Jokes about happy moments

A joke about a happy moment

A joke about a happy moment:

1. I am in a hurry to go to the toilet and I can’t bear it anymore. While staying there, I suddenly discovered a public toilet.

2. I found that there was a hundred yuan in the pocket of the clothes I didn’t wear often.

3. As soon as we arrived at the station, the car came. When I got on the bus, there were many people in the bus, and someone just got off the seat where I was standing.

4. As soon as I walked to the elevator door, the elevator door opened.

5. The price of what you are about to buy has dropped.

6. Throw the waste into the trash can at once, so accurate.

7. When queuing up, the queue you are standing in is much faster than the one next to you.

8. When driving out, the light turned green all the way.

9. Leave your footprints on the snow.

10. I went to the bathroom during the commercial break and the program started when I came back.

11. When someone scratches your back, he or she scratches the most itchy part of your body.

12. I was thinking about someone, and suddenly he or she called.

13. Finally solved a dead knot.

14. I found ten yuan (more than) money on the roadside.

15. You just went to work after the Chinese New Year, and your boss gave you a promotion.

Two happy moments of jokes:

1. Sunflower: I will always work hard to create sunshine for you with a smile, because I know you like the feeling of sunshine.

2. Peashooter: I am very ordinary and ordinary. Maybe you have forgotten me and abandoned me. But at least, I was your only one.

3. Nut: When I was still a complete nut, I was there. When my body was broken and there were tears in my eyes, I was still there. Why should I persist so much, because behind me I There are friends I want to protect!

4. Tutu Lei: It only takes a little time, and I will tell you how desperate I am for you.

5. Lotus Leaf: I can’t defend or attack. Even being a cannon fodder seems so insignificant, but I have the strength to carry. I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy it is. .

6. Pumpkin Head: It is my bounden duty to protect you. The moment before disappearing, I will not cry because I have no eyes.

7. Cherry: I appear to destroy, destroy the enemy, and myself. Will you remember me? Even for just a moment, I feel that I am beautiful.

8. Little Spray Mushroom: I am young and small, but I already understand the meaning of fighting, and I even understand the meaning of cannon fodder. I'm not afraid, and I don't blame you, because like you, I'm looking forward to the moment of victory.

9. Charm Mushroom: I have a gorgeous appearance, but this beauty only blooms in an instant. After the fireworks dissipate, you will have one more friend, but my figure has disappeared from your sight.

10. Tombstone Devourer: I grew up in the darkness and eliminated hidden dangers for you one after another. I will die with them and make a broad path for you. Actually, tombstones are really hard to eat. However, as long as it is your request, I will do it.

11. Big Spraying Mushroom: Maybe I am not of much use now, maybe I belong to the ranks that are despised by you, but give me a chance, and I may become a god. ;