Those interesting and deceptive questions

How many tricks can you get for the funny problems circulating on the Internet? How to respond tactfully when asked about the whole topic? Below I have compiled some funny and deceptive questions and sentences for your reference!

Brainstorming funny trick question 1, tortoise and rabbit race, pig as referee, who wins? No matter which answer, the person who answers is a pig, because only pigs know the result. )

2. Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"? (Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question ...)

Do you know what animal likes to ask why? B: I don't know! A: Pig! B: Why? A: Because you are a big pig!

4. Which of the 26 English letters is the most stupid? Answer: u (you)! 5. Do you have a face? Answer: Yes. (You are so cheeky) Answer: No (shameless)

6. A pig was with a tiger, and the tiger died the next day. Why? I don't know. C: By the way, there are no pigs. 7. There is a fool who always says no to everyone he meets. "Do you have money?" "no!" "Do you have a home?" Excuse me, have you seen this fool? A: No (the other person is a fool) 6. Is the English spelling of pig pug?

8. China New Year is coming. You have a pig and a donkey at home. Kill the pig first or the donkey first? (Kill pigs, donkeys think so, too; Kill the donkey, and the pig thinks so; Don't kill both, pigs and donkeys think so; Kill two, and the pigs and donkeys next door think so. )

9. The two servants at the water's edge went, the children shaved their heads, but Jinlian could not walk. When the Iraqis came to meet them, the lotus was full of cars, and my father-in-law was so tired that his right arm was broken, eighteen bamboos were connected, and peony fell to the ground. Guess eight words! Answer: I have never seen you so stupid!

10. It is said that the four masters and apprentices in the Tang Dynasty all have a corresponding title, the Monkey King is called Zheng, Tang Priest is called Yi, Pig is called Dao, and Friar Sand is called Lai (ask others after you finish). Ok, I'll test you, Pig! Hee hee, others must say "here"!

Deceptive sentence 1, I love you more than you love me, and nowhere else can surpass you.

2. The only way to occupy a man's memory is to live better!

3.20 14 highly recommended weight loss method: "Make a cup of melamine milk, two fried dough sticks in gutter oil, two dyed steamed buns and a thin ham sausage to ensure your slim figure."

The whole universe can't stop me from liking you! I am willing to be busy for you, work hard for you, give everything for you, and pray that you can stay with me every day just to wait silently. I really like you ... RMB.

It's almost the weekend. Shall we do an experiment? If you can stand up and raise your hand, you can invite me to dinner this weekend. If you can stand tall, I'll treat you to dinner this weekend. Try it quickly, reply and tell me, I want to know the result! Sister, I made this up the other day!

6. Do you know? You are so irritating. I'm going to tie your hands and feet with a rope tonight so that you can't move. I will cover your eyes with a black cloth so that you can't see anything, and then I will say to you: What are you thinking? Don't sleep!

7. The father came to his son's room and praised him and said, "Well done, son, the window is clean and bright. Did you wipe it with soap and water? " Son: "No, Dad, I used a hammer."

I have three sentences to tell you, including the following one. Thank you for finishing.

9. "The snow is falling, the wind is roaring, and you are walking alone under the eaves. The pedestrian was shivering with cold, and suddenly he heard a cry of "Stop thief". He accidentally dropped his hand and was caught in the head. I hope the Excellence can become a puppy. "

10, summer ideas: imagine that you are in the cold ice palm and suddenly melt; Or imagine you are romantic on the Titanic, and suddenly an iceberg strikes and you fall into the cold water; How about watching another ghost movie? I wish you a "scare" to clear your heart!

1 1, when you laugh, the wolf hangs himself; As soon as you sigh, the cat runs away; When you scream, chickens fly and dogs jump; Your station stinks; When sweating, lice suffer; You are uglier than a ghost if you don't dress up; When you dress up, you frighten the ghost into paralysis.

12, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When I get 999 roses, I will give them to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!" "

13. On the journey of life, sometimes you can't see me behind you. It's not that I forgot you, nor that I let you go alone. But I choose to walk behind you. When you accidentally fell down, I ran … stepped on my foot.

14, it will be a bolt from the blue if you are well!

15, you lie quietly on the bed, emitting attractive fragrance, soft skin and attractive feeling, which makes my heart beat faster. I am excited to walk up to you, lie on your body, and tell you affectionately that I like you … my sheets!

16, the person I care most about in love. In the end, it is often the worst loser.

17. Today is your birthday. Your friend ordered a power train for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor. All right, the song order is over.

18, the donor said: "Lin Pingzhi and his parents have lived happily for more than ten years; And Ling Huchong was born an orphan, he lived in a patron's home, and didn't live a good life ... "I think this is the question-which is more terrible, being born blind or being blind the day after tomorrow?

19, a gentleman's sword and a lady's sword are a pair. They look exactly alike, very husband and wife. Usually used to show off their feelings in the Jianghu, flirt with each other and pretend to be lovers.

20. There are no notes in the space. I know that your nicknames are all like this.