Tell jokes, what jokes are there, funny jokes, jokes that 57 people, preferably 90%, will laugh at,

I can't remember the title of this story ... probably when my great-grandfather was in Beijing! It is said that a tailor's father Li opened a shop in Chengxi Street. Where people come and go in .........., there is a coffin shop next door. Lao Li always felt unlucky when he saw it ... fortunately, the tailor's business was good and he didn't want to move. Fortunately, the tailor's business is good and he doesn't want to move. It rained all day that day and there were not many guests. Lao Li pulled down the car door early and sat on the steps alone in a daze! Just when I was thinking in my heart, shouts came from the corner not far away. Look! Three or two yamen officers came with the prisoner ... Lao Li saw the prisoner's face depressed, only glanced at the signboard of his shop, as if he had no soul, and continued to be urged by the officers ... to go straight to the city gate. At night, the rain still didn't stop ... I only heard the creaking sound of the coffin shop on the opposite wall, which made people sleep restlessly and lie in bed. Lao Li thought, if it weren't for years of cultivation. When I was in the dark, the door of the shop suddenly closed ... a man came in slowly ... damn it! It was stolen by a thief ... I want to shout! Suddenly I felt my throat tighten ... I couldn't make a sound. At the same time, my whole body is out of control, just like three bags of rice ... bad luck, evil! Lao Li opened his eyes wide and saw the man's hand groping everywhere. The till was knocked over but he didn't take it. He put the money-making tools in his hand and waddled out of the door ... Struggling, Lao Li finally climbed out of bed ... Without shoes, he choked outside the door and saw no one in the street, only hearing the rain! The next morning, there were a bunch of people in the shop next door, talking about it ... The boss was depressed, in shock, mumbling ...! @#! # $ The yamen doesn't care about anything .. It's too much trouble .. What a great loss of life! Seeing his hands shaking, locking the door, and never looking back, he only said that he would go across the street to find a Taoist priest ... Several little boys climbed the threshold and sneaked into the crack ... There was a coffin that didn't seem to be covered ... Poor Lao Li was so scared that he stayed up all night last night, and finally got on the night shift for a while, and then he was woken up and angrily got up to go outside to see what was going on ... Taoist priest in yellow robe was invited, wasn't he? The owner of the coffin shop in the distance came to the crowd with a Taoist priest and entered the shop. Nothing happened for a long time. Suddenly, there was a shout from above ... Lao Li! Strange things have happened. Please come in and have a look! Outside, Lao Li listened with fear and leaned in. Then he saw the Taoist priest holding his sewing box in his hand ... this is the man I was taken away by the thief last night. How can you have it ... ! The Taoist priest pointed to the coffin and said, be careful, don't be afraid! There is a body in the coffin with obvious seam marks on its neck ... This man was executed outside the city yesterday afternoon ...-His head was brought in ...-I haven't had time to invite others ...-but it has become like this! Lao Li didn't speak ... he had a cold sweat on his forehead ... as big as a bean ...!