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The kitten was so frightened by the sneezing that it cowered in the corner. What funny things has your cute pet done?
I think everyone who has had a cat at home will remember a few stories about their silly cats.
After all, this species is so cute!
When I was a child, I had a gray civet cat in my hometown. At that time, there were more rats and they were more courageous. They generally did not dare to come out during the day, but at night, they became unscrupulous. They can be seen in corners, darkrooms, and chicken pens. So we have a cute little raccoon cat in our family.
When I first came to my house, I was still young and timid. He basically didn’t dare to go out at night and just meowed in the house, so we called him Mimi. Once in the evening, I went to the toilet (the toilet was relatively close to the chicken coop) and glanced into the chicken coop. This glance is still fresh in my memory---I saw my pussy being killed by a big rat. Chase him? He was so frightened that he jumped on the wall and ran into the house. Hahaha.
Also, it loves to play with balls of yarn. Jumping around on the bed, playing with the ball of string like a mouse. Once the ball of thread unraveled and all the wool was wrapped around it. It thought it had been caught and made a provocative sound at the wool, whirring.
When I sleep at night, it will sneak into my bed and lie down next to me. Its abdomen rises and falls, making a whining sound, which is like snoring.
When it snows in winter, some grains will be spread under the dustpan, propped up with a stick, and a rope tied to the stick. If the birds have nothing to eat, they will come to eat the grains under the dustpan, and then hide under the dustpan. When I'm in the house, I pull the string and catch the bird. Once I didn't catch a bird, I didn't even put away the dustpan and went out to play. When I came back, I found that the dustpan had fallen over and something was moving inside. I was so excited that I thought I had caught a big bird, but when I opened it, it was my silly little bird. This guy actually dropped the stick and was pressed into the dustpan. Hahaha.
I miss my kitten so much when I was a child?
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