Somebody tell me some jokes.

Classic joke: Imagine how many men meet when a man is pregnant, without shaking hands or saluting, without greeting or smoking, just patting the other person's belly and asking, "How many months?" When is the expected delivery date? "If one day, men can really have offspring in their own bodies. What will our society be like? At that time, even in ordinary families, couples could exchange roles with each other. There are four people in the family. The eldest is born by the mother and the second is born by the father in October. Couples can even get pregnant at the same time if they want. Now that my mother is pregnant, doesn't she often complain that her husband doesn't understand and care? At this time, there is absolutely no need to worry. Any husband can't take care of his wife when he is pregnant, so let him have one himself! The couple will attend the prenatal training class for pregnant women together, go to the hospital for fetal position examination, give prenatal education to their children together, and finally lie in the delivery room to give birth together. By then, there will no longer be "obstetrics and gynecology" in hospitals, but "gynecology", "gynecology", "obstetrics" and "obstetrics" will be divided into men and women like toilets. When the doctor put on gloves, prepared the instruments and everything was ready for delivery, the nurse opened the clothes of the pregnant woman and was shocked-it turned out to be a "pregnant husband". After the child is born, the couple will have confinement together, have maternity leave together, and feed the child together. This last point is still difficult for men, but I believe that at that time, various drugs such as breast milk in the emulsion will emerge at the historic moment and will certainly sell well. When children grow up, they should go to school and be taught. When filling in the application form for admission, it is slightly different. In addition to the columns of father and mother, another producer is needed to show the difference. But when children go to school, they are in trouble at the beginning of the first class. The first new words taught in school are "dad" and "mom". Although it is only two words, no matter how the teacher explains it, the child just doesn't understand. Because for them, there is really no difference between "father" and "mother" at home except their looks. This lesson can only be made up when they grow up and have some understanding of the physiological differences between men and women. Some friends may think I'm full of crap, daydreaming. But please don't forget that society is developing. If a primitive man finds a pair of fashionable streamlined air-cushion sneakers, he may use them to hold food or give them to his lover as a symbol of love, but he may not wear them on his feet. Perhaps at that time, in the street or in our daily life at home, we often met this scene: two men met, did not shake hands, did not salute, did not say hello, did not smoke, just patted each other's belly and asked, "How many months?" "When is the due date?" Or in the early morning, when the couple get up, one says to the other, "Hurry up, we'll be late! We have an appointment to give you a prenatal examination at nine o'clock. " But "that" said unhurriedly to the mirror, "Then wait for me to shave!

Mahaha is driving along a country road with his family. Suddenly, he found a frog crossing the road. Mahaha quickly stopped the car, stepped down and put the frog on the side of the road. The frog thanked haha very much and promised to realize haha's wish. So Maha said to the frog, "There will be a dog selection competition next week, and I want my dog to win the first place." The frog asked to see the dog, and Ma Haha took the dog out of the car. The frog saw that the dog was stupid and fat, and it only had three legs. "I'm afraid this wish is difficult to realize. You'd better change your wishes! " The frog said guiltily. "Well, let my wife win the first prize in the next beauty contest!" Mahaha demanded. The frog let Mahaha's wife get off the bus, looked at it and said, "Can I see that dog just now?"