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Hulu xiehouyu

Xiehouyu is an important part of Chinese vocabulary, which is deeply loved by the broad masses of people for its unique structure, vivid expression and interesting expression effect. Generally, it consists of two parts, the first part is an image metaphor, like a riddle, and the second part is an explanation and explanation, like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. In a certain language environment, you can understand and guess the original intention by saying the first half sentence and "resting" the second half sentence, so it is called two-part allegorical saying.

It's like putting it in the dust-it's stuck.

Lame Li Er's gourd-I don't know what medicine is inside.

A limping gourd-I wonder what medicine is in it.

Gourd after autumn-thick-skinned

Gourd on the vine-not good-looking.

Break the gourd and ladle-you can't catch anything; I didn't catch anything

A gourd covered with branches and walls-it will roll down sooner or later.

Put a gourd on the cow's back-unstable; Had to fall.

South claw seedling climbing gourd-tangled

Seedless gourd-the road can't walk out; Can't pour it out

A gourd without a stem-can't catch the handle; Can't grasp the handle

A gourd without a long mouth-wordless

An unfinished gourd-can't catch it.

Oil sellers don't carry gourds-they sell with gourds in their hands.

Selling sugar-coated haws-strings of red; Blow up in one breath

Ants are packed in gourds-touch them.

The gourd falls into the well-it falls at the bottom of the well and floats on it; Fall to the bottom and float on it.

The wind gourd makes a thumping sound-it shakes.

Gourd in Li Tie-I don't know what medicine to sell.

The old gourd climbs the seedling-the longer it is pulled, the longer it is.

The wolf bites the gourd head-no one tastes it; Nobody smells it.

Bo Kan, a gourd seller.

A sawed gourd has no tongue.

Saw gourd-silent; Two scoops; keep silence

A mouthful of gourd-be careful

The gourd in the well-it looks deep, but it is actually floating.

Then the gourd digs the seeds-one less.

Step on the gourd-swing leisurely

Gourd on the shelf-hanging there

Gourd wrapped glutinous rice-easier to put in than to pour out

Pumpkin on Cucurbit Seedlings —— An Anecdotal Story in the World

Gourd in the water-speak hesitatingly; Floating; enrich one's family

The gourd goes down to the well and floats on the well.

Gourd head into the water-not heavy; lose balance

The gourd head is climbing the roof-rolling to both sides

Gourd head across the river-not heavy

The gourd head falls into the well-it doesn't sink; Float on it

There are red flowers on the gourd vine-this is something I have never seen before.

Guateng bears fruit-there are all kinds of wonders.

Ye Er, the worm on the gourd vine, all fell together.

Cucurbita moschata; die

The gourd was pulled into the vine-even the file.

The gourd floats without handle-broken hammer

Gourd vines and pumpkin vines are intertwined-inseparable; Difficult to solve

Gourd falls into the water-speak hesitatingly; Dak

Catch cricket in the gourd-don't run; Cann't run away

The gourd is full of water-for the mouth; Not a drop leaks.

There is water in the gourd, which is watertight.

Cut vegetables in the gourd-you have the ability to leak water.

Selling medicine in the gourd-I don't know the details; I don't know what to do.

What medicine is sold in the gourd-I don't know the details.

Looking at the map in the gourd-confused

Water in the gourd-speak hesitatingly

Guess the medicine in the gourd

A gourd shell hanging around your neck-asking for trouble

A gourd shell hanging around your neck-asking for trouble

Cucumber gourd

Gourd shelves fall together-can't tell, the reason is unknown.

The gourd ditch pulls the cart-it can't be wrong.

Gourd bee's nest-many minds

The white rice of Huludun-no mistake; Not rough

The gourd fell into the water-floating below; Not heavy; Used at the end of a rhetorical question that begins with … is it or is it not?

The gourd falls into the well-it doesn't sink; Used at the end of a rhetorical question that begins with … is it or is it not?

The gourd fell into the well-it couldn't reach the sky or the ground; Not heavy; Used at the end of a rhetorical question that begins with … is it or is it not?

The gourd falls into the well-it doesn't sink; Don't take advantage; Used at the end of a rhetorical question that begins with … is it or is it not?

The gourd fell into the wrong deep well.

The gourd fell into the well-it didn't sink; Used at the end of a rhetorical question that begins with … is it or is it not?

Gourd and watermelon seedling-I can't tell them apart.

A gourd does not break a gourd ladle-a complete fool

Guan Gong has a gourd hanging around his neck-blushing and thick neck.

