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Looking for lines for cross talk about timid bathing

A: There are so many people coming!

B: Ah!

A: I feel so happy when I see you!

B: Why does it smell like this?

A: Let me share with you.

B: Oh.

A: I hope everyone is like me.

B: What’s wrong?

A: Speak more Mandarin.

B: Do you speak Mandarin?

A: What’s wrong?

B: You don’t speak Mandarin.

A: Can you take care of it?

B: I don’t care about you.

A: I’m happy!

B: Whatever.

A: Do you think everyone has to be local?

B: Oh.

A: Where are you originally from?

B: I am from xx.

A: Oh xx, you speak Chinese well!

B: Are these next to each other?

A: I see you and I are beautiful!

B: Really?

A: I know this person, xx.

B: Yes, yes!

A: This guy is awesome and smart.

B: You’re welcome!

A: I know a lot of college students, and no one has hemorrhoids as high as you.

B: Huh?

A: How do you say that word?

B: IQ.

A: IQ! There's something wrong with your mouth.

B: Is there something wrong with my mouth?

A: I am happy to see you.

B: Ah.

A: I can’t get out easily.

B: Why can’t you come out?

A: I ran away.

B: Where did you run out from?

A: He ran away from home!

B: Huh?

A: I’m in trouble. Don't talk about it when you go out. I'm in trouble! I ran out!

B: If you don’t want others to tell you, you’ve already shouted out.

A: You must not spread the word.

B: I know everything.

A: I’m in trouble!

B: What trouble did you get into?

A: This is a long story.

B: What’s going on?

A: There is a very senior chief executive in our village.

B: Who is it?

A: Village chief. This person is amazing!

B: What’s wrong?

A: I have a big temper. He alone holds the power of life and death in the village. He frowned and stared all day long.

B: Oh.

A: I have such a bad temper. Let me give you an example. A child squats on the ground and poops. After pooping, he calls the dog to come and eats him. If he calls the dog three times and doesn’t come, he lies down and eats.

B: Huh?

A: My mother has such a bad temper that we are all afraid of her. There is something wrong with him.

B: What’s wrong?

A: The buttons of his shirt are always tied and have never been unbuttoned.

B: Oh.

A: There was a meeting in the village that night. The village chief, deputy village chief, village party secretary, and women director sat together in the evening, and they...

B: There was a meeting?

A: Playing cards.

B: Playing cards?

A: I was waiting beside him, and after a while I saw the village chief sweating profusely.

B: It’s hot.

A: Let me untie it for you. "Click" to unbutton the button, my mother-in-law.

B: What’s wrong?

A: I’m in trouble.

B: What trouble did you get into by untying a button?

A: He has ringworm on his neck.

B: Do you have ringworm?

A; I said he didn’t dare to unbutton it!

B: Afraid of being seen.

A: Afraid of people knowing. I gave away his secret.

B: This is not a disaster.

A: What should I do if he wants to kill me and silence me?

B: No!

A: Fortunately, I have a method. Our family wanted to have a special function.

B: What?

A: There is a plaster.

B: Oh.

A: After applying it, the ringworm can be moved. Take it off and stick it to your chest. It will no longer be there and the ringworm will be moved here.

B: Oh, can we still move?

A: Let me move it for you. Put it on your arm.

B: Oh.

A: It’s gone on the neck, but it’s on the arms.

B: Okay.

A: The village chief is as beautiful as anything.

B: I’m so happy.

A: After a few days, it was hot and he wore half-sleeves.

B: It’s exposed again.

A: What should we do? I slapped it on my lap.

B: I can’t see it this time.

A: It’s time to wear underpants in a few days.

B: It’s hot again.

A: It’s exposed again, I’ll move it to your butt.

B: I can’t see it now!

A: No more now.

B: Okay.

A: I got into trouble again.

B: Why are you still causing trouble?

A: There is a female director in our village.

B: Nonsense!

A: One night the women’s director went to see Wang Guangguan in our village.

B: Why are you going?

A: Two people touched each other.

B: What?

A: The other party’s situation. Don't think so crookedly.

B: No.

A: At one o'clock at night, the female director came out to go home, and a gangster jumped out on the road.

B: Ouch!

A: People also say that I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to live this life, take off your pants!

B: Want pants?

A: The women’s director is a very upright person!

B: That’s right.

A: Two people started fighting.

B: Ah.

A: On that dark night, the female director met the gangster. After fierce resistance, the gangster stripped him naked!

B: Huh?

A: The gangster turned around and ran away without any clothes on. There is nothing the female director can do, she is a very upright person.

B: Yes.

A: If you dare to act like a hooligan, I can’t spare you!

B: Okay, okay.

A: He wants to take revenge on that gangster.

B: Is there such a revenge?

A: Scared the gangster so much that he turned around and ran away.

B: Huh?

A: I didn’t even see my face, I just saw a ringworm on my butt.

B: Huh?

A: This incident spread and everyone in the village said that the village chief did it.

B: That’s what he looks like!

A: There’s nothing the women’s director doesn’t do.

B: Of course!

A: I called the village chief to my home.

B: Oh.

A: I won’t beat you or scold you.

B: What should I do?

A: Here is a plate of fried soybeans. Eat it. The village chief took it and ate it all.

B: Oh.

A: I brought another large bowl of cold water and you drank it.

B: Drink cold water.

