Who has a joke that can provide hot springs? speed

Many years ago, a large group of high school students went to the east to attend the graduation ceremony. Everyone thought that they were about to enter the intensive "preparation" joint examination period, so they decided to party all night on this last trip.

Only two girls in the class didn't want to go, so the whole class went on a night outing, and only two of them stayed in a hotel. A and B decided to take a shower before everyone else did, so as to avoid a bunch of people coming back and crazy "traffic jam", so A took a shower first. Generally, the bathrooms in hotels are not big, not to mention the East a few years ago. There is only one door in and out except the transom. In the fog and transpiration, a woman accidentally saw a figure in the mirror and thought it was her own shadow, only to find that the shadow was more and more like a motionless face smiling at herself. Students of this age must have heard many strange stories, and a woman is no exception. She is still underestimating her enemy: "It won't be like this." I really met myself ... "Concentrate, don't look in the mirror at all, wash it hastily in the shortest time, and rush out of the bathroom immediately.

Of course, when a girl came out, she was the first to tell girl B. Girl B laughed and said that she had heard too many ghost stories on weekdays, and she was just suspicious. She was completely indifferent and went to take a shower.

Everything seems calm, just like at home. Girl B also said to classmate A who was washing clothes outside: "Nothing! I see you, scare yourself! After that, I sang "The Story of Hot Springs" ... This small town in the east is really kind. People's lives are simple and regular, and the scenery and climate in the east are quite comfortable. It should be good to come to the East for a few days occasionally ... Girl B is intoxicated with her wonderful plan; But for a while, I gradually felt that someone was watching her. Except for the transom and the door, the small bathroom is well closed. After a while, Ms. B finally found a figure staring at her in the bathroom mirror, and the face in the mirror became clearer and clearer. Ms. B suddenly turned around and found no figure, but her face in the mirror smiled coldly. She couldn't help but force herself to open the door, but as we often hear stories, she couldn't open it. ..... ",my heart almost jumped out, but I couldn't open my mouth. B finally couldn't help exclaiming and fainted. .....

After so many years, the hot spring village in the east is still popular with tourists, and some small hotels still have groups of students in the tourist season. This little "adventure" is still circulating among many young students.

2. A rheumatic patient asked the manager, "Is the spring water here good for your health?

Will my illness be relieved after taking a hot spring bath? "

"Let me give you an example," said the manager. "Last summer, an old man came, stiff.

To take a wheelchair, he lived here for 1 month and rode away without paying the bill! "