Boil zucchini with dog's tail-that's not the taste.

Next year's gourd-don't open the gourd ladle.

Pick up the ladle in the jar-pour cold water on it.

While turning the gourd, he turned the Pingpu back on his word.

Pick up the ladle-throw cold water on it

Wax gourd climbed up the gourd; dispute

Wax gourd climbed onto the gourd-tangled.

Pull the gourd, pull the gourd-grab whatever you meet; talk nonsense

East knot gourd and west run frame-turn around

Press the gourd in the east and the gourd in the west-catch whatever you meet; Grab anything you touch.

Hanging gourds-they are all white elephants.

Point the gourd head-it won't knock out.

The ground gourd is not called the ground gourd-small lotus root; Xiaoer

Pour water into the gourd-speak hesitatingly

Eat candied haws backwards-big head at the back; The big one is in the back.

Break the gourd and spill oil-nothing; misfortune

Talk about gourds.-talk about it.

Blow candied haws-good mouth blowing.

Candied haws and bamboo sticks-throw them away after eating.

Pumping melon seedlings and climbing gourd-entanglement

Eat Sugar-Coated Berry-string them together.

Eat a gourd and forget to fade-ingratitude

Sugar-coated haws are in the factory-strung.

The gourd that strides forward-it is urgent to open the gourd ladle.

Gourd grows in the grass nest-you are old before you come out; Grow old before the sun rises.

Grass breeds gourd-you get old before dawn.

Gourd grows on the grass tree-you are old.

Grass gourd-decline before you get old

Step on the rotten gourd and drop two spoonfuls-you should.

No gourd, no gourd-two different things.

Ice pond gourd-string by string

Shut up, gourd.-Empty stomach

Closed gourd-fasting

Don't open the gourd ladle-idiot.

Don't open the gourd ladle-dead brain.

The gourd on the top of the pagoda-first-rate.

The gourd on the half rock-how can there be such a species?

Pull the gourd to dig-dig one less.

Don't pull down the gourd-don't leak oil.

August gourd-it's time to take it off the shelf

August gourd-it's time to take it off the shelf

Draw a gourd ladle-dig one and lose one.

Take off the gourd-squeeze it all.

Draw a gourd ladle-attend to one thing and lose another.

Press the gourd to float the ladle-regardless of the head and tail.

Press the gourd float ladle-one by one.

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-one goes down and the other comes up.

Down again-up.

It belongs to sugar-coated haws-strung.

Gourd gourd ladle with pig mouth-deficiency in the interior; Lack of rationality

Draw a gourd ladle-copy it completely

Draw a gourd ladle-do as usual (metaphor simple imitation without change. )

Draw a gourd ladle-completely copy; the same as before

A gourd sees two spoons-a pair.

Blind people pick gourds-follow the path.

Stealing pumpkins and picking gourds-two don't delay; It's convenient for both sides.

Iron gourd-strong outside and hollow inside

The medicine in Tie Guai Li's gourd can't cure his own disease. )

Gourd in Tie Guai Li-I don't know what medicine to sell.

Iron gourd-it is difficult to speak; It is not easy to speak; Not enlightened; Difficult to understand

Mr. Shugua's gourd-there's a ghost in his stomach

Gourd hanging in the water-swinging on both sides

Water into the gourd-speak hesitatingly

The ladle in the water tank will not sink.

Press the gourd in the water tank-it won't fit.

The sun cracks the gourd-starting to understand.

Gourd on the wall-roll on both sides

The gourd on the wall is top-heavy.

Pumpkin seedling climbing gourd-tangled

My head is a gourd-dizzy.

The mouse steals the gourd-the big head is behind; The big one is in the back.

The old gourd climbs the seedling-the longer it is pulled, the longer it is.

The gourd on the shelf-hang it up; death by hanging

Pumpkin seedlings are covered with pumpkin seedlings-they can't be pulled out clearly; Harass someone with unreasonable demands

Pumpkins on gourd vines-impossible; Miracles abound; The most absurd story

The gourd is on the shelf-it's hanging.

Gourd gourd ladle-deficiency in the interior

Gourd gourd ladle fishing jiaozi-no leakage; Not a drop leaks.

Gourd vines wrapped around pumpkin vines-inseparable

The gourd falls into the pond-swaying; Speak hesitatingly

Glutinous rice in gourd-easier to get in than to get out

Look at the sky in the gourd-I don't know why.

The gourd shell hangs on the beam-it can't reach the sky or the ground.

