Are there any funny jokes? The more, the better.

My father is the headmaster!

My father is the mayor!

Wow, which city?

B: convenience supermarket! ! ! Today, the history teacher told us about War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression for eight years and then asked us a question, what is more difficult than War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression for eight years? There is a phrase "nine-year compulsory education" floating in the corner. ...

3. A lady asked the man on a blind date, "What is your usual means of transportation?" Male answer: "Plane, bullet train." Women like to marry them. After marriage, I found it was a broken bike and asked angrily, "Why did you lie to me?" Male answer: "I didn't lie to you, I said it was a non-motor vehicle!" " "

My 2-year-old son is playing hide-and-seek with my nephew. My nephew is five years old. He told my son to count to 30 and then went to him. He hid in the cupboard and covered himself with clothes! My son couldn't count to 20, so he stood by the wall and thought for more than ten minutes. He just stood there and thought, and then he was stifled by my nephew!

When I was in physical education class in junior high school, physical education class usually ran a lap. The teacher was in high spirits that day and told us a joke. And nobody laughed. The teacher was embarrassed to arrange her hair and said that she would run four laps today. . .

6. My girlfriend's father loves to play with antiques. When he went to her house for the first time, the old man pointed to a wooden box and showed off to me: "Young man, did you see it?" This box is more than 20 thousand. " "Hey uncle, so expensive! Why? . . "Before I finished asking, the old man opened the box and showed me twenty thousand dollars.

7. I just bought six steamed buns, four dollars and eight dollars, and gave them to my boss for five dollars. The boss said there was no twenty cents left, so I'll give you three more convenient bags. I ...

8. The annual meeting of the company hid Crazy 6 in the golden egg. The guy who won the prize smashed it too hard and the screen was broken.

Recently, mom and dad had a cold war and ignored each other. Brought back a pile of dog food for the dog yesterday. Today, my mother opened a bag to feed the dog. The rest is put on the dining table in the living room for my dad to eat as a snack (dad likes to eat my snacks on weekdays). Sure enough, dad came back and silently picked up the bag of dog food …

/kloc-When I was 0/0.5 years old, when I was in kindergarten, there was a girl named He who was very strong. At that time, she said that her grandfather was Chairman Mao and asked us to obey. After she obeyed, her grandfather passed it on to her father as the chairman, and then to the father of the child who had a good relationship with her as the chairman ... We all believed it was really painful, scrambling to buy her snacks with only a few cents, and now we especially want to see this god again.

1 1. At the wedding. . . Stop. . . . The host asked the two newcomers: Who will control the financial power of the family in the future? The two newcomers said in unison: the host and I, when we saw this, said: whoever answers two questions will master the financial power. Let me ask the groom a question first. One catty of cucumber is one yuan and eight yuan. How much is five catties of 42 1 * *? . . . Two seconds later, the groom didn't know. Well, the next question is a bit difficult. He asked the bride: one yuan for a catty of tomatoes, how much for two catties? The bride replied: two pieces, and the whole audience cheered. . . .

Please adopt it. Thank you.