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Summer night accompanied by a set of chains and a woman, a man followed the bad plot, the woman's fear, through the cemetery, inspiration, said in the grave: "Dad, I'm back, open the door." The big man was afraid and ran away. The woman was relieved and was about to leave the grave when suddenly there came an ominous voice: "Daughter, you return the key to the king." The frightened woman ran away. A grave robber who emerged from the grave said, "I lifted it, and you were scared to death!" " As soon as the attacker's voice fell, someone found a tombstone engraved with a chisel next to the old man. Out of curiosity, he asked, and the old man said angrily, "They carved my name wrong." The attacker was frightened and ran away. An old man sneered, "I'm still a little young …" Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground, and the old man bent down to pick it up, only to find that the chisel was held in a bush with one hand. The old man was shocked and lost his voice and said, "You wanted to die and built my house indiscriminately!" The frightened old man rolled down the hill, running out of my wits. At this time, a scavenger climbed out of the bushes: "Alas, it took a lot of effort to get a piece of scrap iron in recent years!" "