This is a cold joke.

1, first put the notebook on the table, and then put your chin on the notebook. Well, this is my gift to you!

2. Beauty Asking for directions: One day, a beautiful woman asked me for directions on the road. I swear I have never seen such a beautiful girl, and I don't know whether I am nervous or carried away by excitement. I told her my home address.

3. Customer:? I want to buy a book, there is no murder in it, but there is a hidden murder; There is no love, only love and hate; There are no detectives, but they are always on their guard. Can you recommend one to me?

Shop assistant:? Stock market. ?

I just heard from a taxi driver two days ago that I drove my wife to the railway station to take a bus back to my parents' home that day. After arriving at the station, I looked at the table below and said, Miss, here we are. 55 yuan in all. ?

After that, I was confused. My wife woke up after a nap, rubbed her eyes and answered:? My husband also drives a taxi. The maximum here is 40. Who are you kidding? ?

5. Introduced by Aunt Antelope, Mr. Zebra and Miss Kangaroo met for the first time? Meet? see and assess the suitability of a prospective mate or son

Miss Kangaroo wanted to relax, so she said humorously, "Are you a girl at first sight?" Black and white? People in the world. ?

Mr zebra:? Yes, that's why you are my' best person'. ?

? why

? The day before yesterday, I robbed a bank, so much money was put in, only to find that I was missing a pocket! ?

6. One day, Xiaoming's mother gave him thirty yuan and said, Go and study art.

Xiaoming went to a construction factory to visit a worker's uncle. The worker's uncle said, "As soon as something bad happens, the house will fall down." . Xiao Ming said: Uncle, say it again and I will give it to you 10 yuan. ? Big deal, the house is not good, fell down?

She saw another aunt, who said; Where to go streaking? He gave his aunt another ten yuan.

After a while, he saw an old man coaxing a child. The old man said, if you hit grandpa again, grandpa won't buy you a pineapple to eat.

When he got home, he shouted: no good. The house will collapse. Mom who is taking a bath says, ah, the house is falling down?

He said again: streaking where. Mother stretched out her hand to hit him. He also said that you were beating grandpa, and grandpa wouldn't buy you a pineapple to eat.

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