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A short story about reading
Galileo was curious and inquisitive
Galileo was a great Italian physicist and astronomer. His contribution to mechanics was the establishment of the law of falling bodies and the discovery of the law of inertia of objects and the pendulum. The isochrony of vibration and the law of parabolic motion determine Galileo's principle. When he was studying at the University of Pisa, he was very curious and often asked questions, such as "Why don't planets move in straight lines?" Some teachers thought he had too many questions, but he never cared. Also asked. Once, Galileo learned that the mathematician Leach was visiting Pisa, so he prepared many questions to ask Leach. This time it was great. The teacher was tireless in teaching, and the students asked endless questions. Galileo quickly learned knowledge about plane geometry, solid geometry, etc., and had a deep grasp of Archimedes' theories on levers, specific gravity of floating bodies, etc.
Mr. Zhengdao Li, a Chinese-American physicist and Nobel Prize winner, said it well: "The key to unlocking all science is undoubtedly the question mark." Therefore, if you want to make achievements in your studies, You must be curious and willing to ask questions.
2. Young Lu Xun
Mr. Lu Xun, a generation of literary giants, was also a good writer of couplets. When Lu Xun was a boy in school, his teacher taught them to fight against each other. Once, Mr. Shou Jinggo, the teacher of the private school, produced the first couplet "Unicorn" and asked the students to read the second couplet. Immediately the school became lively. Some children said "nine-headed bird", some children said "three-legged toad", some children said "hundred-legged crab", etc., but Zhou Zhangshou (Lu Xun's original name) was speechless. After the class calmed down, he stood up and said "flounder". The class immediately fell silent, and there was nothing to deal with anymore. After Mr. Shou commented on the former, he finally praised Zhou Zhangshou as the best. Because "Du is not a number, but it is one", and "bi" is not a number, but it is equivalent to "two". Although both have no numbers, they both have numerical meanings, which is just right.
After being taught by the teacher, the companions were so impressed that Zhang Shou was so young that his words shocked everyone.
3. Lenin’s Reading Story
When he started reading, he lost sight of everything around him. Once, several of his sisters played a prank and built an unstable triangular tower behind him with 6 chairs. As long as Lenin moved, the tower would topple. However, Lenin, who was concentrating on reading, did not notice it and did not move at all. It wasn't until half an hour later, when he finished reading a chapter of the book he was scheduled to read, that he looked up and the wooden tower collapsed...
4. Mao Zedong's reading story:
Master Mao I especially like to "put pen to paper" to read. As long as it was a book he had read, he would take the trouble to correct typos and punctuation errors in the book. Chairman Mao also likes to add annotations. When he was in school, he annotated "Principles of Ethics" by Paul Johnson. On the original work of more than 100,000 words, he wrote more than 10,000 words of annotations in neat small letters. Later, the book was borrowed by a classmate, and it was not returned to Chairman Mao until 1950. Chairman Mao happily commented on the comments he wrote in the book.
5. Zhang Guanghou’s reading story:
The mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper on loss and felt that it was useful for his research work, so he read it over and over again. Read it again and again. This paper lasted more than 20 pages, and he read it over and over again for more than half a year. Because of repeated flipping, an obvious black mark was left on the white pages. His wife joked to him that this is not studying, it is just eating books.
6. Wen Yiduo was addicted to reading and became "drunk" as soon as he read it. On his wedding day, the bridal chamber was decorated with lights and colorful decorations and was very lively. . Early in the morning, relatives and friends came to the door to congratulate the bride. Until the sedan chair was about to arrive home, people could not find the groom anywhere. Everyone was so anxious that they looked around, and finally found him in the study. He was still wearing his old robe and holding a book in his hand. No wonder people say he can't read and gets "drunk" when he reads.
7. Hua Luogeng guesses books
The famous mathematician Hua Luogeng has a unique way of reading. When he got a book, he didn't open it and read it from cover to cover. Instead, he thought about the book for a while, then closed his eyes and meditated.
He guessed the layout of the book, and then opened the book after considering it. If the author's ideas were consistent with his guess, he stopped reading. Hua Luogeng's guessing method not only saves reading time, but also cultivates his thinking and imagination, so that he will not become a slave of books.
