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There is a kind of "pit baby" named after his father, and the child is named "Gu De Mao Ning". Netizen: The name of the second child has been taken.

A name is a "business card" of a person's life, which shows how important a name is to a baby. So when the baby is born, naming the baby becomes the top priority.

However, some parents make a lot of jokes when naming their children. For example, this father named Gu actually named the baby "Gu's Mao Ning", which is really not good.

The father named Gu came from Zhejiang. Because his baby was born around 7: 00 in the morning, Gu's father had a brainwave and named the child "Gu's Mao Ning" directly, just like his English pronunciation was very good in the morning.

After Gu's father named it, he found that its name was really talented, but the name was opposed by his grandmother.

But Gu's father thought the name "Gu's Mao Ning" was pleasant to listen to and easy to remember, so he compromised with his grandmother.

After this name was seen by netizens, everyone was sweating for this child. I don't know if the baby is happy or sad about such a name when he grows up.

Some netizens even ridiculed: "Gu Dad, the name of your second child has been chosen, named Gu De Fu Yining, and the third child is simply called Gu Debai ~"

The netizen's brain hole is so big that even the names of children's brothers and sisters are picked up conveniently. In fact, many parents like to give their babies a "four-character" name now. Why?

1) is more convenient to remember.

When many parents give their children four-word names, it is mainly to make them easier to remember, such as "Qufu Justice, Huangfu Military Academy, the glory of the king" and so on. Such a catchy name is not only easy for parents to remember, but also more convenient for others to remember.

2) It looks different

When parents name their baby, they not only want it to be easy to remember, but also want the child's name to have its own characteristics. With a four-word name, the features will be very distinctive ~

3) Parents are only children.

Other parents name their children because they are both only children. After having a baby, everyone wants the child to take his surname, so there is a compound surname.

Basically, the first two words are father surname+mother surname, followed by the child's name.

4) Parents are very loving.

Another situation is that parents are very loving, and then secretly show their love in the baby's name, making the child's name unique and highlighting the good feelings of both parents.

1. Avoid using uncommon words as names.

In order to give the baby a "first and only" name, many parents began to look up words in the dictionary and find words that ordinary people don't know as names. It looks unique and cultured, but it's actually embarrassing.

Children are likely to be called by teachers and classmates because of their names, or some teachers simply don't call their children's names to avoid embarrassment, which will greatly affect their learning, so uncommon words should be avoided.

Step 2 avoid homophonic names

Some parents like to give their children names that are homophonic, which makes them make a lot of jokes, such as "Xiong Chumo, Zhao Qingfu". The names are nice, but they are awkward to read.

Therefore, parents should look at the baby several times after naming it. If there is a homonym, it still needs to be revised.

3. Avoid using popular words as names.

Nowadays, parents in this era especially like "Zi Xuan, Zixuan, Zixuan, Zi Han and Zi Han". The names are really nice, but there are too many people calling them, so in order to avoid high repetition rate, parents had better not choose these popular names.

4. Avoid using too many strokes for names.

There are also some parents who like to name their children with many strokes, such as "Zixi". Boy, that's not a last name. It's a nightmare for the baby, so parents should save too many names ~

Many people have four-word names, so some people are curious. How many words can I type as my name in the household registration book at most?

According to the regulations, in addition to the names of ethnic minorities, the names in the household registration book must be two or more words and six or less words, that is to say, the household registration book can type up to six words.

Welcome to discuss

What names of "pit babies" have you seen?