This gourd has been sawed. It has no mouth.

Twist the gourd, twist the cattail leaf fan-renege.

Wax gourd money is on the gourd-bastard

East pull gourd, west pull gourd-left and right pull.

Sugar-coated haws-a string.

Compared with gourd painting gourd ladle-can't walk.

Boiled gourd with stick-face-Hu

Knocked over the gourd and spilled oil-don't stop until you do it.

Idiot gourd-fool

Dig seeds by gourd-dig one less.

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-no matter the end.

Lotus xiehouyu

Hou Yu is a special language form created by working people in China since ancient times. This is a short, humorous and vivid sentence. Now it's the Lotus Xiehouyu compiled by Bian Xiao for you. I hope it helps you. 1, Saussurea involucrata is not afraid to move against the sun; Not afraid of freezing

2, blind lotus seeds are bad.

3. Beating the lotus on Wang Xiangtai is a ghost who doesn't know how to die; A ghost who doesn't feel dead

4. Sing the ghost of Lotus Waterfall on the platform on the way home.

The lotus root in the pond is rooted.

6. Dead lotus roots are rare in the world.

7, dead lotus will have lotus roots, which is rare in the world.

8. You can speak like a lotus.

9. It is enough to dig a well in Shuilian Village.

10, Sakyamuni Buddha is the last straw under the lotus stage.

1 1, Shen Menglian sees Luhe and a post of medicine.

12, it is even worse to eat lotus root in the dark every year; Lotus is better than lotus.

13, the three-inch golden lotus walks and swings around.

14, the bitterness of lotus seeds and coptis chinensis.

15, lotus seeds are bitter; bitter taste

16, the heart of lotus seed is bitter, and the belly of pear is sour; Perinatal intra-abdominal acid

17, lotus seeds are not called lotus seeds; Tease; Tease; fight

18, lotus leaves are not filled with water; No happiness; No marijuana

19, the water drops on the lotus leaves are not accounted for; Don't stick

20, lotus water is not straight.

2 1, lotus seeds are not called lotus seeds; Lotus Plumule

22. Take a bath under the shower head and rush people; Charge people

23. There are many minds growing under the shower head.

24. Lotus is heart-to-heart; Spouse; Paired lotus root

25, lotus seeds are intimate; bluntly

26. The lotus stalk is completely broken; The extramarital affair is broken; How to break the wire as you want; Think what you want; Private judgment; Broken wire

27. The lotus stalk keeps hitting people; A continuous event

28. Lotus root seems embarrassed and polite.

29. The air in the lotus root cave is semi-impassable.

30. The lotus root hole is blocked by the wind.

3 1, lotus root fried bean sprouts hook up; hook

32. The lotus root is not cut at both ends.

33, the lotus stalk breaks the stalk; Think as much as you want.

34. Lotus water is spotless

35. Jiaozi in the lotus pond is whimsical; Too much water; There is too much water.

36. Lotus is in pairs; Lotus in pairs

37. Lotus clasps its legs, feels angry and doesn't care about things.

38. Spit lotus and eat more lotus roots.

39. Beggars are poor and happy when they sing lotus flowers

40. Beggars are poor and happy when they sing lotus flowers.

4 1, the lotus on the soles of feet is born step by step.

42, burning lotus temple temple disaster; Miaozai

43, burning red lotus temple temple disaster; Miaozai

44. The lotus is broken in the fire.

45. The lotus root in the live shrimp pot went into the cave and died.

46, live Jinlian decoction secretly poisoned

47. Lotus bears no fruit and has no face; There are no lotus flowers

48. The lotus root hole worm boiled to death and died when it came out of the hole.

49. The howling dog won the lotus lantern and hit the immortal.

50. The lotus planted in the jar died; Lotus root is dead

Monkey's two-part allegorical saying

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form created by working people in China since ancient times. Let's take a look at the following two-part allegorical saying about monkeys! Monkey's two-part allegorical saying

The monkey climbed to the top of the tree.

The monkey's ass can't sit still

The monkey's ass is naturally red.

The monkey's ass was stung by thistle.

The monkey hit him with a stick.

The Monkey King made a scene in heaven.

Monkeys wear gloves. They are all hands.

Neither the monkey picked up the ginger to eat nor the monkey threw it away.

Monkeys sing big plays and fooling around.

Monkeys steal coptis and ask for it.

Monkeys don't climb trees and play gongs a few times.

The monkey had a good time fishing for the moon.

