There's a joke called "Top Ten Movies You Must Have Seen", but it's all funny. ! ! !

Part 1: The seven-foot man was killed and became a dwarf. Spoony women still live together-Detective Conan

The second part: shameless children talk nonsense all day, taking pleasure in flirting with older women all day-crayon Shinchan

Part III: Ecstasy! The woman in white plays with five boys all her life! -Saint. Saint

Part IV: Children's hydrocephalus, Father's brain atrophy, and the happy life of disabled father and son-big head son and small head father.

Part V: Self-improvement! Robot Cat, the Technological Innovation Invention of Fingerless Teenagers

Part 6: Biological parents become animals, and underage girls are forced to sell themselves to the bath center-Spirited Away.

Part VII: Different natures, unknown creatures, deep in the jungle, wits and wits, abnormal old men and women-Smurfs.

Part eight: sensational! Short-sighted girls have separate heads! -Alalei

Part 9: Disabled people will fly out of the sky with arms implanted with steel plates-Astro Boy.

Part 10: Two young men, poor and ambitious, travel around the world in their underwear-Haier brothers.

Part 1 1: what is repeated degeneration? Sad love story of teenage boy-garbled 1/2

Part 12: Naughty children get revenge for killing precious animals and die-what a big sea!

Parts 13: Surprise! The evil mother tried to kill her daughter, Qi! The corpse becomes a lover-Snow White;

Part 14: Every episode takes the heroine away, and every episode shoots the hero out-the dinosaur Tejikesai.

Part 15: shocked! The demolition office frequents Tokyo! -Altman:

Part 16: The sword refers to the sky, and the underage pure female middle school students staged the unfinished dog-Inuyasha.

Part 17: childhood stories of manic psychosis and amnesia-blindness and unhappiness

Part 18: Men eat inferior canned food by mistake, and after eating it, they are extremely violent-Popeye.

Eight bare-chested men bullied a scantily clad young woman-Huluwa.

Part 20: Four animals fight evil forces to the end in order to protect a woman-Ninja Turtle.

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I revisited Transformers 1 and 2 on Sunday, but I still want more. Before going to bed at night, I went to play with the movie version of Optimus Prime toy that I bought for 599 yuan. After playing for half an hour, I wanted to sleep, so I put it under the bed. ...

I woke up in the sun on Monday morning, damn it! I forgot to turn off the alarm clock at the weekend and overslept! A grass carp jumped out of bed quickly. Stop! I hurt my foot. I stepped on Optimus Prime and made a cut. Distressed, the 599 ocean is broken! There is no time to be silent, so simply stop the bleeding and dress up, and then go to work quickly. .............

I was still late. Although my feet really hurt, I had to pretend to be worse to cover up the fact that I was late. So my brother grinned and limped into the office, and everyone looked up at him. Sure enough, someone asked, "Why are you late today?" Brother painfully squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "My Optimus Prime is broken ..." Before I finished, everyone had looked at my crotch curiously! The previous questioner said simply, "It's all broken, and you still insist on coming to work!" " ! ! "