Funny jokes about men chasing girls.

The boy chased the girl for a long time, and the girl finally agreed to associate! They didn't go home until late after watching the movie that day. The boy tricked the girl into his rental house ... The boy: "Please! Let's sleep! " Girl: "bad guy, you hate it!" " "After a while ... boy:" Please! Let me sleep! "Girl:" Shut up, punk!

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Listen to what my head teacher said: our headmaster passed by the back door of the school one day and suddenly heard a sentence: "I want to take the Oxford exam!" " "The headmaster was touched at once, but I didn't expect such ambitious young people in their school. I decided to see who it was, and suddenly I heard another sentence: "Give me two more strings of big kidneys! ! ! ''

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I came to the door of my alma mater again and remembered what I had studied here: concentration in class, swaying in the examination room, galloping on the court, singing by candlelight and beautiful images in memory. . . At that time, I also worked hard to get where I am today. . . While feeling deeply, a student called me, "Boss, wrap two fried dough sticks!" " ""all right! "

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Once I was in a daze in bed, my father thought I was asleep, so he arranged for me with my mother: "Look at our daughter, she is too lazy." If we get married in the future, the man's family will probably have to add an ancestor. " . . "Mom replied," yes, it's too poor. I feel sorry for our future son-in-law. . . Dad: "That's not true. If anyone can really marry our daughter, it must be because there were too many sins in the last life and it is not worthy of sympathy! " "