8. Hou Baolin copying books
Hou Baolin, the master of cross talk language, only went to elementary school for three years. Because of his diligence and studious, his artistic level reached the level of proficiency and he became a famous language expert. Once, in order to buy a Ming Dynasty joke book "Jian Lang" that he wanted to buy, he visited all the used bookstalls in Beijing but failed. Later, he learned that the Beijing Library had this book and decided to copy it back. It was winter, and he braved the strong wind and heavy snow and ran to the library for eighteen days to copy books. Finally, he copied a book with more than 100,000 words.
9. Zhang Guanghou eats books
The mathematician Zhang Guanghou once saw a paper on loss and thought it was useful for his research work, so he read it over and over again. . This paper lasted more than 20 pages, and he read it over and over again for more than half a year. Because of frequent flipping, an obvious black mark was left on the white pages. His wife joked to him that this was not studying, it was just eating books.
10. Gorky saves books
The world's literary giant Gorky has a deep affection for books and loves books as much as his life. Once, there was a fire in his room. The first thing he picked up were books, and he didn't consider anything else. He was almost burned to death trying to save the books. He said: "On the one hand, books enlighten my wisdom and soul, and on the other hand, they help me stand up in a muddy pond. If it were not for books, I would sink in this muddy pond, and I would be drowned by stupidity and obscenity."
11. Shi Yang rubbed his feet and read at night
Shi Yang, the famous worker leader of the February 7th Strike, had a poor family when he was young and could not afford lamp oil. There is an ancient temple called Longxingguan in the village. There is an ever-burning lantern in the temple, and he studies in the ancient temple. Winter is cold and my feet feel uncomfortable with cold. At first, he stood up from time to time and stamped his feet. Later, he felt that it was a waste of time, so he whittled a round wooden stick and put it under his feet. .
12. Lu Xun sold medals
When Lu Xun was studying at the Jiangnan Naval Academy in Nanjing, the school awarded him a gold medal because of his excellent test scores. He did not wear the medal as a certificate to show off himself. Instead, he sold it on Gulou Street and bought back a few beloved books and a bunch of red peppers. Whenever he was reading and reading, when it was late at night and the weather was cold and he felt sleepy, he would pick off a chili pepper, break it into several pieces, put it in his mouth and chew it until he sweated on his forehead, shed tears in his eyes, and "sighed" in his mouth. , my whole body felt warm, and my sleepiness disappeared, so I picked up the book and read it again.
13. Wang Yanan tied to a pillar and reading
Wang Yanan, my country's famous Marxist economist and the earliest Chinese translator of "Das Kapital", took a boat to Europe in 1933. The passenger ship was sailing to the Red Sea when suddenly huge waves rolled into the sky and the ship was rocking so hard that people could not stand still. At this time, Wang Yanan, who was wearing glasses and holding a book in his hand, walked into the restaurant and begged the waiter: "Please tie me to this pillar!" The waiter thought he was afraid that he would be thrown into the sea by the waves. Go and tie Wang Yanan firmly to the pillar according to his words. After being tied up, Wang Yanan opened the book and read it attentively. When the foreigners on the boat saw it, they all looked at him in amazement and praised him repeatedly: "Ah! The Chinese are so amazing!"
14. Huang Kan mistakenly thought of ink as a side dish
In 1915, the famous scholar Huang Kan gave a lecture on Chinese studies at Peking University.
He lived in the Datong Apartment in Baimiao Hutong, Beijing, and devoted himself to studying "Chinese Studies" all day long. Sometimes he would not go out to eat. He prepared steamed buns, chili, soy sauce and other condiments and placed them on his desk. When he was hungry, he would nibble on the steamed buns and read while eating. I stopped eating, and when I saw the wonderful thing, I shouted: "It's wonderful!" Once, I was fascinated by reading, and I actually put the steamed bun into the ink stone and the cinnabar box. When a friend comes to visit and laughs loudly, he still doesn’t know why he is laughing at him?
15. Cao Yu was really studying and pretending to take a bath
During the Anti-Japanese War, Cao Yu taught full-time at the National Drama Theater in Jiang'an, Sichuan. One summer, Cao Yu's family prepared a bathtub and hot water and asked him to take a bath. At this time, Cao Yu was reading a book and couldn't put it down. He pushed it again and again. Finally, under repeated urging from his family, he took a towel in one hand and another Take the book and walk into the inner room. An hour passed, but no one came out. The sound of water could be heard from time to time in the room. Another hour passed, and the situation remained the same. Cao Yu's family members suddenly became confused. When they opened the door and took a look, they found that Cao Yu was sitting in the bathtub, reading a book in one hand and patting the water intentionally or unintentionally with a towel in the other hand.
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