing." . I was the gun, the horse was the cover, and then I got off and killed his horse. Soon my brother lost his temper.
I whistled and said smugly, "Don't look at me for three days! That might be mine, right? Surrender quickly! Brother. " My brother glared at me, looked at the chessboard carefully again, and considered it for a long time before moving the horse.
"I don't care! My army fought in my brother's barracks and was invincible. I want to kill him and get him out of the water. " The younger brother is also quietly, not busy killing my soldiers, but using "division" and "phase" to protect the veteran from my harm.
I had to redeploy and attack from the right. Just as I mobilized my troops to fight for the first world war, victory was in sight. Unexpectedly, something happened in the rear. My brother, a "pony", quietly came behind me, easily cornered my veteran and caught him.
"Well, what a pity! It was careless to lose Jingzhou ... As for my younger brother, he sighed and said, "What a close call! "At the beginning of the second set, my brother no longer looked down on me.
Hold your breath and fight with me. I summed up the last lesson, not busy attacking, first arranging the rear, taking defense as the attack, and slowly but surely.
My brother is also careful not to kill my general easily. We killed each other, but soon, we separated the high and low.
Most of my main players have been eaten. "It's broken! It is likely to lose to him again. "
I put on a pathetic look and sighed, "Oh, shit, I'm finished. I'm completely finished." The younger brother gained the upper hand, crossed his legs and said in a strange voice, "Brother, you are sure to lose."
Looking at his triumphant appearance, I secretly looked at the war situation. Suddenly I found that he was missing a "scholar" and suddenly remembered his father's words: "Disabled scholars" are afraid of "double cars". I steadied my mind and quickly let elephants and scholars guard the gate and send limited troops to meet the enemy. The two cars coordinated to attack the enemy.
In a short time, my brother's lame man was eaten by my chain of tricks, forcing his "veteran" to kneel. I won, blowing my brother's nose and saying, "It's time to know what your brother can do!" " "The younger brother blushed and said," Brother, you have made rapid progress. "
"Ha ha ha! I learned to play chess. " "Ha ha ha ...".
I will give you the full text of the composition about playing chess. If there is any similarity, you must have copied mine (besides your reward points, there is also my beloved chess). Text: On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, my mother and I went back to my grandmother's house.
For example, during the summer vacation, my little cousin dragged me to the canteen in the village to set out the battlefield. No one has any suspense. I always go first in the first game of chess, and in the past six months, the best weapon I have painstakingly cultivated-the first shot has just exerted its power.
Pull out the gun and jump out of the car. When I was playing chess, I kept talking about something and didn't get off. This is a shit chess game. I saw my cousin unhurriedly jumping two horses in the middle. "The wind curtain horse is really a trick!" "Oh my god, who is so annoying? It's Brother Kobayashi from the store.
But they are all defeated by me, so what's the use of practicing the law, haha. I smiled in my heart. Does he also know that I have learned to be the leader of a serial horse? In fact, how much I want him to connect the jumping side, like a horse protecting the side, a horse guard, another horse guard, and two cannons with elephants. In the words of chess, this is called "Seven Treasures Lotus Tree has Roots". He didn't use this trick, and I-can't I use the trick I've been practicing hard? I don't want to.
Forget it, he has two horses in the middle. I'll be a soldier and the riverside car will hit him. Why, he came out as a pawn again. Oh, well, I'll hit the horse behind your car, one for two, and see what you do. Haha, I'm going to have a baby.
"Be careful, you will lose your car", Brother Kobayashi said! I can't help it, obviously I can hit his horse and elephant. Give me my car back and deliberately make trouble for me, hehehe. I don't care. I gently moved the left cannon under the car and hit his horse. His horse jumped outside and tried to block my car. There is no way out. I drove along the river and tried to eat his horse. Hum, step aside and let me shoot the elephant. Otherwise, a dead horse is a living horse doctor.
"I giggle, I giggle ..." Humming this song that Dad likes, my heart is so beautiful! "If you can't get into the car, it's dangerous to bring more than a dozen guns." Xiao Lin again, defeated by his men. Haha, little guy, I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about it. You haven't driven an elephant. After I ate your chess pieces, I ate both your horses at the same time. Hehehe! I ate his horse for nothing, hehehe.
Eat pawn, vault, eat horse, fly elephant, withdraw car, mount and pedal car. Oh, no, his horse can hang horns and * * *. What should I do? I can't give this car. I only eat one horse, so I will lose this car. This is absolutely impossible. I'm a little anxious.
