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How to humorously translate the classic joke "Big data is like teenage sex"

what do we compare big data to? First night of high school students! Ask everyone, who had their first night in high school? Everyone who raises their hands has the potential to make big data. Now everyone is discussing big data, just like high school students are discussing sex. Have you ever done it? No one has done it, everyone thinks that they have done it, and everyone claims that they have done it. This is a very interesting thing. It is very appropriate to use this as a metaphor for big data.

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