Monkeys eat walnuts and smash them all.

It's not like a monkey pulls a bow.

Monkeys punch with small gestures.

The monkey held the watermelon in his arms.

Monkeys climb cherry trees, and rough people eat flour and rice.

The monkey wears glasses and pretends to be gentle.

The monkey rode on the tiger and finished.

The monkey dressed up as a good man.

A monkey with a golden crown.

The monkey climbed to the top of the flagpole.

The little monkey stood on his head, his tail cocked up.

Little monkey pulling pear top cow

Little monkeys scratch their heads when they eat Chili peppers.

Little monkey steals pumpkins and rolls around.

The little monkey flew away in a rocket.

The little monkey looked at the orchard happily.

The little monkey climbed up the bamboo pole and jumped up and down.

The little monkey is playing with a big knife and slashing wildly.

The little monkey looked in the mirror and got carried away.

Two-part allegorical saying _ classic two-part allegorical saying

Two-part allegorical sayings _ A complete collection of classic two-part allegorical sayings and answers 1

1, the eldest girl gives birth to her first child, the chicken wears a coat and the dog wears a hat, and the devil wears prada.

3. Pay off the house payment and live.

It is a strange thing that the sun pours on the western hills.

5. Tiger shooting relies on hard bow (skill)

6. Locusts eat crops underground.

7. The tortoise rolled and crawled with watermelon.

8. Almonds with bitter blisters are bitter (people)

9. Old pig goods on the butcher knife

10, wooden skull got a knife and didn't remember the pain.

1 1, after cold current, warm current, cold wave and hot air (cynicism)

12, ducks are far behind camels; Far from it.

13, riding a donkey with a book, we'll see.

14, the police dog's nose is really sharp (treacherous)

15, iron fork brush hard to find slag (bifurcation)

16, fresh lotus flowers in July.

17, two cows fight hard.

18, the actor appeared in black and pink.

19, which means that the cow is Maxinkou orpiment; deceive oneself as well as others

20, glass socks, glass shoes (barefoot)

2 1, the grass roots on the mountain are hard.

22, donkey head and horse face

23, the back stone will not begin to understand.

24, crooked mouth story oblique (evil) said

25. Crying in the mourning hall is another sad thing.

26, a knife on the ball to discourage; Cann't get hard

27, covered in sores, no skin.

28. "Hundreds of Surnames" lacks a second surname.

29. The blue sky is thunderous and earth-shattering.

30. Woodpeckers are good at cutting wood.

3 1, the stone falls deeper and deeper.

32. The dew on the grass tip does not last long; Cann't stay

The biggest lazy boy and the second lazy boy never do it.

34. Shishi rice soup is dripping.

35. Yang Bailao takes refuge during the New Year.

Hanging your hair on the clock is a close call

37. scabies on the head

38. When the tin can hits the glass bottle, it is unintentional and empty.

39, driving without a whip.

40. The hungry dog fell into the toilet and had a full meal; just right

4 1, the anger on the tip of the knife will not live long; Not long.

42. The Dragon Prince also came to join in the fun to carry water.

43. Guanyin Bodhisattva relies on everyone to carry her sedan chair.

44. Dogs bite their butts (for sure); Take a bite (set)

45, fish hanging on the branches, one by one, four feet helpless.

46. yue longmen, a carp, was lucky and worth a hundred times.

47. The fish in the sea have experienced many storms.

48. Elevator failure dilemma; Up-down dilemma

49. Weasels have more mice than a generation.

50. Yue Bai the weasel, playing tricks.

5 1, the mouse is familiar with the pot.

52. Mutton eaten in a wolf's mouth cannot be spit out.

53. Two pockmarked people have many ideas about getting married.

54, the nose is too big to open the mouth; Difficulty in opening mouth: Difficulty in opening mouth.

55, stuttering Huanglian painstakingly

56. I don't know what Wu Dalang meant by shooting ducks.

57. Prepare cotton-padded jacket in early June.

58. I can't hear you when I go to the opera with the radio on; I can't hear anyone.

Looking forward to the moon for 59 or 30 nights is hopeless.

Xiehouyu and answer 2

60. Beggars are wandering in the street. 6 1. Gao Shou, the guard on the rostrum (hand)

62. The plum blossom in the twelfth lunar month is proud of frost and snow

63. Sorghum stalks are difficult to support into columns.

64, see wheat is not divided into leeks.