Immediately, the veteran was invited to the second floor to protect the horse from the enemy's horns. Here comes the cart again. It was really a careless move that lost the game, and the defeat was like a mountain! It's too late to say anything now. I hate that I didn't think carefully about Brother Kobayashi's words. What a fan of the authorities! Look brand-new, cheer up and start the next battle again.
In this story, I quoted a chess piece as follows: Gun Ping 5, Ma Ba Jin 7, Ma Er Jin 3, Ma Er Jin 3, Che Ping 2, Che Jiu Jin 8, Che Yi Jin 4 (river patrol), single player 3 Jin 1, single player 7 Jin 1, single player 3 Jin 1, car 2 Jin 7, single player 7 Jin/kloc. The rest are omitted.
Today, my sister asked me to play chess, and I proudly said, "With you? Come on, watch me kill you. My sister said, "That's not certain. "
I said, "Come on then". My sister and I set out to work, and I thought to myself: If we want to kill her, we have to take her by surprise.
I set up the first shot, concealed the serial horse, then started the cart and rushed to the other side's position. In an instant, I sent her every horse and shot it at the grave.
There is only one of her five soldiers left. I crossed my legs and thought, I almost ate all your money, let alone transferred all my money. How's it going? It didn't leave the water. I'm satisfied with my start.
My sister thinks hard. Suddenly, her eyes lit up. She jumped on the only horse in front of the soldier and tried to stop me from eating her soldier. I thought, is it worth it? A horse and a soldier, who is important? Look, I killed you. When my car ate her horse angrily, her soldiers took my car away.
I thought: Oh, no, I was tricked into luring soldiers. I regret it, but it doesn't help. Therefore, my sister's chess pieces were like a flood that burst its banks, which washed away my chess pieces and washed away my country.
I saw my sister push the cart out, and I will die soon. "Modesty makes people progress, while pride makes people lag behind". What a profound truth! I have many hobbies.
For example, skating, cycling and reading.
Recently, I often watch my neighbor you play chess with your uncle.
I learned it before I knew it Became a little chess fan.
I finished my homework on Saturday. I said to my father, "Dad, let me play chess with you." Dad said, "Well, can you do it?"
Dad agreed. Take out the chessboard and arrange the pieces.
I sat down opposite my father. I'm red and he's black, so I'll go first. I'm "careful with the gun" and he's "taking a photo with the horse". I set a trap and got into the general's car, and I was secretly happy. Who knew that he was admitted to the official position? Alas, my plan was broken by him.
I thought to myself: dad is still awesome and can't be taken lightly. I must be careful. I pulled out another "car" and my father used it against me. I was so anxious that I stamped my feet, but my father sat still and took no time. I patted the back of my head and deliberately set a trap in the back. My father really fell into my trap. You hang up the horse and lead our army, and I'll transfer the old general to the next place. Haha, do you know why I won? Because he gave me a "car" and a "gun", in the future, I will seriously ponder and learn a lot from my master. I must be better than my father.
Today, I played chess with a good friend of mine. At first, he mobilized one soldier and two cannons to cross the river and launched a fierce attack on me with a fierce offensive. The battle I just set up was also taken in by his "crossing the river" and "being taken in".
Ever since I learned to play chess, I have been deeply attracted by this general who can command me. Some people say; "Chess is like a composition,' general' is the central idea of the article,' horse' and' elephant' are words, and' soldier' can only move forward, but when it comes to enemy-occupied areas, it is the most headache for the enemy. Car' is a good word and sentence. "
Today, my chess addiction caught up. Look, I'm playing chess with my neighbor Xiao Pang. Let me report the situation first. We started with the cannon, only to see the enemy jump on the mare, so did we, and the enemy moved the cannon. At this time, we launched a careless battle with the enemy, and the enemy was bombed by our mines. But Xiao Pang smiled and started defensive tactics. Bordeaux Malian ate four soldiers, which is good news from my black soldiers. Just as I was complacent, a gun was slowly moving towards my bordeaux horse. When I was proud, I ate five sons in a row. Suddenly there was a gunshot in the distance, and then my bordeaux horse fell slowly. He closed his eyes as if to say; "Little Lord, give me revenge!"