A: Gudonggu A: There are a lot of people coming!

B: Ah!

A: I feel so happy when I see you!

B: Why does it smell like this?

A: Let me share with you.

B: Oh.

A: I hope everyone is like me.

B: What’s wrong?

A: Speak more Mandarin.

B: Do you speak Mandarin?

A: What’s wrong?

B: You don’t speak Mandarin.

A: Can you take care of it?

B: I don’t care about you.

A: I’m happy!

B: Whatever.

A: Do you think everyone has to be local?

B: Oh.

A: Where are you originally from?

B: I am from xx.

A: Oh xx, you speak Chinese well!

B: Are these next to each other?

A: I see you and I are beautiful!

B: Really?

A: I know this person, xx.

B: Yes, yes!

A: This guy is awesome and smart.

B: You’re welcome!

A: I know a lot of college students, and no one has hemorrhoids as high as you.

B: Huh?

A: How do you say that word?

B: IQ.

A: IQ! There's something wrong with your mouth.

B: Is there something wrong with my mouth?

A: I am happy to see you.

B: Ah.

A: I can’t get out easily.

B: Why can’t you come out?

A: I ran away.

B: Where did you run out from?

A: He ran away from home!

B: Huh?

A: I’m in trouble. Don't talk about it when you go out. I'm in trouble! I ran out!

B: If you don’t want others to tell you, you’ve already shouted out.

A: You must not spread the word.

B: I know everything.

A: I’m in trouble!

B: What trouble did you get into?

A: This is a long story.

B: What’s going on?

A: There is a very senior chief executive in our village.

B: Who is it?

A: Village chief. This person is amazing!

B: What’s wrong?

A: I have a big temper. He alone holds the power of life and death in the village. He frowned and stared all day long.

B: Oh.

A: I have such a bad temper. Let me give you an example. A child squats on the ground and poops. After pooping, he calls the dog to come and eats him. If he calls the dog three times and doesn’t come, he lies down and eats.

B: Huh?

A: My mother has such a bad temper that we are all afraid of her. There is something wrong with him.

B: What’s wrong?

A: The buttons of his shirt are always tied and have never been unbuttoned.

B: Oh.

A: There was a meeting in the village that night. The village chief, deputy village chief, village party secretary, and women director sat together in the evening, and they...

B: There was a meeting?

A: Playing cards.

B: Playing cards?

A: I was waiting beside him, and after a while I saw the village chief sweating profusely.

B: It’s hot.

A: Let me untie it for you. "Click" to unbutton the button, my mother-in-law.

B: What’s wrong?

A: I’m in trouble.

B: What trouble did you get into by untying a button?

A: He has ringworm on his neck.

B: Do you have ringworm?

A; I said he didn’t dare to unbutton it!

B: Afraid of being seen.

A: Afraid of people knowing. I gave away his secret.

B: This is not a disaster.

A: What should I do if he wants to kill me and silence me?

B: No!

A: Fortunately, I have a method. Our family wanted to have a special function.

B: What?

A: There is a plaster.

B: Oh.

A: After applying it, the ringworm can be moved. Take it off and stick it to your chest. It will no longer be there and the ringworm will be moved here.

B: Oh, can we still move?

A: Let me move it for you. Put it on your arm.

B: Oh.

A: It’s gone on the neck, but it’s on the arms.

B: Okay.

A: The village chief is as beautiful as anything.

B: I’m so happy.

A: After a few days, it was hot and he wore half-sleeves.

B: It’s exposed again.

A: What should I do? I slapped it on my lap.

B: I can’t see it this time.

A: It’s time to wear underpants in a few days.

B: It’s hot again.

A: It’s exposed again, I’ll move it to your butt.

B: I can’t see it now!

A: No more now.

B: Okay.

A: I got into trouble again.

B: Why are you still causing trouble?

A: There is a female director in our village.

B: Nonsense!

A: One night the women’s director went to see Wang Guangguan in our village.

B: Why are you going?

A: Two people touched each other.

B: What?

A: The other party’s situation. Don't think so crookedly.

B: No.

A: At one o'clock at night, the female director came out to go home, and a gangster jumped out on the road.

B: Ouch!

A: People also say that I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to live this life, take off your pants!

B: Want pants?

A: The women’s director is a very upright person!

B: That’s right.

A: Two people started fighting.

B: Ah.

A: On that dark night, the female director met the gangster. After fierce resistance, the gangster stripped him naked!

B: Huh?

A: The gangster turned around and ran away without any clothes on. There is nothing the female director can do. She is a very upright person.

B: Yes.

A: If you dare to act like a hooligan, I can’t spare you!

B: Okay, okay.

A: He wants to take revenge on that gangster.

B: Is there such a thing as revenge?

A: Scared the gangster so much that he turned around and ran away.

B: Huh?

A: I didn’t even see my face, I just saw a ringworm on my butt.

B: Huh?

A: This incident spread and everyone in the village said that the village chief did it.

B: That’s what he looks like!

A: There’s nothing the women’s director doesn’t do.

B: Of course!

A: I called the village chief to my home.

B: Oh.

A: I won’t hit you or scold you.

B: What should I do?

A: Here is a plate of fried soybeans. Eat it. The village chief took it and ate it all.

B: Oh.

A: I brought another large bowl of cold water and you drank it.

B: Drink cold water.

A: Gudonggu