65. Wet willow makes a curved bridge

66. Have a good time eating magpie eggs.

67. The kite landed in the thorn [thorn] forest and tangled; Involved

68. Bamboo has long had the right to make trouble.

69. The world is as black as a crow

70, bats at night.

7 1, the waves in the sea are magnificent.

72. Catching chickens on the roof is unpredictable.

73. The tiger's ass can't be touched

Zhuge Liang used an empty plan as a last resort.

75. The yellow sand in the East China Sea can't stand the wind and waves.

76, the old toothless porridge toothless (shame)

77. Holding the intestines and hanging the stomach can't help worrying people.

78. Walking with a mirror on your back is not afraid of future generations laughing.

79, castrated cock don't crow (mention)

80. A crow dressed as a peacock is neither fish nor fowl.

8 1, the plane cabin extended a slap to the master.

82. antique furniture in the hall

83. Where the mountain sings the folk songs, say that.

84. Empress Guangxu, under Cixi, has a position but no right.

85. Light tea and rice are not popular all day.

86. Mr. South Guo Can will not pretend to play; Pretend to be a member of the ensemble ― just make up the numbers.

87. Buying a horn is airtight.

88, terrifying look in the mirror in ghosts; Phantom stage

89. It's never too late to mend.

90. The ship leaks into and out of the ship; gone for ever

9 1, narrow-minded in Menxia Street

92. Love to buy red and green pigments.

93. Scorpions with long tails are covered in poisonous water.

94. Two people sing a song on the stage.

95, eating a bowl is poor; niggard

96. It is worthwhile for boatmen to rent a boat to visit the West Lake.

97. It's not easy to catch a mountain empty-handed.

98. Choose goods from department stores.

99, duck ass loves to be warped: sleek; Round and slippery.

Xiehouyu and answer three

100, mechanical adaptation, 10 1, holding dry wood to put out the fire won't help.

102, the writing is out of line.

103, glass lanterns are bright inside and outside.

104, when I met the heavenly queen, I asked my elder sister-in-law to climb up and kiss her.

105, Zhuge Liang hid in the corner of the door; I am secretly calculating my own gains and losses.

106, the house finch becomes a phoenix, and it becomes more and more beautiful.

107, the leaves are falling, covering your head too carefully; Too careful.

108, the rivet on the iron plate didn't run away.

109, straw bag with wheat straw pillow

1 10, the smiling turtle can't see its ugliness.

1 1 1. The pines and cypresses on the mountain are evergreen all the year round.

1 12. A farmer with a dragon hidden in the grass produces talent.

1 13, camels walk with their heads held high; Step by step

1 14, the belly of water chestnut is real.

1 15, sorghum rises in millet fields; Stand out from others.

1 16. The bicycle tire is flat and burst; Burst of anger: discouraged

1 17, lost in the virgin forest, unable to tell the difference between east, west, north and south.

1 18, step by step, step by step, stair board.

1 19. Jumping into the Yellow River with your eyes open, you are desperate.

120, the axe under the bed is very powerful.

12 1, it's hard to say.

122, a mad dog ate the sun and didn't know how much.

123, eat dates without spitting out the core and swallowing them.

124, sandalwood as bending material for toilet (only)

125, Lou Rat has a guilty conscience.

126, sheep called wolf baa (slowly)

127, the foundation position of cobblestone cushion wall is unstable; Unstable; The foundation is not firm; instability

128, Jin Gangzuan deeply scratched tofu.

129, Cao Cao is a meritocratic person.

130, the dutiful son eats tofu, both inside and outside are white.

13 1, Lu Ban's frown is unique.

132, the giant salamander doesn't look like it has entered the tree from left to right.

133, swallowing elephants in dreams is ambitious; Too ambitious

134, the chef tells the truth

135, roses have many thorns.

136, throw a bone into the dog's mouth.

137, toad wants to eat swan meat wishful thinking; Indulge in the wildest fantasies

138, the cover is acted by hot air and cold air as a bellows.

139. The red-eyed mouse eats inside and crawls outside the oil pan.

140, the radish will freeze (move) in three or nine days.

14 1, urgent stamps are urgent.

142, red eye on eyebrows

143, the patient put in the coffin is hopeless.

144, the grasshopper tied to the line can't escape.

145, crossing the Pacific Ocean

146, the machine is suitable for the bridle of cattle.

147, duck dead goose top.

148, Nanshan Leopard, Beihai Jiao is ruthless and fierce.

149, killing the fat pig on the stool will not live long; Die in front of your eyes

150, calf coquetry, contradiction