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How miserable is it to have a poor monarch in the Xia Dynasty? A wife commits adultery with her husband's murderer.
Taikang is different. His grandfather and father made Xia Guo rich and extraordinary, and Taikang lived a life of clothing and food every day. Even the king's position, also don't need to fight for, Xia Qi died and gave his seat to others. Dayu and Xia Qi spent their whole lives trying to get their son to ascend the throne on his deathbed, instead of the hateful abdication system.
Looking at the status of the king in front of him, Taikang seems to be unable to do so. He doesn't know how to use the king's power. In his eyes, when he became king, he really couldn't find any other job to do except enjoy it. Therefore, Taikang used his power to satisfy his own desires. All reasonable people know that once a king indulges in ignorance, he is not far from national subjugation.
At this time, a force began to stir. The leader is called Hou Yi, and his organization is called Poor Countries. By the way, this man is not the one who shoots the sun. Then Hou Yi lived in the Yao era, and no matter how healthy he was, he could not live that long. This Houyi is the descendant of that Houyi. He saw that his ancestor's name was nice, so he called it.
On one occasion, Taikang went out hunting and camping with a large number of guards, and it is estimated that he will not come back for three months. This Hou Yi took the opportunity, with his ranks, to dump the capital of Xia Dynasty in Xun County. It is estimated that the palace of Taikang was not made of thatch at that time, even if it was not magnificent, it should be the best house at that time. Hou Yi did not covet the enjoyment in the palace. Chen Bing laid a pocket array on the north bank of Luoshui, waiting for Taikang to be arrested. Fortunately, Taikang discovered Hou Yi's attempt, and he quickly sent a message to the princes: Come and find him. It's a pity that those governors have had enough of Taikang, and everyone wants to beat up Taikang, the Reservoir Dogs. Can you help?
Taikang had to settle in Yang Xia, where he eventually died of old age. Dayu and Xia Qi spent two lifetimes in Xia Guo, so this disappointing Taikang ruined it.
The implementation of power will have certain consequences, which can often react on power and promote or restrict the continued exercise of power. You see, Taikang is too powerful to go home. Ladies and gentlemen, many monarchs have suffered power. Let's look down
Although Hou Yi occupied the capital, Xia Guo, he dared not be king casually. Cao Cao's trick of holding the emperor by his arms was used by him (wrong, it should be that Cao Cao later used the trick of Hou Yi), and Hou Yi supported Zhong Kang, the younger brother of a puppet Taikang, to be king.
When he became Regent, Hou Yi suddenly had unlimited power, and he became carefree, so he no longer cared about state affairs, but concentrated on practicing archery, a skill handed down from his ancestors. It's just that the puppet Zhong Kang won't stop. He often makes trouble for Hou Yi. Later, Hou Yi simply pushed Zhong Kang away with one foot and became king himself, which made him feel much more comfortable.
I don't know. Hou Yi made several mistakes when he overthrew the regime. First of all, he has always taken a laissez-faire attitude towards Taikang, Zhong Kang and their descendants. Secondly, when he became king, he did not take any measures to consolidate his regime, but just enjoyed it every day. In a word, facing the great power of the king, Hou Yi didn't know how to use it.
Hou Yi's negligence gave Han Zhuo, a schemer around him, an opportunity. Han Zhuo is a shady person. When there was a poor country, he followed Hou Yi to enjoy food and drink spicy food. After his thought of seizing power was corrupted, Han Zhuo not only did not persuade him, but encouraged him to continue to corrupt. Not only that, Han Zhuo also cuckolded Hou Yi, secretly hooked up with his wife Xuan, bought Hou Yi's entourage and domestic slaves, and even his closed disciple who shot archery was bought by him.
Next, Han Zhuo began to work. He asked Meng Peng to smash Houyi to death with a peach palm, and then cut him into meat sauce for his son to eat. Hou Yi's son secretly tried to escape, but got into Han Zhuo's pocket array and was hacked to death with a knife. After the father and son died, Han Zhuo slept in the king's big bed in Houyi. Even Han Zhuo, the companion in the big bed, has not changed. He declared his wife as his own and asked him to give birth to two strong sons as his right-hand man.
On the issue of dealing with the descendants of enemies, Han Zhuo tried his best to eradicate the roots. Killing Hou Yi's son doesn't count. He also tracked down Zhong Kang's son, who died of old age.
Everything seems to be going well, and Han Zhuo thinks he can sit on his throne with peace of mind. Unexpectedly, it was reported that his son was too careless. When he led the troops to kill Xiang, he let Xiang's pregnant concubine run away. Now, this princess has given birth to Shao Kang in the country where she lives. Shao Kang and Xia Guo are likely to restore the country, and Han Zhuo is worried and sleepless all night.
Readers should understand Han Zhuo's mood at that time. His own seat was stolen. Now, the owner of his next seat is still there. Can he sit still? Yes, four thousand years later, the Ming emperor Judy usurped his nephew's throne and became the emperor of Wen Jian. Because he didn't see his nephew's body, he was very uneasy and sent the largest fleet in the world to look for it all over the world. The most taboo for those who seize power is to cut the grass without uprooting it. It is terrible to mow the grass without removing the roots. They grow taller in the spring breeze.
Han Zhuo told Pou to go out again and go to Youhuan to catch Shao Kang hiding there. Can you still hate Han Zhuo? He didn't help, but informed Shao Kang in advance to let Shao Kang escape smoothly. Why are you still doing this? This is entirely due to Han Jue, who, like Taikang and Hou Yi, doesn't know much about using power and does whatever he wants. Of course, the following vassal States are not satisfied.
Shao Kang is Dayu's son after all. He inherited the wisdom of his predecessors and skillfully used the contradiction between Han Zhuo and local governors to give lectures among vassal States. Finally, the vassal states were encouraged to kill Han Zhuo and his two sons, and Shao Kang was welcomed back to Xia Guo. In this way, Shao Kang restored the country lost by her ancestors.
Having learned the lesson of national destruction, several monarchs behind Xia Guo did a good job. However, Kong Jia, the 14th emperor of Xia Guo, did an absurd thing.
Kong Jia was originally the son of Xia Wang. Knowing a son is like a father, but I don't know the weight of my son Kong Jia, so when I set up an heir, I abandoned my son and let my brother inherit the throne. He happily became king all his life and gave the throne to his son Yin Jia. The happy life of my uncle and brother brought Kong Jia back, and he decided to take back the throne that originally belonged to him. As it happens, Kong Jia assembled a little strength, launched a coup, and easily ascended the throne. Kong Jia exulted that God was helping him.
With God's blessing, Kong Jia has nothing to hide from, fooling around all day and never paying attention to the failure of state affairs. It doesn't matter. Horribly, once he strayed into a farmer's house and saw that the farmer had just given birth to a boy doll. This Kong Jia immediately thought that this was a child given to him by God. So the king took the boy in his arms and ran back to the palace.
Kong Jia kept the boy in the palace. It's a joke that the king robbed the boy. What is even more ridiculous is that one day, when the boy was playing, he accidentally touched the palace master's axe and died. Kong Jia was not sad, but also wrote a song called "Dongyin" to praise the murder case. I guess, at this time, the Confucius family regarded the child as a plague again.
Kim's disregard for human life is wrong in itself, and he turned his disregard for human life into a song. Can this not arouse public anger? The voice of the East written by this cruel and heartless bad king sang the elegy of the Xia Dynasty. Since then, the prestige of Xia Dynasty has disappeared, and its rule is in jeopardy. However, as we all know, Xia Jie did push the Xia Dynasty to extinction.
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