Who can tell me some jokes, the kind that makes sense? For example, a joke tells us to be serious and so on. Thank you for your questions.

There is an old saying called ````````` If you don't succeed, you will die. `````` Let me tell you. This story happened in China a long time ago. After playing a guessing game all afternoon, my good friend went home with scissors, stone and cloth ... Si Tong noticed an oil lamp on the roadside, just like Aladdin's magic lamp. He picked it up curiously and dusted it off. Suddenly, white smoke came out of the bottle of Ran Ran magic lamp. The faint stone said: I am the dragon who let you out: "Oh, then I can give you a wish …" The stone said: "Ah, just one? Isn't there three? " Dragon: "I'm sorry, because I am a semitone dragon." If not, forget it. " Si Tong: "OK. So ... can you make all three of us adults? We are tired of guessing boxing every day. " Shenlong: "Oh, I'll try … but maybe only one can succeed … because I'm a semitone dragon …" Shenlong coughed several times and spat at the three of them. The three of them gradually began to be shrouded in white smoke, and the dragon gradually disappeared into the three-character sutra. When the white smoke clears ... stone or stone, scissors or scissors, only cloth is no longer cloth, and cloth has successfully transformed into human beings! When one family was happy and two families were sad, someone happened to pass by here, saw this scene and recorded it. This man is Mencius. He wrote: ... Bu succeeded and became a man. Then this statement spread to later generations and was added to Chinese textbooks.

Satisfied, please adopt.