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Why are legs the hardest to lose weight and the easiest to gain weight?

Gillian, the woman whose life was ruined by Guan Xi, is a typical ugly leg.

As a sister, the most terrible thing is not the thick legs, not the short legs, but the ugly legs. For example, if you have two og-shaped legs, damn it, it's basically over. You can only read all the short skirts and hot pants pencils in the world.

Next to the type 0 leg is a muscular calf, such as Gillian.

I once read a report that she tried various methods, but her calf muscles were really ugly. She tried to hit her leg with a face-lifting needle. What are the main components of face-lifting needle? Botox? She said that shortly after the fight, the calf muscles became smaller with the naked eye, but the muscles were weak. I dare not think about it. My legs are getting soft when I walk, as if there is a joke about fudge.

Even if you have the money to get Botox, you can't go shopping if you get Botox every six months. What's the fun of life?

Many videos will teach you how to develop two beautiful legs, various movements and various creams. You only need to persist for a month, and you will understand that this is a fucking lie.

There are also slimming clothes, skinny clothes and legs that are sold online. As long as you try to buy them and use them, you will understand that they are all fucking deceptive.

There are always some things in this world that have been shaped since you came into this world. You can't change them, you can't change them, and forced change will pay a huge price.

Like the shape of your leg muscles. You have a fairy face, but tangled thighs and calves. Basically, you can only go to the forest department. You should wear a long cotton and linen dress and never show your legs.

It doesn't exist either. Legs are the easiest to gain weight, and everyone is different. Some people gain weight in their stomachs, some gain weight in their faces, some gain weight in their backs, and some gain weight in their breasts? (wtf, this is my dream), I get fat when I get fat. This is the genetic code.

If your legs are in good shape, no matter whether you are fat or thin, your legs are straight. No matter which way you lose weight, your legs will not change. The shape and distribution of muscles.

Finally:

I'm going to take pictures, aha ~

Sorry, I deleted the photo. Ah, ha ha ha. I help you find a beautiful leg.

Oh yeah ~ ~ ~ Two furry legs on the shoulder! ! ~

Actually, sister, everyone has everyone's pain. The sage said: no one is perfect. In other words, normal human beings have shortcomings. If life is not satisfactory, is it particularly unlucky? No, that's how people live, with more pain and less happiness, so they know how to cherish happiness and happiness. If happiness comes easily and is at your fingertips, it is not chaos.

A little imperfect, a little annoying. This is the real life. If the legs look good or not, people will love you, and the lame donkey will be worn out.