Who has seen the Norwegian film Crazy Fans?

The story is set in a completely fictional football. Seven months before the opening of the 2006 World Cup, Norway and the Czech Republic, Viking in Northern Europe VS Iron Knight in Southern Europe, met in a narrow way in the play-off for the last qualifying spot in Europe. At the moment, Edgar, the small owner of Edgar's garage in Norway, and his five crazy buddies are gathering in a small bar: "Guys, if Norway enters the World Cup, I will send you to Germany out of my own pocket. Under the collusion of alcohol stimulation and fanaticism, hot-headed Edgar made a rash promise.

Everything went according to plan, and Norway eliminated the Czech Republic and entered the World Cup. After an unprecedented adrenal carnival, the problem of wallet is inevitably put on the agenda. The travel expenses of six people are not a small expense, and the garage is in a financial crisis of poor management. Due to the debt of 890,000 Norwegian kroner (equivalent to about RMB 6.5438+0.8 million) owed to Moken Automobile Company, Edgar, who is in an anxious state, must face up to the dilemma of collecting money to pay off the debt within 30 days, otherwise the garage will be completely taken over-but at such a crisis moment when the boss is facing bankruptcy and the guys may be collectively unemployed, these guys are not.

Changping idiot pilgrimage to the World Cup

Watch the ball! We're on our way!

To paraphrase the popular saying of petty bourgeoisie, "I'm not in the cafe, I'm on my way to the cafe", in an era when the slogan of the global village is roaring and European integration is surging, this summer's World Cup in Germany is like a spiritual communion in which ordinary people from all over Europe gather in Berlin for dinner: in this grand carnival that lasts for 30 days and covers all over Europe, they are either in groups or with heavy colors.

The Fool in Changping is a movie caught in the World Cup craze, which tells the story of a group of Norwegian fans "on their way to the stadium". Like our disappointing China team, the Norwegians unfortunately fell on the threshold of the 2006 World Cup qualifiers. Unwilling to be rejected by this national party, Norwegian filmmakers with fantasy spirit and erotic quality invented a World Cup with the help of movies.

Football version of Easy Rider

"I am still young, I am eager to hit the road!"

"On the Road" is an American beat writer Jack? In Kerouac's novels published in 1957, the sentence "I am young, I am eager to go on the road" by the protagonist Sal has always been regarded as the motto of the "beat generation", and "on the road" has since become a symbolic symbol. On the road 12 caused a sensation, and 1969 was full of drug abuse and indulgence. Under the background of the huge roar of Harley-Davidson motorcycles and the lonely smoke in the desert, it not only gives full play to the hormonal emotion of "young people are eager to go on the road", but also is a milestone of "road movie" in film genre films!

Strictly speaking, the film Fool in Changping, which is produced at a low cost and full of absurd scenes and vulgar jokes, is a rare "road film" for a football film-at least in the original intention of choosing to go on the road, whether it is American "betrayal without cause" or European "in the name of football", it is to participate in a long-planned carnival. The paunchy, cash-strapped "middle-aged man" in "Changping Idiot" traveled halfway across Europe on a national pilgrimage for the World Cup.

If measured from the eyeball effect of swaggering through the city, compared with Easy Rider's long hair, fancy clothes full of sequins, and high-powered motorcycles in the 1960s, when fans wearing traditional Viking horn hats and the words "NURWAY" on their bellies in Changping Idiot walk into the corner bar, passers-by look askance even more common than those.

A 40-year-old virgin in the garage

The 40-year-old Virgin is a low-budget R-rated comedy, which is sold by screenwriter and starring steve carell. "How to make a 40-year-old gentleman face up to some psychological and even physical problems brought by an old virgin?" Creativity really makes the audience who are chewing popcorn and focusing on three inches below the navel laugh in surprise.

In this simple portrait of "fans" depicted in "Changping Idiot", the eldest brother Edgar is the most normal one. Among his five buddies (each with a letter on his stomach, just combined into a complete "NURWAY"), there is an alcoholic who likes to drink in a cup and never gives up; A confused husband who watches football all night and turns a blind eye to his wife's sexual needs; And fake fans, who loves electronic music and knows nothing about football. Among all these neurotic fans, the old maid Owen is undoubtedly the most typical one.

Woody Allen enjoys the dialectical relationship between sex and love. He once said, "When you wait for the answer of love, sex always asks a lot of absolutely amazing questions at the right time!" Just like the supermarket salesman in The Forty-year-old Virgin, she likes to collect dolls, and her sexual IQ is close to zero. As a car salesman, Owen De is also an old virgin who is afraid of sex because of her loyalty to love. As a professional qualified car salesman, Owende can successfully sell 65,438+05 Volvo cars in three months, but she can't find a female buyer among all male buyers.

Six strong men lost the pig in the final.

Six strong men Piglet, produced by 1997, is a comedy with typical English style. As a popular symbol of "British humor", it is isomorphic with famous business cards such as Mr. Bean, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Lock, the butt of a gun and two chimneys, and it is guy ritchie's black humor in Lock, the butt of a gun and two chimneys. Kutus's Four Weddings and a Funeral is different from B.J.' s Diary of a Single Person in terms of lightness and humor. Through the absurd story of a group of laid-off steel workers during the Great Depression, six strong men Pig whimsically wants to be a "stripper" to make a living, which can best explain the lovely self-deprecating spirit left under the rigid and conservative British gentleman's coat.

To be sure, the director gained considerable inspiration in six strong men's Piggy, especially when six auto mechanics actually put Dancing Piggy on the World Cup final stage, and the intention of "Changping Idiot" to pay tribute to the classics was obvious. After a series of hilarious "on the road" farce (including the inhuman "anal examination" at the customs for carrying washing powder suspected of drugs; Provoking German fans in a bar, as a result, they had to flee collectively at the disadvantage of Norway VS Germany; Even when the old virgin finally met the girl she liked, she was embarrassed to be misunderstood and wandered around the gay bar ...) They came to the Olympic Stadium in Berlin as they wished, and at the same time, Norway eliminated Argentina, England and Sweden all the way and miraculously reached the 2006 World Cup finals.

Under the devastating offensive of the Germans who dominated the home court, the Norwegian team quickly fell behind 0-2 in the first half. Just when the head coach was at a loss, he suddenly caught a glimpse of these six outstanding and extraordinary-looking cheerleaders in the passage, and an incredibly bold idea flashed like lightning Shi Huo. Then, during the intermission, a football version of "six strong men Pig" was staged vigorously in the surprised eyes of tens of thousands of spectators.

Mourinho plays with tickets

The unique "light pig dance" of auto repair workers completely overwhelmed the hot thigh dance of German cheerleaders. Norway staged a grand Jedi counterattack, and the Vikings won the World Cup for the first time in history by defeating their hosts 3-2. The "Changping idiots" who returned to their hometown were not only received by the King of Norway, but even appeared on the cover of Time magazine. The old virgin Owind not only won the love of female fan Annie, but also took off the order from now on. At the same time, he also got a huge legacy of12.04 million, and the financial crisis of the garage quickly disappeared. Just as everyone was getting together with their wives and mouths, an overseas phone call from London reached the boss Edgar's mobile phone:

"Edgar, I'm Mourinho. I want you to join the Chelsea team. I can promise anything! "

"Impossible, I am playing for the Norwegian FFK team now!"

There is no doubt that the poacher who was locked up on the other end of the phone is the one who holds Abu's checkbook and claims that "God is the biggest, and I am the second". If it is true, a fair evaluation is that this handsome guy of the Blue Army who plays with tickets wears a suit and a smile, which is a perfect hanger.