I launched crazy encirclement and suppression again and again, but they were all solved by Xiao Pang. I ordered my car to kill an Monday morning quarterback, but I was confused by a pony and almost died. At this time, our army has run out of ammunition and food, and the rest of the soldiers are old, weak and sick, but they are all red-eyed lions. When I saw my last son die, I saw that only me and the enemy were saved in this empty battlefield. I regret it very much If only I hadn't attacked them! But there is no regret medicine in the world that can turn back time and space.
In this chess game, I realized that we can't just focus on the front and ignore the back.
6. I learned to play chess composition [I learned to play chess composition] On Saturday afternoon, my mother and I bought a chess set in Dong Tang. It was beautiful and fun. I learned to play chess and write a composition. My mother later found a grandfather who could play chess, and he played a game with me. I lost, so I had to ask him to teach me chess. Soon, I learned to play chess and study. The horse walks in a zigzag pattern. If a horse stumbles in the middle or on it, it can't go forward. Like a horse, it will trip. Just like walking in Tian Zige, the cannon will follow you a few steps, but if you want to hit the enemy, you must fight every minute. As long as there is a child in front of the car, you can call from any distance. I learned to play chess. Shuai and Jiang can't leave. Usually used to protect handsome men and generals. I almost forgot, there are soldiers and pawns. Soldiers and soldiers can only move forward, not backward. As long as they reach the enemy's territory, they can advance and retreat, but they can't retreat. So I brought chess to school for everyone to play, watch and learn. I like the chess my mother gave me very much. I learned to play.
After finishing my homework this evening, my father suddenly turned off the TV and came up to me and said, "Come, let's play a game of chess."
I jumped for joy. The chessboard was set, and my father came first with a gun. I took the horse away without thinking, but the soldier among him hunched forward.
I didn't see any trap, so I followed my train of thought. Walking, he arched the soldiers to my site. I glanced at it casually and didn't find anything unusual, so I ate its chess pieces together. I thought happily: Ha, there is such a good thing in the world, and the chess pieces delivered themselves to the door ... Before I finished thinking, he rushed over and killed an army after waiting for a long time.
I was stunned for a long time. "Well, it is impossible to stop. Nothing for nothing. Let's have another game, "I said unconvinced.
The second game has begun. After careful consideration, I put the gun on the border and my father jumped off the horse at once. I moved the gun to the middle. He immediately messed up the square and sent the horse forward. I had a hearty meal. He quickly mobilized the general "car" to clear the way, and I unhurriedly let another gun charge. He put the car between two soldiers, as if trying to eat one. My playing chess not only enriched my spare time, but also made me understand the truth that "pride goes before a fall".
One day, my father inexplicably bought me a box of chess.
I didn't know how to play chess at that time, so I asked my father with questions. My father taught me patiently: "Horse" and Japanese characters, "Elephant" and Tian Zi ... "Because chess can make your brain more agile and clever, so my father bought you chess to learn it." Under the guidance of my father wholeheartedly, after my own thinking and hard practice, I finally learned to play chess in a few days, from which I felt the fun of playing chess. Then I gradually fell in love with it and was fascinated by it.
One day after dinner, I kept pestering my father to play chess with me. Seeing me in such high spirits, my father put down his newspaper and set the chessboard. The wisdom contest between my father and me is about to begin. First of all, I have been playing chess on my own turf and I am rarely attacked. After playing for more than ten minutes, I have no strength. Just when I gave up in frustration, my father patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't lose heart, there is still a chance to win. As long as you carefully observe and analyze, you can win. Play chess step by step, take one step and see three steps. "
After listening to my father's words, I summed up the previous lessons and began to observe carefully. I found that as long as I put the two pieces in my father's territory together, I can make my father unpredictable with clever moves. I started using this trick. I led the "cannon" in my father's territory to the bottom of the left end of my father's territory. My father didn't find my futile move. He left carelessly. The opportunity has finally come. I quickly rode to the bottom of my father's territory, and the "general" left my father's "handsome" with no way out. Dad found out, but it was too late, and his "handsome" easily gave in. Dad said, "What you did was an afterthought. It's great that you can turn defeat into victory with such clever tricks. " I feel a little proud in my heart. Dad saw this sign and said, "don't be proud, pride makes people fall behind." Playing chess is like studying. Once you are proud, you often fail. "
Gorky once said a classic saying: "People armed with knowledge are invincible." Yes! I armed my chess skills with knowledge and wisdom. My father can hardly beat me at chess now. I want to transfer a lot of knowledge to my mind and make myself a useful person to society. This is what I learned in playing chess.
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