What are the lively jokes at the morning meeting?

As for the jokes of the company morning meeting, you can tell some jokes in the workplace or jokes about life around you, so that you can start a new day. Details are as follows:

1, the husband and wife are at odds, each sleeps separately, does not talk to each other, and has something to write. One day, my husband left a note for his wife, which said I was going to work. Call me tomorrow. Put it by his wife's bed and sleep peacefully. The next day, when I woke up, I was late. He was very angry and ran to question his wife. I looked at my wife's room and found her long gone. I couldn't go back to my room. I found a note on my pillow, which said, you damn fool, it's already half past eight, and I still can't get up.

2. the Monkey King got into Princess Iron Fan's belly and borrowed a banana fan. Look at the dialogue below. Wukong said, "Sister-in-law, I'm already in you." Princess Iron Fan: "Come out quickly, uncle, I can't stand it ... Wukong:" Sister-in-law, I'm coming out soon, please open your mouth quickly. Princess Iron Fan: "Hinder" Niu Wangmo from listening outside the door, leaving a divorce agreement ... and moving away from home.

3. The imperial examination system in Qing Dynasty has come to an end, but we have to make a gesture every year. Let the scholars have a hope and give the court a good face.

This year is the time for scientific research. There is a number this year. Who is it? Relatives of Li Hongzhang, the adult in the main hall. This man also came to take the exam, but his academic performance was poor. He sat down in the examination room and opened the examination paper. He doesn't know many words, not to mention the content of the exam.

The paper is about to be handed in, and this guy is also smart. He wrote on the paper: "I am the wife of Li Hongzhang's adult in the main hall (Qi Zi can't write)." When the examiner approved this volume, he said, "Because of this, this official will not marry you." This is; Right or wrong makes you speechless, but it achieves your goal and achieves the ironic effect.

4. Once a small country came to China to pay tribute to three identical gold people, and the emperor was very happy. However, this small country is not kind, and at the same time a question arises: who is the most valuable of these three gold people? The emperor thought of many ways to ask the jeweler to check, weigh and watch the work, all of which were exactly the same. What shall we do? The messenger is still waiting for a return. A vast country, you don't even understand this little thing?

Finally, an old minister who abdicated said that he had an idea. The emperor invited the emissary to the main hall, and the old minister confidently took three straws and inserted them into the ear of the first gold man. The straw came out of the other ear. The straw of the second gold man fell out directly from his mouth, and the straw of the third gold man fell into his stomach without any noise. The old minister said: the third gold man is the most valuable! The messenger was silent and the answer was correct.

At a banquet, Mark Twain sat opposite a lady and said out of courtesy, You are so beautiful! The lady was ungrateful and said proudly, it's a pity that I can't praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said gently and calmly: Never mind. You can lie like me. The lady hung her head in shame.