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The story of begging for someone who went the wrong way must be specific.

Come out and tell your friends, and they will make it even funnier if they say one.

Once in class, a teacher walked into the wrong classroom and actually started class.

As a result, the teacher who was supposed to teach could only wait outside the door for the teacher in the classroom to finish class.

Later, the teacher also felt that something was wrong, so he went out and looked at the house number,

and said, "I'm sorry, I went to the wrong floor."

Apu has had no sense of direction since he was a child, and he had never taken a bus or subway alone before going to college. I got lost several times in the past few years, so I took this as a souvenir.

1. I went to the National People’s Congress and took a bus three times

I went to the National People’s Congress to do errands but I didn’t know how to get there by bus. I asked my classmates and they said: I can get to the National People’s Congress by just taking a bus from Ximen. apu is very relieved.

When we arrived at Ximen Station, a No. 5 bus happened to pass by, and we got on the bus saying, "You can get to the National People's Congress in just one bus."

Then I discovered that the bus from the west gate to the south gate to the east gate had not yet reached the National People’s Congress. I couldn’t help but ask: How many stops are there until the National People’s Congress?

The conductor said: This bus is not close to the National People’s Congress, so get off as soon as possible.

Apu then got off the bus at the east gate. But I didn’t know how to get to the National People’s Congress from the platform where I got off, so I had to take the bus back to the west gate. I accidentally passed the station and ended up at Yuanmingyuan Station.

When I got off the bus and looked at the platform, I found that there was only one all the way to the National People's Congress, and it was dozens of stops later.

Remembering that others said that the National People's Congress is not that far away, I made a very ymsw decision and asked the aunt next to me: "Which bus will I take to the National People's Congress?"

The answer was: "Get on the bus opposite"...

By the time APU arrived at the National People's Congress, the office had already finished get off work.

2. Mushroom Garden

I went to Mushroom Garden to buy cloth. I went there once before with my friends. Of course, APU doesn’t remember the way.

Not long after I wanted to go again, I called whiskeymm and made an appointment to set off.

My classmate whiskymm is familiar with me, so before leaving, he still asked: "Do you want to bring a map?"

Apu said: "I am a living map! I have been there once , just follow me.”

Seeing how confident I was, Whiskeymm made a decision that she would regret for a day,

Put down the map...

So Apu took her special 6, which she had been sitting on for a long time, to Muxi Land...

When she got off the car, she was dumbfounded. Muxi Land did not sell cloth at all...

Hit After using many mobile phones, I finally found a brother who told me how to get from Mignonette Field to Mignonette Garden.

I took the subway, bus and tricycle several times. After having a meal at the front door at noon, I finally stopped at the cloth art market before it closed. Here we go...

Of course, as compensation for whiskymm's precious time for the day, the fare for the bus and meals will be paid by APU.

3.

I walked and walked, and the platform was always unfamiliar. I thought that the next platform might be familiar to me, so I walked and walked.

I finally felt something was wrong. I called my classmate’s cell phone, but my cell phone was out of battery, and I didn’t have enough money in my pocket to take a taxi back to school.

What to do, what to do~

Apu had an idea and took a taxi to ask the master to take him to the nearest station where he could take the bus back to Tsinghua University.

I said I walked from the Xizhimen subway, and the master sighed that it was really far away...

The master is such a good person. After he arrived, he repeatedly told him not to get on the wrong train...