A joke about dragons

Joke story: A dragon descended from the sky.

The May Day holiday is coming, and the boss who has always been stingy is rare and generous, saying that he will organize everyone to play in Yuntai Mountain!

But the next day, everyone waited and waited, and the boss didn't come. Just when he was impatient, his colleague Xiao Zhang was sharp-eyed and suddenly shouted: "The boss's car is coming!" "

I saw the boss's car slowly parked in front of the company. When the boss got off the bus, he pulled a coquettish woman.

Someone asked curiously, "Is this the boss's wife?" Xiao Zhang immediately denied: "I have seen the boss's wife, much older than this." As we all know, Xiao Zhang has been keen to kiss up to the boss and knows him very well.

Suddenly, everyone had a bottom in their hearts: "Look at this age and appearance, then just be a mistress ..."

Only then can we understand that the boss is ostensibly traveling with his employees, but the actual purpose is to hide people's eyes and ears, find an excuse to avoid spying on his wife and secretly see mistress!

While speaking, the boss came with a woman and glanced at the crowd majestically. Everyone was well-advised, and no one asked who that woman was, so they all turned their heads away. Only Xiao Zhang stepped forward and happily helped the boss with his things.

At noon, a group of people came to the hotel at the foot of the mountain by car.

The boss coughed and said, "I have something to do temporarily, so I'm not going to climb the mountain." Then I glanced at the crowd, picked up the woman and left, leaving a group of people standing there dumbfounded.

Without the boss's follow-up, everyone was less constrained and soon climbed to the top of the mountain and had a good time. Suddenly, a cool breeze blew, and the clouds in the mountains became thicker and thicker. Everyone panicked. Is it going to rain?

There is a mountaineer who is doing small business nearby. He said with a smile, "There is fog, so it won't rain." Sure enough, Yuntai Mountain was soon shrouded in fog and became looming, and everyone groped around in the fog.

Xiao Zhang walked alone to the rock and was preparing to watch this rare sea of clouds and fog. Suddenly, something dark and long came! Before he could identify what it was, he heard a strange cry: "There is a dragon flying there!" " "

Everyone gathered quickly and shouted, "It's not true, there are no dragons in the world, they are all imagined by the ancients." But while speaking, the "dragon" flew closer and closer, shuttling back and forth in the dense fog, looming!

"This dragon seems to be golden yellow. This can't be true! " "Nonsense! It must be a trick of the scenic spot to amuse tourists. Don't be fooled! " A group of people are blushing and thick-necked, and no one can convince anyone.

At this time, the mountaineer came to the fence and narrowed his eyes. His look immediately became exaggerated: "It's really a dragon! We have many legends of dragons here. Below this mountain is an undeveloped canyon, and no one will go there to play! " After that, the villagers actually knelt on the ground and started knocking at the door.

Seeing this scene, everyone became more convinced and took out digital cameras and mobile phones to take pictures.

At this time, a colleague grabbed a branch and threw it at the dragon, saying, "I heard grandma say that whoever is infected with the immortal spirit of the dragon will be lucky all his life!" " "Hearing this, everyone quickly found cans and soda bottles and threw them at the dragon like rain!

Surprisingly, the dragon seems to be frightened and gradually flies away. "ah! Don't let the dragon get away, throw a stone! " Xiao Zhang shouted, and he flew away with a whoosh of the stone, hitting the dragon's tail accurately and breaking it!

The injured dragon continued to fly into the distance, flying faster and faster and disappearing into the dense fog.

When we went down the mountain, everyone was tired and sweaty, but they were all excited. They said that they would post the filmed video online, and the number of hits would definitely increase.

When we arrived at the Yamashita Hotel, we were surprised to find that the boss's car had stopped there.

Entering the room, the boss's face was not sweet in the secret tryst, but he was infinitely sad, with several scars on his face. Surprisingly, the enchanting woman also disappeared.

Seeing this scene, everyone retreated to one side, but Xiao Zhang mindlessly handed the phone to the boss and said, "Boss, what a pity! You missed the best moment. I saw the dragon on the mountain and recorded it with my mobile phone. " At this point, Xiao Zhang suddenly stopped and looked behind the boss.

I have been shrugging my shoulders and holding my mobile phone. I don't seem to care about Xiao Zhang's words: "Hey, what a bad day! In order to find a clean place, the two of us specially went to the undeveloped canyon. She wanted to fly a kite on the road, so I bought one. "

"Who knows we just put the kite away. Soon, some immoral tourists threw rubbish on the mountain. We were almost hit, so we must run quickly. Who knows those unscrupulous tourists are chasing and throwing stones? She was frightened and was taken to the hospital ... "Say that finish, she stood up and took out a dragon kite with a broken tail from behind.

Everyone was dumbfounded, looked at each other, scrambling to find an excuse to squeeze out of the room, and scrambling to delete all the "Dragon" videos that had just been regarded as treasures. At this time, Xiao Zhang's timid voice came from behind him: "Boss, give me my phone back ..."

After a moment of silence, the boss's roar broke out in the room, which was also mixed with Xiao Zhang's pleading. ...

Joke Story: Extended Reading of Dragons Falling from the Sky ── The Story of Khrushchev and Pig

Khrushchev likes to pretend to be an agricultural expert. I visited a collective farm and found a sick pig.

The chairman of the farm explained that the pig had been malnourished since childhood and had been raised stiffly. Khrushchev immediately said, take this pig to my house and promise to fatten it back to you two months later. It won't be long before I get better and go home to play with pigs. I decided to get rid of the pig quickly He put the pig in the stroller at night, ready to push it to moscow river and throw it away. But I met mikoyan on the way.

"Comrade Khrushchev, take a walk."

"Ah ... come out for a walk ..."

"Who is this?"

"Oh, it's my ... little grandson."

"I have a look. Oh, what a good boy! He looks just like his grandfather! "

That's it. Please take it.